Episode
Ep. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:16:45
Published: Mon Mar 21 2022
Description
On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's experience watching Tyler Perry's "A Madea Homecoming," Britney Spears' insane Instagram posts, W. Kamau Bell's new docuseries "We Need to Talk About Cosby," and David Spade's episode of 2 Bears. Bert tells the story of going to a strip club in Austin with his crew the night before, and Tom and Bert talk about "Yo! MTV Raps." This leads them to wonder why Method Man and Redman haven't started a podcast. They wrap up by FaceTiming Russell Peters to see if he could put the Bears in contact with them. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
Comedian Bert Kreischer plays the role of a defendant, while his lawyer Tom Segura sarcastically represents him.
00:00 - 01:07 (01:07)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer plays the role of a defendant, while his lawyer Tom Segura sarcastically represents him. In this episode, Bert jokingly admits to public drunkenness and announces his plans to quit drinking, claiming to reclaim his power.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a personal rock bottom moment where he took a job as a messenger in Los Angeles as a last resort, and recalls the unpleasant aspects of the job such as driving through unfun routes and finishing half-smoked cigarettes.
01:09 - 04:25 (03:15)
Summary
The speaker shares a personal rock bottom moment where he took a job as a messenger in Los Angeles as a last resort, and recalls the unpleasant aspects of the job such as driving through unfun routes and finishing half-smoked cigarettes.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast transcript contains offensive language and derogatory terms.
04:25 - 06:49 (02:23)
Summary
The podcast transcript contains offensive language and derogatory terms.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses Bill Cosby's career in comedy and television, his sexual assault allegations, and reactions from the public.
06:49 - 11:50 (05:01)
Summary
The podcast discusses Bill Cosby's career in comedy and television, his sexual assault allegations, and reactions from the public.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bill Cosby's son's murder influenced his career trajectory, while Hannibal Buress' comedy has been shaped by his observations of certain attitudes towards young black men.
11:50 - 16:30 (04:40)
Summary
Bill Cosby's son's murder influenced his career trajectory, while Hannibal Buress' comedy has been shaped by his observations of certain attitudes towards young black men.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast snippet discusses the importance of well-developed characters and unpredictable plot devices in creating successful literature or television.
16:30 - 19:12 (02:42)
Summary
This podcast snippet discusses the importance of well-developed characters and unpredictable plot devices in creating successful literature or television.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss their views on a hip hop-inspired comedy movie centered around a family that lives together in a compound.
19:12 - 22:52 (03:39)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss their views on a hip hop-inspired comedy movie centered around a family that lives together in a compound. Despite several attempts to add spice to the movie, it fails to make an impression as a comedy.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the possibility of working with Tyler Perry on a movie that involves full prosthetics, and how Perry's films can be taken out of context due to their controversial content.
22:52 - 27:24 (04:32)
Summary
The hosts discuss the possibility of working with Tyler Perry on a movie that involves full prosthetics, and how Perry's films can be taken out of context due to their controversial content.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their past struggles with addiction, acknowledging that they may have missed out on opportunities due to their behavior.
27:24 - 30:06 (02:42)
Summary
The speaker reflects on their past struggles with addiction, acknowledging that they may have missed out on opportunities due to their behavior.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss the challenges of dating someone with significant wealth, including the pressure to keep up with lavish gifts and experiences.
30:06 - 33:52 (03:45)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss the challenges of dating someone with significant wealth, including the pressure to keep up with lavish gifts and experiences.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript snippet consists of incoherent and inappropriate language, making it difficult to derive any meaningful information.
33:52 - 35:30 (01:37)
Summary
The transcript snippet consists of incoherent and inappropriate language, making it difficult to derive any meaningful information.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person shares about their experience at a strip club and the discomfort of being videotaped and photographed while getting a lap dance.
35:30 - 41:08 (05:37)
Summary
A person shares about their experience at a strip club and the discomfort of being videotaped and photographed while getting a lap dance.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of the strip club culture in Florida versus North Carolina and how the grooming of behavior is different.
41:08 - 45:15 (04:06)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience of the strip club culture in Florida versus North Carolina and how the grooming of behavior is different.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their frustration with people asking about TV or movie sets without knowing what's being filmed, and how they personally try to find out more information when they come across such situations themselves.
45:15 - 48:17 (03:01)
Summary
The speaker discusses their frustration with people asking about TV or movie sets without knowing what's being filmed, and how they personally try to find out more information when they come across such situations themselves.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their family vacation experiences with Ellis, who loves adventure and danger.
48:17 - 52:52 (04:35)
Summary
The speaker discusses their family vacation experiences with Ellis, who loves adventure and danger.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura mocks how his wife Leanne lacks enthusiasm for simple things in life such as donuts, coffee, and celebrating small wins.
52:52 - 55:59 (03:06)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura mocks how his wife Leanne lacks enthusiasm for simple things in life such as donuts, coffee, and celebrating small wins. He also satirizes how pessimistic people tend to think about their old age.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript includes laughter and a statement about not liking not being on the show.
56:00 - 58:48 (02:47)
Summary
The transcript includes laughter and a statement about not liking not being on the show.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes a vulgar statement about a woman's body and objectifies her.
58:48 - 1:00:30 (01:41)
Summary
The speaker makes a vulgar statement about a woman's body and objectifies her.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about a pop rapper's tough reputation due to his crew from Oakland.
1:00:30 - 1:04:47 (04:17)
Summary
A discussion about a pop rapper's tough reputation due to his crew from Oakland.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A poetic stream of consciousness with a focus on rhyming and flow.
1:04:47 - 1:06:53 (02:06)
Summary
A poetic stream of consciousness with a focus on rhyming and flow.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Spade and Farley Podcast is like watching two best friends hangout with each other, saying things they wouldn't say to anyone else.
1:06:53 - 1:10:41 (03:47)
Summary
The Spade and Farley Podcast is like watching two best friends hangout with each other, saying things they wouldn't say to anyone else. The show is funny, crazy, and includes interesting guests such as Red Man.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is trying to figure out how to get in touch with Method Man and laments that they don't have his phone number.
1:10:41 - 1:13:15 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker is trying to figure out how to get in touch with Method Man and laments that they don't have his phone number.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss the idea of starting a podcast and the need to do reads, followed by a problematic and offensive comment about getting in touch with a black person.
1:13:15 - 1:15:43 (02:28)
Summary
The speakers discuss the idea of starting a podcast and the need to do reads, followed by a problematic and offensive comment about getting in touch with a black person.
EpisodeEp. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert and Tom bring their comedic chemistry and uncensored humor to the Two Bears, One Cave podcast, where they discuss an array of topics ranging from personal stories to amateur map-making, all while enjoying a few drinks.
1:15:43 - 1:16:34 (00:50)
Summary
Bert and Tom bring their comedic chemistry and uncensored humor to the Two Bears, One Cave podcast, where they discuss an array of topics ranging from personal stories to amateur map-making, all while enjoying a few drinks.