Episode
Ep. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:21:31
Published: Mon Apr 19 2021
Description
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Chapters
The host talks about giving an e-bike to his friend as a birthday present and reminisces about good times on the lake with his family.
00:00 - 02:12 (02:12)
Summary
The host talks about giving an e-bike to his friend as a birthday present and reminisces about good times on the lake with his family.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A brief discussion about the 2021 CEDU GTE and how the speaker and his friends will enjoy it.
02:16 - 04:50 (02:34)
Summary
A brief discussion about the 2021 CEDU GTE and how the speaker and his friends will enjoy it.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript provides a confusing and fragmented conversation that touches on flying into Austin, visiting friends, and the cost of ski boats.
04:50 - 07:16 (02:25)
Summary
The transcript provides a confusing and fragmented conversation that touches on flying into Austin, visiting friends, and the cost of ski boats.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A musician needed to purchase a specific item on short notice for his tour and called his business manager for assistance.
07:16 - 09:22 (02:06)
Summary
A musician needed to purchase a specific item on short notice for his tour and called his business manager for assistance. The business manager was able to locate the item in stock and purchase it for the musician.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a drug testing kit that can test for opiates, methamphetamine, and cocaine for $37 using hair, blood, and urine samples, and wishes they had tested themselves two months ago.
09:22 - 11:15 (01:52)
Summary
The speaker talks about a drug testing kit that can test for opiates, methamphetamine, and cocaine for $37 using hair, blood, and urine samples, and wishes they had tested themselves two months ago.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker shares insights on how people often react to overwhelming pressure and attention, such as shaving their head.
11:15 - 14:54 (03:39)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker shares insights on how people often react to overwhelming pressure and attention, such as shaving their head. They also share how they cope with stress by seeking help from others around them.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the need for a conservatorship due to their big ideas being deemed ridiculous, citing an example of someone with piercings all over their face.
14:54 - 16:53 (01:58)
Summary
The speaker discusses the need for a conservatorship due to their big ideas being deemed ridiculous, citing an example of someone with piercings all over their face.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of 2 Bears, 1 Cave discuss their plans to launch a wine setup under 2 Bear Sports Management.
16:53 - 18:42 (01:49)
Summary
The hosts of 2 Bears, 1 Cave discuss their plans to launch a wine setup under 2 Bear Sports Management.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about wine preferences, with some recommendations for specific types of wines such as cabernet and Pinot Noir.
18:42 - 21:40 (02:58)
Summary
A discussion about wine preferences, with some recommendations for specific types of wines such as cabernet and Pinot Noir.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the timeline for launching a Pinot Noir and mentions the possibility of it being a few months away, with the goal of having it available for the show and others to enjoy.
21:40 - 24:45 (03:05)
Summary
The speaker discusses the timeline for launching a Pinot Noir and mentions the possibility of it being a few months away, with the goal of having it available for the show and others to enjoy.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a brief anecdote about receiving a call from a person in Georgia while walking into a grocery store.
24:45 - 26:32 (01:46)
Summary
The speaker shares a brief anecdote about receiving a call from a person in Georgia while walking into a grocery store.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Pete Holmes discusses the importance of storytelling and the ways in which some people struggle to effectively convey a story, including the common habit of listeners correcting or interjecting into the narrative at the wrong moments.
26:32 - 28:41 (02:08)
Summary
Comedian Pete Holmes discusses the importance of storytelling and the ways in which some people struggle to effectively convey a story, including the common habit of listeners correcting or interjecting into the narrative at the wrong moments.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A story is shared about a group of men encountering a spitting cobra during a snake release expedition in the desert of Africa.
28:41 - 33:04 (04:23)
Summary
A story is shared about a group of men encountering a spitting cobra during a snake release expedition in the desert of Africa.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about his friend Leanne who moved to a new city and had a memorable Halloween experience.
33:04 - 37:08 (04:03)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about his friend Leanne who moved to a new city and had a memorable Halloween experience. Leanne dressed up as a roller girl and got into a confrontation with kids who were throwing toilet paper at her.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his thoughts on bathroom breaks and the effects of hydration levels on bowel movements.
37:08 - 39:49 (02:40)
Summary
The speaker discusses his thoughts on bathroom breaks and the effects of hydration levels on bowel movements.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers have a random conversation about light bulbs and yoga poses.
39:49 - 41:37 (01:48)
Summary
The speakers have a random conversation about light bulbs and yoga poses.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss potty training and how they taught their children to use the toilet.
41:37 - 44:42 (03:05)
Summary
The hosts discuss potty training and how they taught their children to use the toilet.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Chris DiStefano admits to not being a fan of flossing, but Joe Rogan argues that flossing is essential for overall health and hygiene.
44:42 - 46:51 (02:09)
Summary
Comedian Chris DiStefano admits to not being a fan of flossing, but Joe Rogan argues that flossing is essential for overall health and hygiene.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker believes that more gay bars should be opened in neighborhoods like West Hollywood to accommodate the LGBT community and to provide a fun and safe environment for them.
46:51 - 48:22 (01:30)
Summary
The speaker believes that more gay bars should be opened in neighborhoods like West Hollywood to accommodate the LGBT community and to provide a fun and safe environment for them.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Trainees are surprised when their trainer suggests they get pizza together.
48:22 - 50:07 (01:45)
Summary
Trainees are surprised when their trainer suggests they get pizza together.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This episode discusses the concept of a gay bar and whether it is only for the LGBTQ+ community or if straight people can also enjoy it.
50:07 - 52:19 (02:12)
Summary
This episode discusses the concept of a gay bar and whether it is only for the LGBTQ+ community or if straight people can also enjoy it.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Mike and the host talk about the experience of living in a gay neighborhood and how it differs from other areas.
52:19 - 54:08 (01:48)
Summary
Mike and the host talk about the experience of living in a gay neighborhood and how it differs from other areas.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains a highly inappropriate and offensive comment about a stripper.
54:08 - 55:42 (01:33)
Summary
The transcript contains a highly inappropriate and offensive comment about a stripper.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan speculates about whether former Olympic gymnast Mary Lou Retton could perform on a stripper pole, while discussing the physical capabilities of different athletes.
55:42 - 58:50 (03:08)
Summary
Joe Rogan speculates about whether former Olympic gymnast Mary Lou Retton could perform on a stripper pole, while discussing the physical capabilities of different athletes.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts briefly discuss Anna Kornikova's tennis skills and her appearance, as well as commenting on the appearance of male tennis player.
58:50 - 1:00:14 (01:24)
Summary
The hosts briefly discuss Anna Kornikova's tennis skills and her appearance, as well as commenting on the appearance of male tennis player.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The guest mentions that Ben Askren's songs were all pop hits, while Joe Rogan comments on how his name sounds like a medication.
1:01:35 - 1:04:13 (02:37)
Summary
The guest mentions that Ben Askren's songs were all pop hits, while Joe Rogan comments on how his name sounds like a medication.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chet Hanks sparked controversy with his statement in a video that went viral saying "I think we're about to have a white boy summer."
1:04:14 - 1:07:48 (03:33)
Summary
Chet Hanks sparked controversy with his statement in a video that went viral saying "I think we're about to have a white boy summer." However, if you're a fan of Tom Hanks' movies, take a look at some of his great works.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast snippet, Chet Hanks introduces his "White Boy Summer" and engages in banter with someone off mike.
1:07:48 - 1:11:54 (04:06)
Summary
In this podcast snippet, Chet Hanks introduces his "White Boy Summer" and engages in banter with someone off mike.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Theo Von reflects on the idea of "White Boy Summer" and muses about expanding beyond his sports management company into talent and music management.
1:11:55 - 1:14:50 (02:54)
Summary
Theo Von reflects on the idea of "White Boy Summer" and muses about expanding beyond his sports management company into talent and music management. He also notes that the advertisements for "White Boy Summer" are oddly paired with the British royal family.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the idea of a "White Boy Summer" and his desire to see white boys and black queens wearing each other's shirts.
1:14:50 - 1:18:00 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker talks about the idea of a "White Boy Summer" and his desire to see white boys and black queens wearing each other's shirts. He also mentions his love for golf and compares it to popular brands like Nike and Callaway.
EpisodeEp. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript does not provide enough context to determine a specific topic, but the phrase "Black Queen Summer" is mentioned multiple times.
1:19:56 - 1:21:29 (01:33)
Summary
This transcript does not provide enough context to determine a specific topic, but the phrase "Black Queen Summer" is mentioned multiple times.