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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:17:02
Published: Mon Mar 23 2020
Description

It's wild times, but the bears are back together in the cave! This time to celebrate Tom Segura's new Netflix special "Ball Hog!" With the current state of the world, Tom had to cancel all of the press he was going to do to promote it, so his best friend/bear Bert Kreischer steps in to try and recreate all the different interviews he would have had to do! What would Stephen Colbert have asked? What about Jimmy Fallon? Bert also gets into a fun story or two about beefing with black twitter over a hashtag, and how Desus and Miro were involved.

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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura start the show discussing the coronavirus, Asian cough, and the misguided blame put on Asians.
00:00 - 00:48 (00:48)
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Coronavirus
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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura start the show discussing the coronavirus, Asian cough, and the misguided blame put on Asians.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian shares a joke about his dad recommending his special to his friends.
00:48 - 03:40 (02:52)
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Comedy
Summary

Comedian shares a joke about his dad recommending his special to his friends.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the host discusses with a guest the social responsibility of comedians to boost the economy by performing in clubs after being on the road and honing their craft.
03:40 - 07:31 (03:51)
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comedy
Summary

In this episode, the host discusses with a guest the social responsibility of comedians to boost the economy by performing in clubs after being on the road and honing their craft.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation filled with "like" and "you know" about discipline, food, and childhood memories.
07:31 - 11:18 (03:46)
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Conversation
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A conversation filled with "like" and "you know" about discipline, food, and childhood memories.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the different ways people express themselves online and how it can differ between races, specifically mentioning the lack of smirking on black Twitter.
11:18 - 14:31 (03:12)
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Social Media
Summary

The speaker reflects on the different ways people express themselves online and how it can differ between races, specifically mentioning the lack of smirking on black Twitter.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience of being cyberbullied by a group of people who apparently appeared to be all black people with racist undertones.
14:32 - 16:55 (02:23)
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Cyberbullying
Summary

The speaker shares their experience of being cyberbullied by a group of people who apparently appeared to be all black people with racist undertones.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian highlights a common misconception about white people shopping at Pottery Barn for safety pins, when in reality the store doesn't even sell them.
16:55 - 19:54 (02:59)
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Pottery Barn
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Comedian highlights a common misconception about white people shopping at Pottery Barn for safety pins, when in reality the store doesn't even sell them.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two hosts plan a special word association game with Conan O'Brien.
19:54 - 23:10 (03:15)
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Conan O'Brien
This is a transcript of some random conversation snippets including comments on a guy's appearance and immune system and someone's Irish wife.
23:10 - 26:13 (03:03)
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Conversations
Summary

This is a transcript of some random conversation snippets including comments on a guy's appearance and immune system and someone's Irish wife.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts engage in a conversation about the formation of dog poop and share their personal experiences.
26:13 - 28:02 (01:49)
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Humor
Summary

The hosts engage in a conversation about the formation of dog poop and share their personal experiences.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss cancel culture and share a humorous anecdote about a shower conversation that involved coffee smell.
28:02 - 30:48 (02:46)
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Culture
Summary

The podcast hosts discuss cancel culture and share a humorous anecdote about a shower conversation that involved coffee smell.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man makes an objectifying and offensive comment about a pornstar, reducing her worth to her physical appearance and comparing her to an upcoming golf tour.
30:48 - 32:37 (01:49)
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Objectification
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A man makes an objectifying and offensive comment about a pornstar, reducing her worth to her physical appearance and comparing her to an upcoming golf tour.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bill Burr appears on the Jimmy Fallon show to promote his new special "Ball Hog" and plays a game of "Which of the seven dwarves do you most identify?"
32:37 - 34:27 (01:50)
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Comedy
Summary

Comedian Bill Burr appears on the Jimmy Fallon show to promote his new special "Ball Hog" and plays a game of "Which of the seven dwarves do you most identify?" with the host.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker didn't realize that the person asking him to name seven dwarfs was making a joke and thought he was talking about a sightseeing tour.
34:27 - 37:58 (03:31)
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Misunderstanding
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The speaker didn't realize that the person asking him to name seven dwarfs was making a joke and thought he was talking about a sightseeing tour.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The PC turn in comedy is discussed with an anecdote about a greeting a comedian received from another comedian during this time.
38:03 - 40:15 (02:12)
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Comedy
Summary

The PC turn in comedy is discussed with an anecdote about a greeting a comedian received from another comedian during this time.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man shares a story about a baseball player making derogatory comments about another person's wife's job during spring training.
40:16 - 43:25 (03:09)
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Baseball
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A man shares a story about a baseball player making derogatory comments about another person's wife's job during spring training.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast briefly touches on the difficulties of online discourse, particularly interpreting meaning behind texts like social media posts and comments, in addition to the challenge of a small group becoming the voice of a larger group.
43:25 - 46:37 (03:12)
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Online Discourse
Summary

The podcast briefly touches on the difficulties of online discourse, particularly interpreting meaning behind texts like social media posts and comments, in addition to the challenge of a small group becoming the voice of a larger group.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how almost every special product has a signature section or release to it, and how people can be naturally interested in these unique features.
46:37 - 49:28 (02:51)
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Product features
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The speaker talks about how almost every special product has a signature section or release to it, and how people can be naturally interested in these unique features.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the intriguing nature of standup comedians' sense of humor and how it reflects their personalities and ways of thinking.
49:28 - 51:43 (02:15)
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Standup Comedy
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The podcast discusses the intriguing nature of standup comedians' sense of humor and how it reflects their personalities and ways of thinking.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about a comedian's preaching style on stage and his emphasis on avoiding bad health habits.
51:43 - 54:43 (03:00)
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Health
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A discussion about a comedian's preaching style on stage and his emphasis on avoiding bad health habits.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person vapes instead of smoking in a non-essential business where smoking is prohibited.
54:43 - 58:11 (03:28)
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Vaping
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A person vapes instead of smoking in a non-essential business where smoking is prohibited.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss the prevalence of AIDS among straight high school students.
58:11 - 1:00:20 (02:09)
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AIDS
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The speakers discuss the prevalence of AIDS among straight high school students.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a time when a shocking and unexpected announcement was made at a gathering, causing the audience to initially tune out before realizing the gravity of the news.
1:00:20 - 1:03:01 (02:41)
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Shocking Announcement
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The speaker describes a time when a shocking and unexpected announcement was made at a gathering, causing the audience to initially tune out before realizing the gravity of the news.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The pursuit of a passion can lead to a fulfilling career and a sense of purpose.
1:03:01 - 1:06:03 (03:02)
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Passion
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The pursuit of a passion can lead to a fulfilling career and a sense of purpose. Taking time away from something you love can be deflating and challenging.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The current era allows individuals to purchase and auction sneakers online directly, without intermediaries.
1:06:03 - 1:09:01 (02:58)
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E-commerce
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The current era allows individuals to purchase and auction sneakers online directly, without intermediaries. Some sellers use different professions to market their products, indicating the diversity of the market.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the importance of supporting local businesses during times of economic struggle, and mentions his own efforts to do so by having a regular driver for airport runs and supporting businesses owned by his friends in the industry.
1:09:06 - 1:13:12 (04:06)
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Local businesses
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The speaker discusses the importance of supporting local businesses during times of economic struggle, and mentions his own efforts to do so by having a regular driver for airport runs and supporting businesses owned by his friends in the industry.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura's joke about Hitler has received praise from fans and viewers, despite the controversial subject matter.
1:13:12 - 1:15:46 (02:33)
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Comedy
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Comedian Tom Segura's joke about Hitler has received praise from fans and viewers, despite the controversial subject matter.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's podcast is a raunchy, no-holds-barred comedy show filled with dirty jokes and booze-fueled conversations.
1:15:46 - 1:16:55 (01:09)
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Comedy
Summary

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's podcast is a raunchy, no-holds-barred comedy show filled with dirty jokes and booze-fueled conversations. Their dynamic storytelling and unapologetic humor make for a hilarious and entertaining listen.

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Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer