Episode
Ep. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:01:33
Published: Mon Oct 18 2021
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Chapters
A Hollywood producer discusses the challenges of increasing film budgets for global franchises like 007, especially during a time when movie theaters may not be operational.
00:00 - 02:20 (02:20)
Summary
A Hollywood producer discusses the challenges of increasing film budgets for global franchises like 007, especially during a time when movie theaters may not be operational.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss a movie involving assassins and speculate about who owns the rights to it.
02:24 - 06:24 (04:00)
Summary
The speakers discuss a movie involving assassins and speculate about who owns the rights to it. They also mention a destroyer seen at sea which may or may not be related to the movie.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains nonsensical ramblings about eating the good parts of a cake, a new folded belt, and feeling like their chair is smaller than others while sitting next to a dog.
06:24 - 09:40 (03:15)
Summary
The transcript contains nonsensical ramblings about eating the good parts of a cake, a new folded belt, and feeling like their chair is smaller than others while sitting next to a dog.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes feeling like a basketball legend while using the bathroom, and how hot sauce can act as a marker for meals.
09:40 - 11:55 (02:14)
Summary
The speaker describes feeling like a basketball legend while using the bathroom, and how hot sauce can act as a marker for meals.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
James Bond movie producers were frustrated with the release of their three hundred million dollar movie due to the pandemic.
11:55 - 16:20 (04:25)
Summary
James Bond movie producers were frustrated with the release of their three hundred million dollar movie due to the pandemic. Despite having the final cut ready in December, the producers had to wait for the pandemic situation to improve before releasing the movie.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast briefly discusses spy thriller movies starring dark-skinned black women and how perceptions of them have evolved over time.
16:20 - 18:26 (02:06)
Summary
The podcast briefly discusses spy thriller movies starring dark-skinned black women and how perceptions of them have evolved over time.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In the past, having a dueling scar was a sign of being a real man and was highly regarded.
18:26 - 20:06 (01:40)
Summary
In the past, having a dueling scar was a sign of being a real man and was highly regarded. It was so important that almost everyone had one.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
An actor reveals how they continued to act despite being injured and wonders if it is evident in the scene, but the director is unaware of the injury.
20:06 - 21:57 (01:50)
Summary
An actor reveals how they continued to act despite being injured and wonders if it is evident in the scene, but the director is unaware of the injury.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how they initially did not feel physical pain, but Leanne pointed out their injuries.
21:59 - 23:06 (01:06)
Summary
The speaker discusses how they initially did not feel physical pain, but Leanne pointed out their injuries.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses envy towards movie stunt doubles and their exciting jobs.
23:06 - 25:07 (02:01)
Summary
The speaker expresses envy towards movie stunt doubles and their exciting jobs.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A private movie theater, which used to cost $350 or more, can now be rented for half the price amidst COVID-19.
25:07 - 26:32 (01:24)
Summary
A private movie theater, which used to cost $350 or more, can now be rented for half the price amidst COVID-19. These private theaters come equipped with reclining seats and have a capacity of around 39 people.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about surprising his daughters with inflatable slides and how spending even $100 can seem like a lot of money sometimes.
26:33 - 28:05 (01:32)
Summary
The speaker talks about surprising his daughters with inflatable slides and how spending even $100 can seem like a lot of money sometimes.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the act of paying for someone else's food or drinks without them expecting it and how it can be a nice gesture.
28:05 - 30:19 (02:14)
Summary
The host discusses the act of paying for someone else's food or drinks without them expecting it and how it can be a nice gesture.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about flying in a private jet and how the fake genitals sold in Halloween stores are disproportionately large.
30:20 - 32:34 (02:13)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about flying in a private jet and how the fake genitals sold in Halloween stores are disproportionately large.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is a random and somewhat vulgar snippet of a podcast conversation where one person talks about how a girl smells like balloons and another person comments on what something looks like.
32:34 - 36:34 (03:59)
Summary
This is a random and somewhat vulgar snippet of a podcast conversation where one person talks about how a girl smells like balloons and another person comments on what something looks like.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the host talks about the idea of forgetting certain memories with the help of pills, specifically relating to missing the carefree days of early relationships.
36:34 - 40:44 (04:10)
Summary
In this episode, the host talks about the idea of forgetting certain memories with the help of pills, specifically relating to missing the carefree days of early relationships.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss how they met and set the scene for the story to come.
40:44 - 42:15 (01:30)
Summary
The speakers discuss how they met and set the scene for the story to come.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian recalls meeting Christina P. during his early days of stand-up comedy and how their mutual friend introduced them to each other at a club.
42:15 - 44:22 (02:06)
Summary
A comedian recalls meeting Christina P. during his early days of stand-up comedy and how their mutual friend introduced them to each other at a club.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman discusses her inability to remember the first kiss with her partner due to frequent arguments, leading to memory lapses.
44:22 - 45:53 (01:31)
Summary
A woman discusses her inability to remember the first kiss with her partner due to frequent arguments, leading to memory lapses.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Anecdotal story of a man who met a woman who thought he was more attractive than he actually was due to her own delusional self-image.
45:53 - 50:03 (04:10)
Summary
Anecdotal story of a man who met a woman who thought he was more attractive than he actually was due to her own delusional self-image.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript excerpt does not offer a coherent topic or conversation to summarize.
50:03 - 53:22 (03:18)
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This transcript excerpt does not offer a coherent topic or conversation to summarize.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares an anecdote about an embarrassing childhood experience involving kissing girls and awkwardness in front of his peers.
53:22 - 55:20 (01:58)
Summary
The speaker shares an anecdote about an embarrassing childhood experience involving kissing girls and awkwardness in front of his peers.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss a sexually explicit act involving tying up and spitting on someone, and joke about how it would be inappropriate for an actress to enact.
55:20 - 57:52 (02:31)
Summary
The hosts discuss a sexually explicit act involving tying up and spitting on someone, and joke about how it would be inappropriate for an actress to enact.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes an inappropriate request for a performer to spit in someone's mouth in a movie scene.
57:52 - 59:55 (02:03)
Summary
The speaker makes an inappropriate request for a performer to spit in someone's mouth in a movie scene.
EpisodeEp. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts engage in a graphic conversation about Adriana Chechik and spitting in someone's mouth, expressing both disgust and arousal at the idea.
59:55 - 1:01:04 (01:08)
Summary
The podcast hosts engage in a graphic conversation about Adriana Chechik and spitting in someone's mouth, expressing both disgust and arousal at the idea. They also mention wanting to reach out to Chechik for a potential collaboration.