Episode

Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:20:52
Published: Mon Aug 17 2020
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Comedians discuss their thoughts on drugs and alcohol before getting sidetracked with a favorite joke and toasting to Jennifer Aniston while drinking Fit Wine.
00:00 - 01:30 (01:30)
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Alcohol
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Comedians discuss their thoughts on drugs and alcohol before getting sidetracked with a favorite joke and toasting to Jennifer Aniston while drinking Fit Wine.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes the options when working out late at night - either get a ride home or run home with a bottle of wine.
01:30 - 04:44 (03:14)
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Fitness
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The speaker describes the options when working out late at night - either get a ride home or run home with a bottle of wine.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how there are now three different people in a certain dynamic, and how some people may not want to be force-fed it.
04:44 - 07:08 (02:24)
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Relationships
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The speaker talks about how there are now three different people in a certain dynamic, and how some people may not want to be force-fed it.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about impressing someone with his fencing abilities and the guy letting his guard down.
07:08 - 09:56 (02:48)
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Fencing
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The speaker talks about impressing someone with his fencing abilities and the guy letting his guard down.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about Warren Sapp's lifestyle and how he is different from other athletes because he lives on the water.
09:56 - 12:34 (02:38)
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Warren Sapp
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The speaker talks about Warren Sapp's lifestyle and how he is different from other athletes because he lives on the water.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert boasts about his athletic abilities and challenges AI to a variety of sports competitions including archery, badminton, canoe slalom, golf, tennis, and a triathlon event.
12:36 - 14:38 (02:02)
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Sports
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Bert boasts about his athletic abilities and challenges AI to a variety of sports competitions including archery, badminton, canoe slalom, golf, tennis, and a triathlon event.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host discusses the origins of peanut butter, speculating that George Washington Carver created a healthier version of it, and how it became a popular food item.
14:38 - 18:20 (03:42)
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Peanut Butter
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The podcast host discusses the origins of peanut butter, speculating that George Washington Carver created a healthier version of it, and how it became a popular food item.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the benefits of adding coconut milk to various recipes and reminisce about the trend of almond milkshakes.
18:20 - 26:48 (08:28)
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Coconut milk
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In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the benefits of adding coconut milk to various recipes and reminisce about the trend of almond milkshakes. The conversation also touches on spell-check and calorie counts.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In the podcast "2 Bears 1 Cave," Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer create fake names for American presidents and try to remember the names of real presidents as well as North Korean presidents.
26:48 - 38:16 (11:28)
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American presidents, North Korean presidents
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In the podcast "2 Bears 1 Cave," Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer create fake names for American presidents and try to remember the names of real presidents as well as North Korean presidents.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the benefits of agriculture and how it allows for the development of industry and innovation.
38:16 - 1:04:45 (26:29)
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Agriculture
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The speaker discusses the benefits of agriculture and how it allows for the development of industry and innovation. He also makes a comparison to "guns for books" and "dolphins" to prove a point.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the importance of consistency and making sense in communication.
1:04:44 - 1:11:22 (06:37)
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Communication
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The hosts discuss the importance of consistency and making sense in communication. They also joke about the possibility of a wine brand endorsing their unconventional drinking habits, and debate the plausibility of a claim that someone did 3000 squats.

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Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts his terrible experience with a sleep test and expresses his frustration with the process of obtaining a CPAP machine.
1:11:22 - 1:19:29 (08:07)
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Sleep
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The speaker recounts his terrible experience with a sleep test and expresses his frustration with the process of obtaining a CPAP machine.

Episode
Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer