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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:18:23
Published: Mon Mar 16 2020
Description

The two bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, reunite in the cave today to celebrate Bert's new Stand-Up Netflix special "Hey Big Boy" that becomes available to watch on Netflix March 17, 2020 on St. Patrick's Day! We first get into seeing exactly how much worse Bert looks now from when he taped his special (3-ish months apart). It's WILD. We get into both tom and Bert doing press for their upcoming specials (Tom's "Ball Hog" comes out March 24, 2020). They discuss writing material, how great Andrew Schulz's way of making content is, strip club stories, Ian Bagg stories, and a cool video where some guy found a baby CRAWLING ON THE HIGHWAY.

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Comedian Bert Kreischer announces the debut of his second one hour Netflix special, "Hey Big Boy".
00:00 - 02:46 (02:46)
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Bert Kreischer
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Comedian Bert Kreischer announces the debut of his second one hour Netflix special, "Hey Big Boy".

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian discusses how the expansion of comedy specials over the years has made them less impactful and harder to enjoy.
02:46 - 05:12 (02:26)
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Comedy
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The comedian discusses how the expansion of comedy specials over the years has made them less impactful and harder to enjoy.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses frustration with feeling like he's always the one to put in the extra work and is spreading himself too thin between work and family, sacrificing time with loved ones for the sake of making money.
05:12 - 08:35 (03:23)
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work-life balance
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The speaker expresses frustration with feeling like he's always the one to put in the extra work and is spreading himself too thin between work and family, sacrificing time with loved ones for the sake of making money.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker rants about not receiving pants after a fashion shoot and mentions her admiration for a woman named Eliza.
08:35 - 12:26 (03:51)
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Fashion
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The speaker rants about not receiving pants after a fashion shoot and mentions her admiration for a woman named Eliza. She also brings up a kid who made her a breakfast sandwich.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Comedian Burt Kreischer talks with Joe Rogan about identity, cancel culture, and the changing landscape of comedy.
12:26 - 17:14 (04:48)
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Comedy
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Comedian Burt Kreischer talks with Joe Rogan about identity, cancel culture, and the changing landscape of comedy.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about the danger of burning what you love in order to make a joke work.
17:14 - 19:51 (02:37)
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Comedy
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A comedian talks about the danger of burning what you love in order to make a joke work.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The idea of releasing smaller, 10-15 minute comedy specials more frequently has been floated as a way for comedians to better engage with their fanbase and provide fresh content on a more regular basis.
19:51 - 24:05 (04:14)
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Comedy
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The idea of releasing smaller, 10-15 minute comedy specials more frequently has been floated as a way for comedians to better engage with their fanbase and provide fresh content on a more regular basis.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their struggle with finding good material for their stand-up comedy act and explains how sometimes they weave in random topics just to fill in the gaps.
24:05 - 27:28 (03:23)
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Stand-up comedy
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The speaker shares their struggle with finding good material for their stand-up comedy act and explains how sometimes they weave in random topics just to fill in the gaps.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
No meaningful content can be derived from the transcript.
27:28 - 30:26 (02:58)
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The speaker recalls a conversation about military ranks, specifically the difference between boot camp and being a Marine corporal, which made some people uncomfortable.
30:26 - 32:16 (01:50)
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Military
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The speaker recalls a conversation about military ranks, specifically the difference between boot camp and being a Marine corporal, which made some people uncomfortable.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast contains explicit language as the host and guest discuss their experiences with porn, sexual preferences, and the cultural stigma surrounding sex work and the industry.
32:16 - 34:52 (02:36)
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Pornography
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The podcast contains explicit language as the host and guest discuss their experiences with porn, sexual preferences, and the cultural stigma surrounding sex work and the industry.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
An individual rants in a jumbled and incoherent manner about the porn industry and references Evil Knievel.
34:52 - 37:31 (02:39)
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Porn Industry
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An individual rants in a jumbled and incoherent manner about the porn industry and references Evil Knievel.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss attraction in everyday situations such as seeing a girl in the grocery store and share a story about their experience at a strip club on tour in a small town.
37:31 - 42:10 (04:38)
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Relationships
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The hosts discuss attraction in everyday situations such as seeing a girl in the grocery store and share a story about their experience at a strip club on tour in a small town.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the aesthetics of amateur porn and how the quality of production may impact the authenticity of the content.
42:10 - 46:47 (04:37)
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Pornography
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The speaker reflects on the aesthetics of amateur porn and how the quality of production may impact the authenticity of the content.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses excitement about the upcoming movie Big Time Adolescence, praising it as a fun and thoughtful movie that looks even better than Superbad.
46:47 - 49:44 (02:56)
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Movie
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The speaker expresses excitement about the upcoming movie Big Time Adolescence, praising it as a fun and thoughtful movie that looks even better than Superbad.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian credits his friends, such as Joe Rogan, for changing his career to become less hacky and more successful on stage.
49:44 - 52:04 (02:19)
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comedy
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A comedian credits his friends, such as Joe Rogan, for changing his career to become less hacky and more successful on stage.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Ian Edwards' ability to "kill" during his performances and his straightforwardness in disliking people are discussed in a conversation between two individuals.
52:04 - 54:23 (02:19)
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Comedy
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Comedian Ian Edwards' ability to "kill" during his performances and his straightforwardness in disliking people are discussed in a conversation between two individuals.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about someone with an orange beard and how he eyed him while doing his thing.
54:23 - 58:56 (04:32)
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Anecdote
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The speaker tells a story about someone with an orange beard and how he eyed him while doing his thing. He also talks about showing up with a suitcase of merch and receiving instructions from someone named Baggs.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Comedian Chris D'Elia jokes about the potential embarrassment of masturbating with friends nearby, wondering if they are secretly watching or laughing at him.
58:56 - 1:02:05 (03:08)
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Masturbation
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Comedian Chris D'Elia jokes about the potential embarrassment of masturbating with friends nearby, wondering if they are secretly watching or laughing at him.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:02:05 - 1:04:28 (02:23)
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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker plans to take a tour of his favorite college towns with his daughter and her friends in the fall of 2021.
1:04:28 - 1:08:30 (04:02)
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College, Tour
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The speaker plans to take a tour of his favorite college towns with his daughter and her friends in the fall of 2021.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker rented hats for a photo shoot and had to pay for the rental or buy one of the hats.
1:08:30 - 1:10:16 (01:45)
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Photo Shoot
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The speaker rented hats for a photo shoot and had to pay for the rental or buy one of the hats. The speaker later received a text message confirming that the rental had been cleared and the hats would be shipped soon.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A man spots a baby dog in the middle of the Fifth Street Highway and asks if anyone knows the owner.
1:10:16 - 1:12:16 (02:00)
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Lost Pet
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A man spots a baby dog in the middle of the Fifth Street Highway and asks if anyone knows the owner.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker recounts a situation where he found a baby in the road and had to rescue it, and later humorously recalls his quest to find a missing white baby in his house.
1:12:16 - 1:16:57 (04:40)
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Humor
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The speaker recounts a situation where he found a baby in the road and had to rescue it, and later humorously recalls his quest to find a missing white baby in his house.

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Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:16:57 - 1:18:17 (01:20)
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