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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Published: Mon Nov 28 2022
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Bert Kreischer finally recovered from all of his surgeries and joins Tom Segura to discuss their taste in adult videos. They discuss Adriana Chechik breaking her back, Bhad Bhabie, and if Bert should start an Only Fans account. Tom educates Bert on Tyga, Travis Scott and Woah Vicky. Bert shares his theory on little people, the bears discuss herpes, pregnancy scares, as well as hernias. They review some of the best hair transplants among celebrities, female celebrities that aged gracefully, and private jets.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

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Comedians talk about focusing on what they are good at in a crazy world, and discuss their preferences in pornography.
00:00 - 01:03 (01:03)
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Comedy
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Comedians talk about focusing on what they are good at in a crazy world, and discuss their preferences in pornography.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The OnlyFans platform is becoming more mainstream as celebrities and non-nude content creators are jumping on board, offering a variety of content including regular activities that fans are willing to pay for.
01:03 - 04:23 (03:20)
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OnlyFans
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The OnlyFans platform is becoming more mainstream as celebrities and non-nude content creators are jumping on board, offering a variety of content including regular activities that fans are willing to pay for. Some individuals are considering joining the platform for creative purposes, without necessarily providing explicit content.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman broke her back in two places after jumping into a foam pit that wasn't deep enough at a convention, causing her to be told to stop.
04:23 - 07:08 (02:45)
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Injury
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A woman broke her back in two places after jumping into a foam pit that wasn't deep enough at a convention, causing her to be told to stop.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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In this transcript, a man recounts a brief but uncomfortable interaction where a woman joked about having a threesome with him and his co-host.
07:08 - 09:38 (02:30)
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Sexual misconduct
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In this transcript, a man recounts a brief but uncomfortable interaction where a woman joked about having a threesome with him and his co-host.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about Twitch, an online platform where people can watch other people gaming, gambling, or just talking.
09:40 - 11:51 (02:10)
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Twitch
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A conversation about Twitch, an online platform where people can watch other people gaming, gambling, or just talking.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the awkwardness of knowing someone personally who has an OnlyFans account, and the discomfort that can come with subscribing to someone's account and then meeting them in person.
11:51 - 14:18 (02:26)
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OnlyFans
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The speaker discusses the awkwardness of knowing someone personally who has an OnlyFans account, and the discomfort that can come with subscribing to someone's account and then meeting them in person.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his experience of subscribing to different memberships, including a Patreon of a podcast show, and the social pressure he feels about the subscriptions.
14:18 - 17:46 (03:27)
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Membership, Social Pressure
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The speaker talks about his experience of subscribing to different memberships, including a Patreon of a podcast show, and the social pressure he feels about the subscriptions.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speakers discuss the details of a company's earnings report, stating that $26 million came from subscriptions and $1 million came from messages.
17:46 - 19:35 (01:49)
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Finance
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The speakers discuss the details of a company's earnings report, stating that $26 million came from subscriptions and $1 million came from messages.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker shares their personal experience with OnlyFans and how it's not as glamorous or consistent as it may seem.
19:35 - 22:20 (02:45)
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OnlyFans
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The speaker shares their personal experience with OnlyFans and how it's not as glamorous or consistent as it may seem.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the market for nude men and the potential audience for it, including gay men and some women.
22:20 - 25:26 (03:05)
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Art
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The speaker discusses the market for nude men and the potential audience for it, including gay men and some women.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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This transcript contains explicit language and unrelated content.
25:27 - 27:37 (02:09)
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The speaker reflects on the fact that her kids and other people's kids may not know who Travis Scott is, but how it's fascinating how he has influenced modern art.
27:37 - 33:00 (05:23)
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Travis Scott
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The speaker reflects on the fact that her kids and other people's kids may not know who Travis Scott is, but how it's fascinating how he has influenced modern art.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker questions if fame has become more important than the actual music being produced.
33:00 - 36:04 (03:03)
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Music
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The speaker questions if fame has become more important than the actual music being produced. They express a desire to see artists working harder at their craft rather than adapting to new trends.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker comments on an aspect of impersonating black culture and acts according to stereotypes.
36:04 - 40:17 (04:12)
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Black Culture
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The speaker comments on an aspect of impersonating black culture and acts according to stereotypes.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The way that Black people speak is a cultural characteristic that is specific to them, but it is not always authentic, as there are instances when a black accent could be inauthentic.
40:17 - 45:02 (04:44)
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Black Culture
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The way that Black people speak is a cultural characteristic that is specific to them, but it is not always authentic, as there are instances when a black accent could be inauthentic.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The podcast discusses the rise of rapper Young Boy Never Broke Again and how his success has been achieved in the face of criticism and hate from others in the game.
45:02 - 47:58 (02:56)
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Music
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The podcast discusses the rise of rapper Young Boy Never Broke Again and how his success has been achieved in the face of criticism and hate from others in the game.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A comedian rambles about the Travis Scott lifestyle, focusing on what one is good at, low blood sugar buzz, and putting colonoscopy in a rap song.
47:58 - 50:48 (02:49)
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Comedy
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A comedian rambles about the Travis Scott lifestyle, focusing on what one is good at, low blood sugar buzz, and putting colonoscopy in a rap song.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The use of the word "midget" and the treatment of little people may have contributed to the lower rate of COVID-19 transmission within their communities, as people are less likely to spit on them due to negative prejudices.
50:49 - 54:14 (03:24)
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COVID-19
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The use of the word "midget" and the treatment of little people may have contributed to the lower rate of COVID-19 transmission within their communities, as people are less likely to spit on them due to negative prejudices.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker reflects on two instances when he thought he got a girl pregnant at ages 17 and 18 and considers the long-term impact of teenage pregnancy.
54:14 - 58:06 (03:52)
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Teenage Pregnancy
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The speaker reflects on two instances when he thought he got a girl pregnant at ages 17 and 18 and considers the long-term impact of teenage pregnancy.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The hosts discuss the dangers of extreme plastic surgery for the sake of aesthetics, with a particular focus on male genitalia surgeries and the potential risks of mesh implants.
58:06 - 1:02:03 (03:57)
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Plastic Surgery
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The hosts discuss the dangers of extreme plastic surgery for the sake of aesthetics, with a particular focus on male genitalia surgeries and the potential risks of mesh implants.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The topic of hair transplants in Hollywood is discussed, with a focus on who has had the best results.
1:02:03 - 1:04:24 (02:20)
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Hair Transplants
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The topic of hair transplants in Hollywood is discussed, with a focus on who has had the best results. The speakers question whether there are better hair restoration options available.

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A man talks about a millionaire's hair care routine that involves blow drying, hairspray, and a specific combing technique.
1:04:24 - 1:06:24 (01:59)
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Hair Care
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A man talks about a millionaire's hair care routine that involves blow drying, hairspray, and a specific combing technique.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Learn about five things that you might not know about stem cell hair transplant, including what it is and how it works.
1:06:24 - 1:08:19 (01:55)
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Stem Cell Hair Transplant
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Learn about five things that you might not know about stem cell hair transplant, including what it is and how it works.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The host shares his thoughts on private jets and how his perspective on them has changed.
1:08:19 - 1:11:30 (03:10)
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Lifestyle
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The host shares his thoughts on private jets and how his perspective on them has changed. He also mentions how he admires his wife for being cool with aging.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker discusses the flexibility of private jets and the ability to adjust travel plans depending on personal circumstances and financial capabilities.
1:11:30 - 1:13:52 (02:21)
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Private Jets
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The speaker discusses the flexibility of private jets and the ability to adjust travel plans depending on personal circumstances and financial capabilities.

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The speaker rambles on, expressing a desire to get to know the podcaster better and apologizing for not being familiar with certain topics or rappers mentioned.
1:13:52 - 1:16:30 (02:38)
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Podcasts
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The speaker rambles on, expressing a desire to get to know the podcaster better and apologizing for not being familiar with certain topics or rappers mentioned.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss their admiration for rapper Lil Durk and wrap up their podcast episode with their signature rhyming outro.
1:16:32 - 1:17:58 (01:25)
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Lil Durk
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Comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss their admiration for rapper Lil Durk and wrap up their podcast episode with their signature rhyming outro.

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Ep. 161 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer