Episode
Ep. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:24:30
Published: Mon Apr 20 2020
Description
In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom then calls Dr. Drew and asks about Bert's health. Tom and Bert wrap up by sharing what they learned about each other this episode. When was the last time YOU browned in your pants? Let us know in the comment section below!
Chapters
The hosts introduce the show with a lot of enthusiasm, but state that it might not be well-liked.
00:00 - 00:52 (00:52)
Summary
The hosts introduce the show with a lot of enthusiasm, but state that it might not be well-liked. They briefly discuss a common misconception regarding Sikhs and the origins of their name.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their childhood memories in Florida and the lack of diversity in their surroundings, recalling a humorous incident involving a classmate throwing up their lunchbox.
00:52 - 03:41 (02:48)
Summary
The speaker reflects on their childhood memories in Florida and the lack of diversity in their surroundings, recalling a humorous incident involving a classmate throwing up their lunchbox.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about his personal connection with Brian, the producer of "McMillions", and how their families were intertwined.
03:41 - 06:20 (02:39)
Summary
A comedian talks about his personal connection with Brian, the producer of "McMillions", and how their families were intertwined.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about his childhood dreams of being a wide receiver like Jerry Rice and Steve Largent and talks about trash-talking during games.
06:21 - 08:15 (01:54)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about his childhood dreams of being a wide receiver like Jerry Rice and Steve Largent and talks about trash-talking during games.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a conversation with his friend's grandfather about the significant changes he had witnessed throughout his lifetime, in contrast to the limited changes expected for future generations.
08:15 - 12:18 (04:02)
Summary
The speaker recalls a conversation with his friend's grandfather about the significant changes he had witnessed throughout his lifetime, in contrast to the limited changes expected for future generations.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses a desire for the unapologetic and unfiltered version of "old school white privilege", where he could live in any time period without consequences and violently tackle people.
12:18 - 15:30 (03:12)
Summary
The speaker expresses a desire for the unapologetic and unfiltered version of "old school white privilege", where he could live in any time period without consequences and violently tackle people.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about getting a neck injury during football practice and having to have their head taped to a goal post to relieve the pain.
15:30 - 17:42 (02:11)
Summary
The speaker talks about getting a neck injury during football practice and having to have their head taped to a goal post to relieve the pain.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian had turned down a scholarship to pursue theater, but later went to prison for sexual assault, which changed the course of his life.
17:42 - 19:34 (01:52)
Summary
The comedian had turned down a scholarship to pursue theater, but later went to prison for sexual assault, which changed the course of his life.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Patrice O'Neal gives advice on keeping secrets and shares some untold stories off-stage, including one about a "cool" guy in his neighborhood who he unsympathetically encourages to "hit a bitch."
19:37 - 22:56 (03:18)
Summary
Comedian Patrice O'Neal gives advice on keeping secrets and shares some untold stories off-stage, including one about a "cool" guy in his neighborhood who he unsympathetically encourages to "hit a bitch."
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the phenomenon of name-dropping in social situations, where individuals mention famous people they know in order to impress others or gain social capital.
22:56 - 24:57 (02:00)
Summary
The hosts discuss the phenomenon of name-dropping in social situations, where individuals mention famous people they know in order to impress others or gain social capital.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Dave Chappelle encourages his fans to analyze his jokes by looking for the setup, meat, and punchline.
24:57 - 27:36 (02:38)
Summary
Comedian Dave Chappelle encourages his fans to analyze his jokes by looking for the setup, meat, and punchline. He likens finding these elements to an Easter egg hunt.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a time in high school where he took a peaceful and contemplative bathroom break; he notes how rare it is to have this kind of moment these days.
27:36 - 32:25 (04:48)
Summary
The speaker recalls a time in high school where he took a peaceful and contemplative bathroom break; he notes how rare it is to have this kind of moment these days.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about needing to use the bathroom during a tennis match and how he had to let his opponent win in order to take care of business.
32:25 - 36:15 (03:50)
Summary
The speaker shares a story about needing to use the bathroom during a tennis match and how he had to let his opponent win in order to take care of business.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the difference between wanting to integrate oneself into American culture versus wanting to be liked and recognized in the culture.
36:15 - 41:20 (05:04)
Summary
The speaker discusses the difference between wanting to integrate oneself into American culture versus wanting to be liked and recognized in the culture. They assert that comedy provides an opportunity to make a point and gain attention.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversation, the speaker talks about his experience with heavy drinking and the fear of blacking out, waking up the next day and feeling dread.
41:20 - 48:31 (07:11)
Summary
In this conversation, the speaker talks about his experience with heavy drinking and the fear of blacking out, waking up the next day and feeling dread.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host reflects on his college years, specifically the fun times of partying and getting drunk with friends.
48:32 - 52:42 (04:10)
Summary
The host reflects on his college years, specifically the fun times of partying and getting drunk with friends.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about the early days of cage fighting and praises the heroic nature of fighters like Hoist Gracie, Tank Abbott, and Frank Shamrock.
52:42 - 58:35 (05:53)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about the early days of cage fighting and praises the heroic nature of fighters like Hoist Gracie, Tank Abbott, and Frank Shamrock.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a hypothetical scenario of using a dresser as a weapon in a WWE-style fight, and reflects on their enjoyment of pro wrestling as "two country bumpkins."
58:35 - 1:00:42 (02:07)
Summary
The speaker describes a hypothetical scenario of using a dresser as a weapon in a WWE-style fight, and reflects on their enjoyment of pro wrestling as "two country bumpkins."
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the fascination of watching Laird Hamilton on a paddleboard due to his genetic abilities.
1:00:43 - 1:05:32 (04:49)
Summary
The host discusses the fascination of watching Laird Hamilton on a paddleboard due to his genetic abilities.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
During a podcast, Gabby Reese reminisces about her college life in Florida and the expectations she has for her own children.
1:05:32 - 1:07:50 (02:17)
Summary
During a podcast, Gabby Reese reminisces about her college life in Florida and the expectations she has for her own children.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript is a mix of different conversations including a plan to do a zoom happy hour with 3000 people, a question about someone's crush, and a discussion about when quarantine will end.
1:07:50 - 1:11:10 (03:19)
Summary
The transcript is a mix of different conversations including a plan to do a zoom happy hour with 3000 people, a question about someone's crush, and a discussion about when quarantine will end.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast snippet shares the story of a man who is on his journey to becoming sober by being away from Amsterdam, where he had been addicted heavily, and the importance of holding on until complete recovery.
1:11:10 - 1:13:23 (02:13)
Summary
This podcast snippet shares the story of a man who is on his journey to becoming sober by being away from Amsterdam, where he had been addicted heavily, and the importance of holding on until complete recovery.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests getting an ultrasound to diagnose the issue with the liver, while also recommending MRI or CAT scans to examine possible frontal lobe damage in the brain due to inflammation from fatty liver.
1:13:23 - 1:16:40 (03:16)
Summary
The speaker suggests getting an ultrasound to diagnose the issue with the liver, while also recommending MRI or CAT scans to examine possible frontal lobe damage in the brain due to inflammation from fatty liver.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
David Arquette suggests NAD as a possible solution for liver healing.
1:16:40 - 1:19:09 (02:28)
Summary
David Arquette suggests NAD as a possible solution for liver healing.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The discussion of herd immunity and its potential effects, as well as a personal story of attending football camps with Chris Collinsworth.
1:19:09 - 1:21:43 (02:34)
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The discussion of herd immunity and its potential effects, as well as a personal story of attending football camps with Chris Collinsworth.
EpisodeEp. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how personal habits and upbringing can contribute to one's desire for attention and constant partying, but expresses a desire to work on listening more.
1:21:43 - 1:24:24 (02:40)
Summary
The speaker discusses how personal habits and upbringing can contribute to one's desire for attention and constant partying, but expresses a desire to work on listening more.