Episode
Ep. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:16:34
Published: Mon Jul 01 2019
Description
It's the debut of the biggest Super Podcast to date! 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have joined forces inside the YMH studios to get together as best friends and talk about anything and everything! Tom and Bert compare themselves to other duos, and some unsavory characters from WW2! It's the morning time, will Bert have a drink? How about once Hannah appears? She seems to have inside knowledge on Bert's vices. Once things get underway the stories start flowing, touching on topics like reality vs Instagram, shooting specials and drinking! Some tea is spilled and some laughs are had. It's the very FIRST 2 Bears 1 Cave!
Chapters
Two bears living together in the woods worry about food supply for winter but get distracted by having sex every time they think about it.
00:00 - 01:27 (01:27)
Summary
Two bears living together in the woods worry about food supply for winter but get distracted by having sex every time they think about it.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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01:27 - 03:27 (01:59)
Summary
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EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his struggle with understanding people who live very extreme lifestyles, such as being vegan and sober, and suggests that those who have experienced rock-bottom are more likely to fully commit to such lifestyles.
03:27 - 05:18 (01:50)
Summary
The speaker discusses his struggle with understanding people who live very extreme lifestyles, such as being vegan and sober, and suggests that those who have experienced rock-bottom are more likely to fully commit to such lifestyles.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the hosts share a story about a guy who had someone dip their balls in his mouth while he was passed out.
05:18 - 07:48 (02:30)
Summary
In this episode, the hosts share a story about a guy who had someone dip their balls in his mouth while he was passed out.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how social media perpetuates unattainable beauty standards and how people can look like the models they see online.
07:48 - 10:09 (02:20)
Summary
The speaker discusses how social media perpetuates unattainable beauty standards and how people can look like the models they see online.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the proper way to eat donuts and expresses distaste for taking a bite and then putting the donut down.
10:09 - 11:47 (01:38)
Summary
The speaker discusses the proper way to eat donuts and expresses distaste for taking a bite and then putting the donut down.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker critiques B Rio and Dan Bilzerian for not having any other ideas besides weed and right, while also discussing the appearance of the Cypress Hill guys.
11:47 - 14:26 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker critiques B Rio and Dan Bilzerian for not having any other ideas besides weed and right, while also discussing the appearance of the Cypress Hill guys.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss Dan Bilzerian's image as a caricature and how this may have influenced his lifestyle.
14:26 - 16:13 (01:47)
Summary
The hosts discuss Dan Bilzerian's image as a caricature and how this may have influenced his lifestyle. They question if his over-the-top persona is necessary for his success.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience with impulsive cravings for drugs and how they chose to focus on losing weight instead.
16:14 - 19:34 (03:20)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience with impulsive cravings for drugs and how they chose to focus on losing weight instead.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Joey Diaz teases his colleagues about their weight, leading to some being self-conscious about it.
19:34 - 23:00 (03:25)
Summary
Comedian Joey Diaz teases his colleagues about their weight, leading to some being self-conscious about it.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian discusses the importance of taking breaks between filming stand-up specials to keep things exciting and avoid burning out.
23:00 - 26:19 (03:18)
Summary
Comedian discusses the importance of taking breaks between filming stand-up specials to keep things exciting and avoid burning out. He also shares his advice on filming in new locations to keep things fresh.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests that comedians should take breaks to avoid burnout from performing the same material too many times in a row, and recommends hiring an audio engineer to record all material for future reference.
26:19 - 28:43 (02:24)
Summary
The speaker suggests that comedians should take breaks to avoid burnout from performing the same material too many times in a row, and recommends hiring an audio engineer to record all material for future reference.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares an anecdote of taking edibles before his daughter's softball game leading to unintentional hilarity and the need for a consultant to identify a business's failings.
28:43 - 32:56 (04:13)
Summary
The speaker shares an anecdote of taking edibles before his daughter's softball game leading to unintentional hilarity and the need for a consultant to identify a business's failings.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts recall a hilarious experience where they ended up buying a bunch of shiny, expensive shells and getting high on the second episode with Big J and Dan, resulting in a functional and giggly high.
32:56 - 37:29 (04:33)
Summary
The podcast hosts recall a hilarious experience where they ended up buying a bunch of shiny, expensive shells and getting high on the second episode with Big J and Dan, resulting in a functional and giggly high.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two comedians' reminisce on their journey to success, starting with humble beginnings in Brea and feeling satisfied with their progress, despite not always getting the most coveted spots.
37:30 - 42:24 (04:53)
Summary
Two comedians' reminisce on their journey to success, starting with humble beginnings in Brea and feeling satisfied with their progress, despite not always getting the most coveted spots.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A reflection on the changes in the comedy industry, including the shift from exclusivity to inclusivity and the movement of comedians to larger cities like New York.
42:24 - 43:54 (01:30)
Summary
A reflection on the changes in the comedy industry, including the shift from exclusivity to inclusivity and the movement of comedians to larger cities like New York.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura discusses challenges faced in the comedy industry when not a ticket-selling act and dealing with arrogant individuals at radio stations that interview comedians.
43:55 - 48:29 (04:33)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura discusses challenges faced in the comedy industry when not a ticket-selling act and dealing with arrogant individuals at radio stations that interview comedians.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura tells a story about a popular yet questionable hypnotist who would sell out shows and drink whiskey on stage during performances.
48:29 - 52:48 (04:19)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura tells a story about a popular yet questionable hypnotist who would sell out shows and drink whiskey on stage during performances.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the metaphorical similarities between being a joint in jail and the smallpox virus, with considerations to oral consumption between various people.
52:48 - 55:01 (02:12)
Summary
The speaker discusses the metaphorical similarities between being a joint in jail and the smallpox virus, with considerations to oral consumption between various people.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A player hits a home run after being told not to say anything and the speaker reflects on how he will congratulate her.
55:01 - 57:07 (02:05)
Summary
A player hits a home run after being told not to say anything and the speaker reflects on how he will congratulate her.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares what they enjoy doing on a night in with just one show, such as reading books and doing pushups, but prefers to have someone with them.
57:07 - 59:11 (02:04)
Summary
The speaker shares what they enjoy doing on a night in with just one show, such as reading books and doing pushups, but prefers to have someone with them. They also discuss how some people can be nonchalant around celebrities while others may not be as comfortable.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker rambles on about various topics, including Ben Affleck, blousing, vaping, and differences between younger and older women.
59:11 - 1:02:27 (03:16)
Summary
The speaker rambles on about various topics, including Ben Affleck, blousing, vaping, and differences between younger and older women.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes on a tangent about being hit on by a server at a bar and his partner's suggestion to "get milked".
1:02:27 - 1:04:32 (02:04)
Summary
The speaker goes on a tangent about being hit on by a server at a bar and his partner's suggestion to "get milked". He spirals into frustration and annoyance with random topics.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares how negative thoughts can disrupt the experience of orgasming and create self-doubt.
1:04:32 - 1:07:12 (02:40)
Summary
The speaker shares how negative thoughts can disrupt the experience of orgasming and create self-doubt.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man who claims to have never said the N word before tells his friend a story involving the N word and his black friend.
1:07:12 - 1:09:07 (01:54)
Summary
A man who claims to have never said the N word before tells his friend a story involving the N word and his black friend.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss the process and effects of growing up.
1:09:07 - 1:10:49 (01:41)
Summary
Two individuals discuss the process and effects of growing up.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about learning hip hop dance, including the popularity of dance classes for young girls.
1:10:49 - 1:12:39 (01:49)
Summary
A discussion about learning hip hop dance, including the popularity of dance classes for young girls.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends make a plan to learn one dance per month and post it online.
1:12:39 - 1:15:06 (02:27)
Summary
Two friends make a plan to learn one dance per month and post it online. They get inspiration from Instagram user Aisling B.
EpisodeEp. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Join the biggest tour with Thompson Brewer and make sure to catch them live.
1:15:06 - 1:16:33 (01:26)
Summary
Join the biggest tour with Thompson Brewer and make sure to catch them live.