Episode
Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:14:11
Published: Mon Jun 08 2020
Description
Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by to rebrand the infamous hashtag coined by Tom all those years ago. Tom suggests three new options to replace it. They also discuss Bert's most recent discovery: Nadav has red hair! Who knew? Tom shares a story of touring Dr. Dre's old house, which leads Bert to pitch a show in which they would tour celebrity houses and guess whose it is. They talk to Taran from Taran Tactical on the phone about gun laws in various states. The Bears also discuss Lance Armstrong, Bert's upcoming drive-in movie theater tour, and sign language interpreters.
Chapters
Bert Kreischer and Tom Seger have finally launched their podcast, Two Bears, One Cave, after 12 years of planning.
00:00 - 01:03 (01:03)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Seger have finally launched their podcast, Two Bears, One Cave, after 12 years of planning. They discuss their new branding, charity work, and the challenges of the show's topics.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss a joke from their show that was taken out of context and misinterpreted as racism by some fans.
01:03 - 04:49 (03:46)
Summary
The hosts discuss a joke from their show that was taken out of context and misinterpreted as racism by some fans.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
No coherent meaning could be extracted from this transcript.
04:49 - 10:40 (05:51)
Summary
No coherent meaning could be extracted from this transcript.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the art of dirty talk and the importance of effectively communicating sexual desires with a partner.
10:40 - 12:30 (01:50)
Summary
The hosts discuss the art of dirty talk and the importance of effectively communicating sexual desires with a partner.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast episode discusses the idea of not using soap to smell good and the social interactions that may result from this choice.
12:30 - 14:51 (02:21)
Summary
This podcast episode discusses the idea of not using soap to smell good and the social interactions that may result from this choice.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the ridiculousness of people claiming to smell bad and questions how one would verify that claim.
14:51 - 18:06 (03:15)
Summary
The speaker talks about the ridiculousness of people claiming to smell bad and questions how one would verify that claim.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their suspicions of cheating and how they didn't want to investigate in order to preserve their memories.
18:06 - 21:29 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker expresses their suspicions of cheating and how they didn't want to investigate in order to preserve their memories.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their admiration for a person who pushes hard and refuses to lose, while also acknowledging their own narcissistic desire for everything to be great.
21:29 - 25:44 (04:14)
Summary
The speaker discusses their admiration for a person who pushes hard and refuses to lose, while also acknowledging their own narcissistic desire for everything to be great. They reference Lance Armstrong as a former hero and discuss the complex emotions surrounding admiration and guilt.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker has a realization about how much they think about themselves during work, but finds it enjoyable and not like work.
25:44 - 29:20 (03:35)
Summary
The speaker has a realization about how much they think about themselves during work, but finds it enjoyable and not like work.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker predicts that there will be an increase in asymptomatic people who test positive for COVID-19 due to the recent mass protests across the United States, and wonders how this will affect touring.
29:20 - 31:53 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker predicts that there will be an increase in asymptomatic people who test positive for COVID-19 due to the recent mass protests across the United States, and wonders how this will affect touring.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains a variety of unrelated ramblings, including mentions of COVID-19 tests and social distancing as well as inappropriate comments about a sexual act with a dog and walking around naked in the mornings.
31:53 - 34:46 (02:53)
Summary
This transcript contains a variety of unrelated ramblings, including mentions of COVID-19 tests and social distancing as well as inappropriate comments about a sexual act with a dog and walking around naked in the mornings.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses concerns about risking the health of loved ones while participating in protests during a pandemic and questions the idea of prioritizing herd immunity over public health.
34:46 - 38:30 (03:44)
Summary
The speaker expresses concerns about risking the health of loved ones while participating in protests during a pandemic and questions the idea of prioritizing herd immunity over public health.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their level of neuroticism and how it relates to their gun ownership, expressing anxiety about the possibility of needing to defend their home.
38:30 - 41:38 (03:08)
Summary
The speaker discusses their level of neuroticism and how it relates to their gun ownership, expressing anxiety about the possibility of needing to defend their home.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses variations in state laws around intruder incidents and gun possession, mentioning states where shooting an intruder could lead to legal trouble, and asking a friend for his opinion on the matter.
41:38 - 44:49 (03:11)
Summary
The speaker discusses variations in state laws around intruder incidents and gun possession, mentioning states where shooting an intruder could lead to legal trouble, and asking a friend for his opinion on the matter.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversation, the speakers discuss how interpretation and imposter syndrome manifest in the entertainment industry, with many professionals feeling overwhelmed by the sheer amount of attention and scrutiny.
44:49 - 49:19 (04:29)
Summary
In this conversation, the speakers discuss how interpretation and imposter syndrome manifest in the entertainment industry, with many professionals feeling overwhelmed by the sheer amount of attention and scrutiny.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the importance of improvising sign language when having difficulty communicating is discussed.
49:19 - 51:32 (02:13)
Summary
In this episode, the importance of improvising sign language when having difficulty communicating is discussed. It is suggested to use improv sign language to aid in understanding the message being conveyed.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the effects of wine and how it impacts their ability to listen to a podcast.
51:32 - 54:55 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the effects of wine and how it impacts their ability to listen to a podcast. They also discuss their desire for a friend to become a successful podcaster and a potential reality TV show idea.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker gives a brief description of a house, commenting on the differing levels of age and use of the different rooms.
54:55 - 58:26 (03:31)
Summary
The speaker gives a brief description of a house, commenting on the differing levels of age and use of the different rooms.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the excitement that comes with celebrities putting their homes on the market and the appeal of unique, older houses during the selling process.
58:26 - 1:01:36 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker discusses the excitement that comes with celebrities putting their homes on the market and the appeal of unique, older houses during the selling process.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experiences of being starstruck and overly obsessed with celebrities, revealing their desire to be a part of their exclusive circle.
1:01:36 - 1:04:29 (02:53)
Summary
The speaker shares their experiences of being starstruck and overly obsessed with celebrities, revealing their desire to be a part of their exclusive circle.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes visiting a house where the rooms are sectioned off and filled with supplements, with different areas being lit by flashlights attached to the ceiling, creating a strange atmosphere.
1:04:29 - 1:08:52 (04:22)
Summary
The speaker describes visiting a house where the rooms are sectioned off and filled with supplements, with different areas being lit by flashlights attached to the ceiling, creating a strange atmosphere.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on how to process overwhelming information and the struggles of trying to be responsible with money during the current climate.
1:08:52 - 1:10:54 (02:02)
Summary
A discussion on how to process overwhelming information and the struggles of trying to be responsible with money during the current climate.
EpisodeEp. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the fear of smelling bad and the scenario of being recognized in public after having an unpleasant encounter with someone on a plane.
1:10:54 - 1:14:05 (03:11)
Summary
The speaker talks about the fear of smelling bad and the scenario of being recognized in public after having an unpleasant encounter with someone on a plane.