Episode
Ep. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:26:40
Published: Mon Mar 02 2020
Description
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura surprises Bert Kreischer by having the Stanley Cup brought into the studio and they learn about its history together! The two of them also revisit the idea of becoming dandies. The question "what is the youngest age you would date" is also explored. What's the youngest you would go?
Chapters
Bert Kreischer and Tom Sager kick off their podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" in a hilariously chaotic manner, anticipating that everyone is going to hate them.
00:00 - 00:37 (00:37)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Sager kick off their podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" in a hilariously chaotic manner, anticipating that everyone is going to hate them.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of friends are getting fitted for dandy attire to lean into their new hobby of being dandies.
00:37 - 02:11 (01:34)
Summary
A group of friends are getting fitted for dandy attire to lean into their new hobby of being dandies.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker thought he had to wear a suit for show business events until he observed others not doing so and learned the dress code etiquette.
02:11 - 05:58 (03:47)
Summary
The speaker thought he had to wear a suit for show business events until he observed others not doing so and learned the dress code etiquette.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura talks about his aversion to wearing suits and how his wife purchased the only suit he owns.
05:58 - 08:00 (02:02)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura talks about his aversion to wearing suits and how his wife purchased the only suit he owns.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker argues that tracksuits are a forgiving friend and preferable to unforgiving jeans.
08:00 - 11:36 (03:36)
Summary
The speaker argues that tracksuits are a forgiving friend and preferable to unforgiving jeans.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about experiencing strip clubs with no regulation or age restrictions.
11:36 - 14:55 (03:19)
Summary
A discussion about experiencing strip clubs with no regulation or age restrictions.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses military travel logistics and traditions, including preserving rings and the reactions of bases upon arrival.
14:55 - 19:12 (04:16)
Summary
The podcast discusses military travel logistics and traditions, including preserving rings and the reactions of bases upon arrival.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
No coherent meaning or topic can be discerned from this transcript excerpt.
19:12 - 21:22 (02:10)
Summary
No coherent meaning or topic can be discerned from this transcript excerpt.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is an incoherent speech that does not convey any meaningful information.
21:22 - 23:44 (02:22)
Summary
This is an incoherent speech that does not convey any meaningful information.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his habit of getting drunk alone at home and doing mundane things like looking through phone books or watching hockey.
23:44 - 28:18 (04:34)
Summary
The speaker talks about his habit of getting drunk alone at home and doing mundane things like looking through phone books or watching hockey.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker asks if there is extra security for more notable hockey players, but admits they do not know much about the sport.
28:18 - 30:30 (02:12)
Summary
The speaker asks if there is extra security for more notable hockey players, but admits they do not know much about the sport. The guest explains that there is increased security for well-known players or during high-profile games, but not necessarily for every player.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The NHL has a diverse group of players, coaches, and trainers; however, there has been racism in the league's past and there are questions about the Stanley Cup's history with racism.
30:30 - 31:54 (01:24)
Summary
The NHL has a diverse group of players, coaches, and trainers; however, there has been racism in the league's past and there are questions about the Stanley Cup's history with racism.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss a mashup of topics ranging from attending a NASCAR event, an NHL event, and a funny dance video, among other things.
31:54 - 35:04 (03:10)
Summary
The speakers discuss a mashup of topics ranging from attending a NASCAR event, an NHL event, and a funny dance video, among other things.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers' conversation highlights the problem of objectification and misogyny in media, as evidenced by their discussion about a base with excessive detail in a TV show and their sexualized thoughts about a woman.
35:04 - 37:49 (02:44)
Summary
The speakers' conversation highlights the problem of objectification and misogyny in media, as evidenced by their discussion about a base with excessive detail in a TV show and their sexualized thoughts about a woman.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his perspective on age differences in relationships and mentions feeling too old for younger individuals.
37:49 - 40:02 (02:13)
Summary
The speaker discusses his perspective on age differences in relationships and mentions feeling too old for younger individuals.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker compares the energy of two comedians, expressing how the energy of one is childish and the other is mature.
40:02 - 42:31 (02:29)
Summary
The speaker compares the energy of two comedians, expressing how the energy of one is childish and the other is mature.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this clip, the speaker discusses the benefits and considerations of being a guest on podcasts, including the potential financial gain and the importance of assessing the audience and reach of the show before agreeing to participate.
42:31 - 45:17 (02:46)
Summary
In this clip, the speaker discusses the benefits and considerations of being a guest on podcasts, including the potential financial gain and the importance of assessing the audience and reach of the show before agreeing to participate.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a strange thought he's had about taking a woman from a simpler lifestyle to a more luxurious one, possibly due to his perception of underwhelming childhood gifts.
45:17 - 47:38 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker shares a strange thought he's had about taking a woman from a simpler lifestyle to a more luxurious one, possibly due to his perception of underwhelming childhood gifts.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how he bought matching Aviator Nation track suits for his friends, and how the girls loved and wore them.
47:38 - 50:05 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker talks about how he bought matching Aviator Nation track suits for his friends, and how the girls loved and wore them. He also discusses planning to buy a gold T-shirt and how a friend wished she had received an Aviator Nation track suit as a gift.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man's daughter informs him of her mother's comment that she is going to hate her present, causing confusion and speculation about the reasoning.
50:05 - 51:35 (01:30)
Summary
A man's daughter informs him of her mother's comment that she is going to hate her present, causing confusion and speculation about the reasoning.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their relationship and how their partner is penny conscious.
51:35 - 54:52 (03:16)
Summary
The speaker talks about their relationship and how their partner is penny conscious. They also use explicit language to describe sexual acts.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura talks about the pitfalls of performing live podcasts and how it can lead to focusing on crowd work rather than the podcast itself.
54:52 - 57:27 (02:35)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura talks about the pitfalls of performing live podcasts and how it can lead to focusing on crowd work rather than the podcast itself.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the importance of creating anticipation for a surprise live event and suggests attracting the most dedicated fans by not revealing all the details beforehand.
57:27 - 59:36 (02:09)
Summary
The host discusses the importance of creating anticipation for a surprise live event and suggests attracting the most dedicated fans by not revealing all the details beforehand.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian jokes about his plan to marry a 37-year-old widow and mentions a common trend of society wanting everything to have a heartfelt narrative.
59:36 - 1:03:36 (04:00)
Summary
A comedian jokes about his plan to marry a 37-year-old widow and mentions a common trend of society wanting everything to have a heartfelt narrative.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker thinks that Real Sports has dropped the ball in terms of their content.
1:03:36 - 1:05:37 (02:00)
Summary
The speaker thinks that Real Sports has dropped the ball in terms of their content. They reference a conversation about thugs and a poignant piece about beauty and sports to support their opinion.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their opinion on someone's dating preferences, indicating that this person may prefer someone who is more "dirty" or willing to raise kids.
1:05:37 - 1:08:23 (02:46)
Summary
The speaker discusses their opinion on someone's dating preferences, indicating that this person may prefer someone who is more "dirty" or willing to raise kids.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes crude comments about Dutch people and Charlize Theron without any clear context or purpose.
1:08:23 - 1:10:51 (02:27)
Summary
The speaker makes crude comments about Dutch people and Charlize Theron without any clear context or purpose.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Actress Charlize Theron shares her experience of warning potential partners about the pain that may come after sleeping with her, revealing the double standards in society's attitudes towards male and female sexuality.
1:10:51 - 1:12:48 (01:57)
Summary
Actress Charlize Theron shares her experience of warning potential partners about the pain that may come after sleeping with her, revealing the double standards in society's attitudes towards male and female sexuality.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A mother talks about raising her transgender daughter, who she adopted at age 7.
1:12:48 - 1:14:33 (01:45)
Summary
A mother talks about raising her transgender daughter, who she adopted at age 7.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains inappropriate language and topics.
1:14:33 - 1:17:09 (02:35)
Summary
This transcript contains inappropriate language and topics.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the reputation of comedian Chris D'Elia and how he is perceived by different individuals in the entertainment industry and beyond.
1:17:09 - 1:18:29 (01:19)
Summary
A discussion about the reputation of comedian Chris D'Elia and how he is perceived by different individuals in the entertainment industry and beyond.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts express concerns about the sexualization of female comedians in the industry, where many female comics are harassed with unwanted advances from male comics.
1:18:29 - 1:20:56 (02:27)
Summary
The podcast hosts express concerns about the sexualization of female comedians in the industry, where many female comics are harassed with unwanted advances from male comics.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Jenny shares a story about a drinking game she and her friends play and how it became a topic of conversation after her husband was referred to as a "dumb machine" like a train robber.
1:20:56 - 1:23:23 (02:26)
Summary
Jenny shares a story about a drinking game she and her friends play and how it became a topic of conversation after her husband was referred to as a "dumb machine" like a train robber.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about appreciating a non-smoking man and shares a pipe dream of doing a stadium show in Russia that will gain the approval of the Russian president.
1:23:24 - 1:26:03 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker talks about appreciating a non-smoking man and shares a pipe dream of doing a stadium show in Russia that will gain the approval of the Russian president.
EpisodeEp. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Join Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura in "Two Bears, One Cave", a podcast with no scripts, a bit of booze, amateur fratology, dirty jokes, raunchy humor, and no apologies.
1:26:03 - 1:26:35 (00:32)
Summary
Join Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura in "Two Bears, One Cave", a podcast with no scripts, a bit of booze, amateur fratology, dirty jokes, raunchy humor, and no apologies.