Episode
Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:05:37
Published: Mon Jul 13 2020
Description
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot of ice cream. Tom and Bert then look at a Amazon review for Kool-Aid written by a fan, and Tom reveals new Kool-Aid inspired merch!
Chapters
Comedian talks about being back on stage, sharing thoughts that were previously confined due to online cancel culture, and stepping back into the in-person comedy scene.
00:00 - 02:05 (02:05)
Summary
Comedian talks about being back on stage, sharing thoughts that were previously confined due to online cancel culture, and stepping back into the in-person comedy scene.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians share the experience of transitioning from one joke to the next and working on new material during stand-up performances.
02:05 - 05:07 (03:02)
Summary
Comedians share the experience of transitioning from one joke to the next and working on new material during stand-up performances. The environment of different theaters can also impact their performances.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The experience of performing stand-up comedy live in front of a crowd and delivering punchlines to thunderous applause is exhilarating for a good comic who can hold their weight on stage.
05:07 - 08:17 (03:10)
Summary
The experience of performing stand-up comedy live in front of a crowd and delivering punchlines to thunderous applause is exhilarating for a good comic who can hold their weight on stage.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Anecdotes from a difficult time for clubs that provided both entertainment and safety.
08:17 - 11:24 (03:07)
Summary
Anecdotes from a difficult time for clubs that provided both entertainment and safety.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The COVID-19 crisis has hit comedy clubs hard with many comedians losing their spots.
11:24 - 13:13 (01:49)
Summary
The COVID-19 crisis has hit comedy clubs hard with many comedians losing their spots. Despite the online drama between comedians, the clubs are tearfully grateful to have any comics perform.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript features a conversation about the difficulties nightclubs are facing during the pandemic and the potential risks they pose regarding spreading the virus despite the economic impact.
13:13 - 15:59 (02:46)
Summary
This transcript features a conversation about the difficulties nightclubs are facing during the pandemic and the potential risks they pose regarding spreading the virus despite the economic impact.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker woke up with a blocked nose and suspected having contracted COVID-19.
15:59 - 18:19 (02:20)
Summary
The speaker woke up with a blocked nose and suspected having contracted COVID-19. They also mentioned the lack of toilet paper during the outbreak.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host discusses how cultural differences in physical greetings, such as shaking hands with the left hand instead of the right, might be worth understanding and learning from, rather than brushing off as "disgusting."
18:19 - 20:06 (01:47)
Summary
The podcast host discusses how cultural differences in physical greetings, such as shaking hands with the left hand instead of the right, might be worth understanding and learning from, rather than brushing off as "disgusting."
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman's casual recount of her morning routine is hilariously misinterpreted by some listeners, prompting the realization of how easily miscommunication can happen.
20:06 - 23:34 (03:28)
Summary
A woman's casual recount of her morning routine is hilariously misinterpreted by some listeners, prompting the realization of how easily miscommunication can happen.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the challenges of wiping properly when limited to one-ply toilet paper in truck stops and RV parks.
23:34 - 27:08 (03:33)
Summary
The speaker discusses the challenges of wiping properly when limited to one-ply toilet paper in truck stops and RV parks.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker's prank of giving out his own phone number to strangers went viral and was picked up by multiple blogs, causing a lot of people to contact him about it.
27:08 - 29:58 (02:50)
Summary
The speaker's prank of giving out his own phone number to strangers went viral and was picked up by multiple blogs, causing a lot of people to contact him about it.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host received backlash on Twitter after discussing his disdain for milk.
29:58 - 32:56 (02:58)
Summary
The podcast host received backlash on Twitter after discussing his disdain for milk. He called out a user who had challenged him to a fight and received multiple responses from various candy brands' social media accounts.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the availability of Kool-Aid on Amazon and the lack of Kool-Aid merchandise.
32:56 - 35:15 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker discusses the availability of Kool-Aid on Amazon and the lack of Kool-Aid merchandise. They also mention receiving new merchandise and compare it to the routine of Michael Jordan.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the silly conversations they have with their friends, including an idea for mixing a gallon of Kool-Aid for the day and walking on a treadmill with red wine.
35:15 - 36:59 (01:44)
Summary
The speaker talks about the silly conversations they have with their friends, including an idea for mixing a gallon of Kool-Aid for the day and walking on a treadmill with red wine.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A hilarious anecdote about a confident basketball player who proclaimed that he could beat anyone one-on-one, which made the speaker laugh uncontrollably.
36:59 - 42:00 (05:01)
Summary
A hilarious anecdote about a confident basketball player who proclaimed that he could beat anyone one-on-one, which made the speaker laugh uncontrollably. The speaker also talks about how carrying more weight might decrease running speed.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker talks about his rematch challenge in a freestyle battle, where he initially surprises his opponent with his skills but later admits he cannot beat him at the weight he is currently at.
42:00 - 44:57 (02:57)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speaker talks about his rematch challenge in a freestyle battle, where he initially surprises his opponent with his skills but later admits he cannot beat him at the weight he is currently at.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ron warms up to the speaker after expressing interest in going to games with him and his friends.
44:57 - 48:31 (03:34)
Summary
Ron warms up to the speaker after expressing interest in going to games with him and his friends.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about using inappropriate language in the workplace, specifically in the context of a brother's business and a story about a derogatory comment made to a Japanese nurse.
48:31 - 50:13 (01:42)
Summary
A discussion about using inappropriate language in the workplace, specifically in the context of a brother's business and a story about a derogatory comment made to a Japanese nurse.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Judah Friedlander discusses his book "If the Raindrops United," shares his experience winning the championship title for ping pong, and opens up about his beliefs and experiences through his satirical humor.
50:13 - 52:49 (02:36)
Summary
Comedian Judah Friedlander discusses his book "If the Raindrops United," shares his experience winning the championship title for ping pong, and opens up about his beliefs and experiences through his satirical humor. Addressing the accusation of hypocrisy, Friedlander highlights the difference between enjoying "fun" activities and indulging in unhealthy habits like overeating ice cream.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian and podcast host talks about using edibles as a coping mechanism when facing criticism over cancel culture.
52:49 - 56:06 (03:17)
Summary
Comedian and podcast host talks about using edibles as a coping mechanism when facing criticism over cancel culture.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person expresses their enthusiastic love for brownie ice cream and shares their anxiety about obsessing over it.
56:06 - 59:08 (03:02)
Summary
A person expresses their enthusiastic love for brownie ice cream and shares their anxiety about obsessing over it.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person discusses feeling overwhelmed by the impact of the coronavirus and wanting time off, but also admits to acquiring a newfound love for ice cream.
59:08 - 1:01:56 (02:47)
Summary
A person discusses feeling overwhelmed by the impact of the coronavirus and wanting time off, but also admits to acquiring a newfound love for ice cream.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the uncertainty of life during pandemic, the struggle to stay fit with exercises and worry about how the pandemic may hinder important events like starting high school.
1:01:56 - 1:04:41 (02:45)
Summary
The speaker talks about the uncertainty of life during pandemic, the struggle to stay fit with exercises and worry about how the pandemic may hinder important events like starting high school.
EpisodeEp. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts express their love for each other and talk about plans for future episodes on live shows.
1:04:42 - 1:05:30 (00:48)
Summary
The hosts express their love for each other and talk about plans for future episodes on live shows.