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Comedians Bill Burr and Tom Segura discuss baseball player Albert Pujols and the shock of realizing how long he's been in the game, as well as Tom's Halloween costume as a person with type 2 diabetes and the lifestyle choices that can lead to developing the condition.
The speaker shares the story of someone who claims that juicing contributed to his improved health and even helped him lose weight. Drinking freshly squeezed juice is believed to have numerous benefits for the body, including providing a high concentration of vitamins and minerals.
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The speaker discusses buying multiple polo t-shirts, comparing it to a similar experience in Italy, and acknowledges the simplicity of the item.
A comedian expresses confusion about fans judging his personal life and looks, while also discussing his recent fashion choices.
A comedian is skeptical of those who don't support their fellow comedians and shares his experience with those who showed support during his health journey.
The speaker recalls a conversation with someone who advised him to have a glass of wine before his surgery to relax and enjoy his time with family since he might die during surgery.
Comedian Marc Maron talks about how tapping into what drives us crazy and being authentic on stage is a more effective way to connect with the audience.
A comedian reflects on his old material and wonders how he would approach it differently today, considering the styles of other comics like Dane Cook and Louis C.K.
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses the challenges of predicting a child's behavior and the pressure of being a parent. They share personal anecdotes and observations about children's unpredictable nature.
The speaker discusses their lack of fear of the dark but questions the mentality of parents who allow parties at their homes.
The speaker reflects on a political event in Florida where a young lady attempted to do crowd work without hurting anyone's feelings.
The speaker uses violent language and suggests physical harm towards someone for their differing opinions.
The speaker attended a packed rodeo with a variety of people including white trash, hillbillies, hunters and normal people alongside his friend Leanne. The speaker wasn't a fan nor comfortable with the crowd of people.
The speaker is rambling about how it is hard to notice what is happening in an arena and relaying a story about a guy who appeared much taller than his actual height.
The speaker goes on a disjointed rant about Howie and his friends' obsession with football despite their age, noting the discomfort of encountering them in familial settings and their near-constant movement while watching games.
In this excerpt, the speaker discusses the concept of family accountability and reflects on the idea of belonging to a powerful family such as the Kennedys.
The podcast episode discusses Charlie Sheen's eccentricity and how it leads to both amusement and concern.
Anderson Cooper discusses his family legacy and the desire to have a prominent family like the Kennedys.
The speaker talks about how we end up following people on social media without knowing them personally, and how we get to see their lives through posts and stories, making it hard not to get intrigued and interested in them.
The speaker comments on how Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn are two of the most energetic and magnetic people, while observing them riding bikes with their lookalike child.
The hosts discuss the awkwardness of not recognizing the children of famous friends, and express a desire to experience the lavish lifestyle of figures like Pablo Escobar.
A comedian's fishing outfit and resemblance to John Goodman forays into different levels of comedy venues and dealing with tough audiences on stage.
The key to a successful show is finding the delicate balance that makes it fun while keeping the energy flowing. A show can quickly become disjointed if mixed up too much, resulting in a lackluster audience experience.
The speaker questions whether a group of dominating women are terrorizing a young boy in a family where the father is absent.
The speaker is wondering if Joe Rogan and Ari Shaffir will drink during a party or if they will opt for smoking pot instead, while also discussing their schedules for the week.
Two Bears, One Cave is a podcast with no script where hosts Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer share dirty jokes and raunchy humor.