Episode
Ep. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
56:51
Published: Mon Oct 28 2019
Description
Tom Segura is appearing from Europe via hologram and Bert Kreischer is very down in weight! It's 2 Bears 1 Cave! Do you have wild hiking thoughts? Is making out cheating? These questions and more are answered. Plus, an appearance by Whitney Cummings after a "viewing" sparks some questions. Bert and Tom talk about So Over October with Christina P and LeeAnn Kreischer, and we ask "Who cooks ONE egg?"
Chapters
The speaker shares their personal experience of traveling to Paris and Brussels, including getting pickpocketed in Paris and a negative experience that left them hating Brussels.
00:00 - 03:02 (03:02)
Summary
The speaker shares their personal experience of traveling to Paris and Brussels, including getting pickpocketed in Paris and a negative experience that left them hating Brussels.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan discusses his thought process, ranging from personal relationships to career aspirations before a sudden shift towards considering a cease and desist order against a fellow podcaster.
03:02 - 06:09 (03:06)
Summary
Joe Rogan discusses his thought process, ranging from personal relationships to career aspirations before a sudden shift towards considering a cease and desist order against a fellow podcaster.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation touches on the idea of living with scarcity, the unhealthy mindset of clinging, and the art of writing jokes.
06:09 - 10:36 (04:27)
Summary
The conversation touches on the idea of living with scarcity, the unhealthy mindset of clinging, and the art of writing jokes.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker argues that when in a high-pressure situation, minimal exposure to learning something new can lead to confusion rather than helping the situation.
10:36 - 14:08 (03:31)
Summary
The speaker argues that when in a high-pressure situation, minimal exposure to learning something new can lead to confusion rather than helping the situation.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer confesses to his fantasies of sleeping with certain porn stars and his desire to "run through all the pussy that I've wanted to fuck."
14:08 - 17:15 (03:07)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer confesses to his fantasies of sleeping with certain porn stars and his desire to "run through all the pussy that I've wanted to fuck."
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss a porn agent and a specific actress, expressing their preferences and opinions on her appearance.
17:15 - 22:10 (04:54)
Summary
Two individuals discuss a porn agent and a specific actress, expressing their preferences and opinions on her appearance.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains explicit content and cannot be summarized.
22:10 - 24:02 (01:51)
Summary
This transcript contains explicit content and cannot be summarized.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcasters discuss their reactions when recognizing famous people and the possibility of running into a porn star like Kristy Mack.
24:02 - 25:40 (01:38)
Summary
The podcasters discuss their reactions when recognizing famous people and the possibility of running into a porn star like Kristy Mack.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their thoughts on someone who started a podcast inspired by Joe Rogan and how they need to start saying no to people.
25:41 - 29:03 (03:21)
Summary
The speaker shares their thoughts on someone who started a podcast inspired by Joe Rogan and how they need to start saying no to people.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss uncomfortable topics such as directing a porn star to engage with a robot doll, meeting strangers, and gender roles in past eras.
29:03 - 31:46 (02:43)
Summary
The hosts discuss uncomfortable topics such as directing a porn star to engage with a robot doll, meeting strangers, and gender roles in past eras.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the recent news about a Whitney Houston sex tape and describes the physical appearance of a prominent male porn actor.
31:46 - 35:57 (04:10)
Summary
The speaker discusses the recent news about a Whitney Houston sex tape and describes the physical appearance of a prominent male porn actor.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation involves a person being concerned about a skin condition on their genital area, and a doctor explaining that it is simply a mole, not an STD.
35:57 - 38:42 (02:44)
Summary
The conversation involves a person being concerned about a skin condition on their genital area, and a doctor explaining that it is simply a mole, not an STD.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the challenges of addiction and the belief that they are stronger than the addiction itself.
38:42 - 40:47 (02:04)
Summary
The speaker discusses the challenges of addiction and the belief that they are stronger than the addiction itself. They also mention their experience with diluted pills.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host and his friend laugh about a guy who only knows how to kiss with tongue and they talk about speaking a little Russian.
40:47 - 45:27 (04:39)
Summary
The host and his friend laugh about a guy who only knows how to kiss with tongue and they talk about speaking a little Russian.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A father discusses his daughter's rational eating habits and her dislike for root beer floats due to a concern for calorie intake.
45:27 - 48:27 (03:00)
Summary
A father discusses his daughter's rational eating habits and her dislike for root beer floats due to a concern for calorie intake.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Christina and the speaker talk about their food preferences, including their love for corned beef and steak despite their varying levels of doneness.
48:27 - 49:59 (01:31)
Summary
Christina and the speaker talk about their food preferences, including their love for corned beef and steak despite their varying levels of doneness.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the disappointment of running out of food and the different approaches to grocery runs for impromptu gatherings.
49:59 - 52:38 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker talks about the disappointment of running out of food and the different approaches to grocery runs for impromptu gatherings.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian announces new tour dates and shares his burger experience in Buffalo.
52:38 - 55:33 (02:55)
Summary
Comedian announces new tour dates and shares his burger experience in Buffalo.
EpisodeEp. 11 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts talk about their upcoming shows, merchandise, and thank their listeners for their support.
55:33 - 56:19 (00:46)
Summary
The hosts talk about their upcoming shows, merchandise, and thank their listeners for their support. They also share their phone numbers to connect with fans.