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Two friends chat about a bizarre video and receiving hats, before one abruptly asks the other if they watch porn while on the toilet.
A man reminisces the days of teenage years and how obtaining a blowjob from a girl was a tedious task, unlike now when it can be done by watching a 20-second clip.
The speaker recalls experiences of buying porn and feeling ashamed during the process, including one instance where a cashier made her feel uncomfortable about her purchase.
The speaker describes being wrapped in latex during a lubrication process, expressing excitement for doing it again when returning to the road.
The speaker is trying to explain the difference between pornography and erotica through a cake and pie analogy.
In a conversation about film sets, the hosts discuss the unpleasantness Adam Devine feels while shooting scenes with women and some questionable personal experiences involving ball-sweat and hovering behind someone's anus.
The speaker discusses the connection between comedy and pornography and the issue of sexual misconduct in the comedy industry, highlighting the importance of boundaries and acknowledging consent.
The speaker discusses the discomfort surrounding receiving compliments and using them as leverage in social situations, while also referencing some comedic anecdotes.
The speaker talks about the charges of sexual assault and rape brought against a man who assaulted two women in 2017 and was charged with forcible rape and forcible penetration by a foreign object in 2019.
The speaker discusses how our search history can reflect our anxieties and how sometimes watching porn can be calming.
The speaker discusses their preference for close-up shots in porn and how it upsets them to see an average sized penis.
The speaker reflects on the difference between sounding fluent in a second language to some people compared to having an accent in the same language to others, drawing a comparison to the effect of alcohol on a phone call.
The speaker goes off on a tangential, incoherent and nonsensical rant about being in a man cave and working out.
The transcript makes little sense as there is not enough context or information provided to understand the meaning behind the words spoken.
The speaker expresses his desire to travel to Hawaii and live a simple lifestyle where he can learn to surf and get in shape like the locals by drinking psych juice and riding the waves at Pipeline.
The speaker talks about the importance of having a mentor when learning to surf, and their plans for a tennis tournament with highly skilled players. They also mention the need for a surfboard and ocean proximity to surf.
The speakers discuss the wealth and political beliefs of celebrities, and express a hopeful attitude towards the possibility of establishing a communist society.
The speaker discusses how their neighbors are shooting bows and arrows, and how it can be annoying to hear the constant sound.
The speaker recounts a story of going to a lake house with kids and being asked to ride a jet ski with his daughter, despite feeling apprehensive due to a past injury.
The speaker recounts picking up and playfully tossing his pet, sometimes causing anxiety for the animal.
The speaker shares his experience with putting out feelers to play on a minor league baseball team and realizing that the players were having a great time.
The episode covers inappropriate language usage and how to find appropriate interviewees for a podcast. The host discusses a bizarre encounter and a potential interviewee suggested by the co-host.
A porn stunt is hiring porn stars to just lie there while having multiple orgasms during sleep for its movie promotion.
Comedian Bert Kreischer is asking for recommendations for a good motorcycle helmet for his upcoming racetrack visit, as he plans a big event for their Two Bears Live show.
The speaker talks about a time when they were drinking with motorcycle helmets on during a podcast recording.
The speaker and his friends plan to try out different sleep apps to improve their sleep quality. He also recommends using a custom mouth guard for a better experience.
The speaker talks about exaggerating their pain on a scale of 1 to 10 at the doctor's office and finding expired prescription pills belonging to their friend.
The speaker discusses how people in their town abuse pills and how they contemplated taking a Xanax to sleep. They also ask if the other person has ever prescribed pills to their friend Leanne.
This is an unintelligible snippet of a conversation about a person sending out racist tweets after drinking wine and a California law requiring a doctor's examination for certain prescriptions.