Episode
Ep. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:21:33
Published: Mon Sep 07 2020
Description
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Chapters
Two friends chat about a bizarre video and receiving hats, before one abruptly asks the other if they watch porn while on the toilet.
00:00 - 00:39 (00:39)
Summary
Two friends chat about a bizarre video and receiving hats, before one abruptly asks the other if they watch porn while on the toilet.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man reminisces the days of teenage years and how obtaining a blowjob from a girl was a tedious task, unlike now when it can be done by watching a 20-second clip.
00:39 - 03:48 (03:08)
Summary
A man reminisces the days of teenage years and how obtaining a blowjob from a girl was a tedious task, unlike now when it can be done by watching a 20-second clip.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls experiences of buying porn and feeling ashamed during the process, including one instance where a cashier made her feel uncomfortable about her purchase.
03:48 - 07:20 (03:31)
Summary
The speaker recalls experiences of buying porn and feeling ashamed during the process, including one instance where a cashier made her feel uncomfortable about her purchase.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes being wrapped in latex during a lubrication process, expressing excitement for doing it again when returning to the road.
07:20 - 11:43 (04:23)
Summary
The speaker describes being wrapped in latex during a lubrication process, expressing excitement for doing it again when returning to the road.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is trying to explain the difference between pornography and erotica through a cake and pie analogy.
11:43 - 14:48 (03:04)
Summary
The speaker is trying to explain the difference between pornography and erotica through a cake and pie analogy.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In a conversation about film sets, the hosts discuss the unpleasantness Adam Devine feels while shooting scenes with women and some questionable personal experiences involving ball-sweat and hovering behind someone's anus.
14:48 - 17:00 (02:11)
Summary
In a conversation about film sets, the hosts discuss the unpleasantness Adam Devine feels while shooting scenes with women and some questionable personal experiences involving ball-sweat and hovering behind someone's anus.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the connection between comedy and pornography and the issue of sexual misconduct in the comedy industry, highlighting the importance of boundaries and acknowledging consent.
17:00 - 21:07 (04:07)
Summary
The speaker discusses the connection between comedy and pornography and the issue of sexual misconduct in the comedy industry, highlighting the importance of boundaries and acknowledging consent.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the discomfort surrounding receiving compliments and using them as leverage in social situations, while also referencing some comedic anecdotes.
21:07 - 25:01 (03:53)
Summary
The speaker discusses the discomfort surrounding receiving compliments and using them as leverage in social situations, while also referencing some comedic anecdotes.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the charges of sexual assault and rape brought against a man who assaulted two women in 2017 and was charged with forcible rape and forcible penetration by a foreign object in 2019.
25:01 - 27:26 (02:25)
Summary
The speaker talks about the charges of sexual assault and rape brought against a man who assaulted two women in 2017 and was charged with forcible rape and forcible penetration by a foreign object in 2019.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how our search history can reflect our anxieties and how sometimes watching porn can be calming.
27:26 - 31:57 (04:30)
Summary
The speaker discusses how our search history can reflect our anxieties and how sometimes watching porn can be calming.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their preference for close-up shots in porn and how it upsets them to see an average sized penis.
31:57 - 33:59 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker discusses their preference for close-up shots in porn and how it upsets them to see an average sized penis.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the difference between sounding fluent in a second language to some people compared to having an accent in the same language to others, drawing a comparison to the effect of alcohol on a phone call.
33:59 - 37:03 (03:03)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the difference between sounding fluent in a second language to some people compared to having an accent in the same language to others, drawing a comparison to the effect of alcohol on a phone call.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes off on a tangential, incoherent and nonsensical rant about being in a man cave and working out.
37:03 - 41:04 (04:00)
Summary
The speaker goes off on a tangential, incoherent and nonsensical rant about being in a man cave and working out.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript makes little sense as there is not enough context or information provided to understand the meaning behind the words spoken.
41:04 - 43:28 (02:24)
Summary
The transcript makes little sense as there is not enough context or information provided to understand the meaning behind the words spoken.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses his desire to travel to Hawaii and live a simple lifestyle where he can learn to surf and get in shape like the locals by drinking psych juice and riding the waves at Pipeline.
43:28 - 46:19 (02:50)
Summary
The speaker expresses his desire to travel to Hawaii and live a simple lifestyle where he can learn to surf and get in shape like the locals by drinking psych juice and riding the waves at Pipeline.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the importance of having a mentor when learning to surf, and their plans for a tennis tournament with highly skilled players.
46:19 - 48:40 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker talks about the importance of having a mentor when learning to surf, and their plans for a tennis tournament with highly skilled players. They also mention the need for a surfboard and ocean proximity to surf.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss the wealth and political beliefs of celebrities, and express a hopeful attitude towards the possibility of establishing a communist society.
48:40 - 50:30 (01:49)
Summary
The speakers discuss the wealth and political beliefs of celebrities, and express a hopeful attitude towards the possibility of establishing a communist society.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how their neighbors are shooting bows and arrows, and how it can be annoying to hear the constant sound.
50:30 - 52:49 (02:18)
Summary
The speaker discusses how their neighbors are shooting bows and arrows, and how it can be annoying to hear the constant sound.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story of going to a lake house with kids and being asked to ride a jet ski with his daughter, despite feeling apprehensive due to a past injury.
52:49 - 55:24 (02:35)
Summary
The speaker recounts a story of going to a lake house with kids and being asked to ride a jet ski with his daughter, despite feeling apprehensive due to a past injury.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts picking up and playfully tossing his pet, sometimes causing anxiety for the animal.
55:24 - 59:29 (04:04)
Summary
The speaker recounts picking up and playfully tossing his pet, sometimes causing anxiety for the animal.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience with putting out feelers to play on a minor league baseball team and realizing that the players were having a great time.
59:29 - 1:01:30 (02:01)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience with putting out feelers to play on a minor league baseball team and realizing that the players were having a great time.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The episode covers inappropriate language usage and how to find appropriate interviewees for a podcast.
1:01:30 - 1:05:12 (03:42)
Summary
The episode covers inappropriate language usage and how to find appropriate interviewees for a podcast. The host discusses a bizarre encounter and a potential interviewee suggested by the co-host.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A porn stunt is hiring porn stars to just lie there while having multiple orgasms during sleep for its movie promotion.
1:05:12 - 1:07:29 (02:16)
Summary
A porn stunt is hiring porn stars to just lie there while having multiple orgasms during sleep for its movie promotion.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer is asking for recommendations for a good motorcycle helmet for his upcoming racetrack visit, as he plans a big event for their Two Bears Live show.
1:07:32 - 1:10:37 (03:05)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer is asking for recommendations for a good motorcycle helmet for his upcoming racetrack visit, as he plans a big event for their Two Bears Live show.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a time when they were drinking with motorcycle helmets on during a podcast recording.
1:10:38 - 1:13:48 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker talks about a time when they were drinking with motorcycle helmets on during a podcast recording.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker and his friends plan to try out different sleep apps to improve their sleep quality.
1:13:48 - 1:15:32 (01:44)
Summary
The speaker and his friends plan to try out different sleep apps to improve their sleep quality. He also recommends using a custom mouth guard for a better experience.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about exaggerating their pain on a scale of 1 to 10 at the doctor's office and finding expired prescription pills belonging to their friend.
1:15:32 - 1:18:02 (02:30)
Summary
The speaker talks about exaggerating their pain on a scale of 1 to 10 at the doctor's office and finding expired prescription pills belonging to their friend.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how people in their town abuse pills and how they contemplated taking a Xanax to sleep.
1:18:02 - 1:19:52 (01:49)
Summary
The speaker discusses how people in their town abuse pills and how they contemplated taking a Xanax to sleep. They also ask if the other person has ever prescribed pills to their friend Leanne.
EpisodeEp. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is an unintelligible snippet of a conversation about a person sending out racist tweets after drinking wine and a California law requiring a doctor's examination for certain prescriptions.
1:19:52 - 1:21:29 (01:37)
Summary
This is an unintelligible snippet of a conversation about a person sending out racist tweets after drinking wine and a California law requiring a doctor's examination for certain prescriptions.