Episode
Ep. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:08:41
Published: Mon Aug 23 2021
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Chapters
Comedian Tom Segura explains how he met a musician for his podcast, Tom Talks, by being introduced to him on Instagram Live and messaging him afterwards.
00:00 - 01:08 (01:08)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura explains how he met a musician for his podcast, Tom Talks, by being introduced to him on Instagram Live and messaging him afterwards.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker wonders if being an old school hip hop fan will prevent him from relating to modern hip hop artists, specifically citing the band Twenty One Pilots and their offhand comment about not bathing their kids every day.
01:08 - 03:25 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker wonders if being an old school hip hop fan will prevent him from relating to modern hip hop artists, specifically citing the band Twenty One Pilots and their offhand comment about not bathing their kids every day.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on bathing habits during a recent podcast episode involving Dax Shepard and Ashton Kutcher has raised concerns and controversy on social media.
03:26 - 06:34 (03:08)
Summary
A discussion on bathing habits during a recent podcast episode involving Dax Shepard and Ashton Kutcher has raised concerns and controversy on social media.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker rambles about his upcoming surgery, automatic conversations with medical staff, and his desire for the cocktail given before anesthesia.
06:34 - 08:33 (01:59)
Summary
The speaker rambles about his upcoming surgery, automatic conversations with medical staff, and his desire for the cocktail given before anesthesia.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian recalls a time when his punchline received no laughter during a bringer show and discusses how he handled the situation.
08:33 - 12:23 (03:49)
Summary
A comedian recalls a time when his punchline received no laughter during a bringer show and discusses how he handled the situation.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the experience of being mocked, how it feels and how to deal with it.
12:23 - 16:21 (03:58)
Summary
The speaker talks about the experience of being mocked, how it feels and how to deal with it.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker jokes about misunderstanding someone's profession and mentions a few humorous alternatives.
16:21 - 18:27 (02:05)
Summary
The speaker jokes about misunderstanding someone's profession and mentions a few humorous alternatives.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian recounts an awkward moment in which she made a joke about cancer, not knowing that a man in the audience actually had stage four bone cancer.
18:27 - 20:20 (01:53)
Summary
A comedian recounts an awkward moment in which she made a joke about cancer, not knowing that a man in the audience actually had stage four bone cancer.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a surprising instance where a group of staff members from a show he attended showed up to his performance wearing shirts promoting his brand.
20:20 - 23:16 (02:56)
Summary
The speaker recounts a surprising instance where a group of staff members from a show he attended showed up to his performance wearing shirts promoting his brand.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts an awkward moment where they mistook a man for someone else based on their race.
23:16 - 26:09 (02:53)
Summary
The speaker recounts an awkward moment where they mistook a man for someone else based on their race.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker advises getting a full medical clearance for hypertension and urges the audience to see a doctor for clearance as soon as possible.
26:09 - 30:11 (04:01)
Summary
The speaker advises getting a full medical clearance for hypertension and urges the audience to see a doctor for clearance as soon as possible.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a funny story about her friend's rant on Kristen Bell and how they won't start a war with Dax Shepard over something.
30:11 - 33:46 (03:35)
Summary
The speaker recalls a funny story about her friend's rant on Kristen Bell and how they won't start a war with Dax Shepard over something.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Dr. Stephanie Jackson talks about the importance of disclosing sleep apnea to an anesthesiologist before a surgery, especially for the safety of the patient.
33:46 - 38:57 (05:10)
Summary
Dr. Stephanie Jackson talks about the importance of disclosing sleep apnea to an anesthesiologist before a surgery, especially for the safety of the patient.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript is a snippet of a casual conversation with no real topic, mostly ramblings about past experiences and present dilemmas.
38:57 - 43:40 (04:43)
Summary
This transcript is a snippet of a casual conversation with no real topic, mostly ramblings about past experiences and present dilemmas.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals recall a harrowing experience of running in a thunderstorm and encountering a lightning strike.
43:42 - 46:19 (02:37)
Summary
Two individuals recall a harrowing experience of running in a thunderstorm and encountering a lightning strike.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this transcript snippet, the speaker discusses their thoughts on sobriety, people who can't handle drinking, and their own experiences with alcoholism.
46:19 - 50:16 (03:57)
Summary
In this transcript snippet, the speaker discusses their thoughts on sobriety, people who can't handle drinking, and their own experiences with alcoholism.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story of a night where they had two shows, and one of the performers was missing.
50:16 - 52:47 (02:30)
Summary
The speaker recounts a story of a night where they had two shows, and one of the performers was missing. Before the show, the speaker and a colleague had a whiskey and cigar, while they waited for the missing performer.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker doesn't like drinking during the day if they have to work at night as it affects them psychologically.
52:47 - 57:14 (04:27)
Summary
The speaker doesn't like drinking during the day if they have to work at night as it affects them psychologically. They have seen people who need a beer with lunch because of a rough night get destroyed and prefer a two-beer buzz.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The guest talks about how fun it is to hang out with DJ Laz, who is a legitimate DJ and always has cocktails.
57:14 - 1:00:52 (03:37)
Summary
The guest talks about how fun it is to hang out with DJ Laz, who is a legitimate DJ and always has cocktails.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the top five places in the country that give us a sense of familiarity and comfort.
1:00:52 - 1:03:58 (03:06)
Summary
The speaker discusses the top five places in the country that give us a sense of familiarity and comfort. This list includes places like New Orleans and Chicago.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares how he views certain cities as "second homes" because he has visited them frequently while touring.
1:03:58 - 1:07:07 (03:08)
Summary
A comedian shares how he views certain cities as "second homes" because he has visited them frequently while touring.
EpisodeEp. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the idea of having a challenge for when they regain use of their left arms after an injury.
1:07:07 - 1:08:36 (01:29)
Summary
The speaker discusses the idea of having a challenge for when they regain use of their left arms after an injury. They express confidence in their friend's recovery and suggest brainstorming a fun activity.