Episode
Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:39:51
Published: Mon Feb 17 2020
Description
The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society.
Chapters
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura celebrate the 12-year anniversary of their show, joking around and discussing Black History Month.
00:00 - 01:05 (01:05)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura celebrate the 12-year anniversary of their show, joking around and discussing Black History Month.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast episode discusses the performative nature of corporate activism during Black History Month and the importance of concrete actions to support racial justice.
01:05 - 03:28 (02:23)
Summary
The podcast episode discusses the performative nature of corporate activism during Black History Month and the importance of concrete actions to support racial justice.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker shares his experience of how people love to talk about each other and how he made a joke about Joe Rogan and someone else in his new special that didn't go well.
03:28 - 07:25 (03:57)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speaker shares his experience of how people love to talk about each other and how he made a joke about Joe Rogan and someone else in his new special that didn't go well.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing a time when they tasted a delicious dish at a friend's house and asked for the recipe.
07:25 - 11:59 (04:34)
Summary
The speaker is discussing a time when they tasted a delicious dish at a friend's house and asked for the recipe. They also mention the friend's daughter, who they thought was very cute.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how someone chose to pay back creditors instead of opting for a different type of bankruptcy filing.
11:59 - 16:11 (04:12)
Summary
The speaker discusses how someone chose to pay back creditors instead of opting for a different type of bankruptcy filing.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A football player reflects on the importance of focus and not getting distracted during a game.
16:11 - 18:37 (02:25)
Summary
A football player reflects on the importance of focus and not getting distracted during a game.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the importance of understanding cultural differences in how we judge others and highlights the impact of different childhood experiences on a person's perspective.
18:37 - 22:22 (03:45)
Summary
The speaker discusses the importance of understanding cultural differences in how we judge others and highlights the impact of different childhood experiences on a person's perspective.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about a friend's affair and the potential compensation of Chili's gift cards.
22:22 - 24:34 (02:11)
Summary
A conversation about a friend's affair and the potential compensation of Chili's gift cards.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man proposes an idea of having families use tour buses to explore different parts of the country and possibly have families of different regions interchange on those buses for a more diverse experience.
24:34 - 26:46 (02:11)
Summary
A man proposes an idea of having families use tour buses to explore different parts of the country and possibly have families of different regions interchange on those buses for a more diverse experience. He recalls a recent experience of his own family sitting on a tour bus in LA, and how he thinks it could be improved upon.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares his opinion on not being a big car guy and prefers a Cadillac convertible rather than a sports car.
26:46 - 29:17 (02:31)
Summary
A comedian shares his opinion on not being a big car guy and prefers a Cadillac convertible rather than a sports car.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A snippet of a conversation where someone discusses being asked about their hobbies in a meeting.
29:18 - 31:06 (01:47)
Summary
A snippet of a conversation where someone discusses being asked about their hobbies in a meeting.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how his therapist suggested he find a hobby and how he decided to make a fanny pack.
31:06 - 33:52 (02:46)
Summary
The speaker talks about how his therapist suggested he find a hobby and how he decided to make a fanny pack. He also humorously mentions his concerns about storage and transportation of the fanny pack.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their interest in racing, mentioning the fun and thrill it provides.
33:52 - 36:15 (02:23)
Summary
The speaker discusses their interest in racing, mentioning the fun and thrill it provides. They specifically mention the difference between track days and competitive racing.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about buying dandy clothes on Amazon and discusses the meaning of the word "dandy".
36:15 - 39:03 (02:47)
Summary
The speaker talks about buying dandy clothes on Amazon and discusses the meaning of the word "dandy".
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their excitement towards buying a dandy outfit and also mentions doing standup comedy while wearing it.
39:03 - 40:51 (01:48)
Summary
The speaker talks about their excitement towards buying a dandy outfit and also mentions doing standup comedy while wearing it.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tried to perfect Leanne's grandmother's pecan pie recipe for six weeks and gained around 22 pounds.
40:52 - 42:35 (01:43)
Summary
The speaker tried to perfect Leanne's grandmother's pecan pie recipe for six weeks and gained around 22 pounds.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss dandies, suits, and their fashion choices, before segueing into conversation about fan-made bears that are modeled after them.
42:35 - 43:53 (01:18)
Summary
The hosts discuss dandies, suits, and their fashion choices, before segueing into conversation about fan-made bears that are modeled after them.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura talks about how he started making jokes about his kids and how in contrast he tends to overshare about himself.
43:53 - 45:30 (01:36)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura talks about how he started making jokes about his kids and how in contrast he tends to overshare about himself.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a product he's sponsored by that tracks things like resting heart rate, heart rate variability, sleep, recovery, and strain, and he's impressed with its features.
45:31 - 49:36 (04:04)
Summary
The speaker talks about a product he's sponsored by that tracks things like resting heart rate, heart rate variability, sleep, recovery, and strain, and he's impressed with its features.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a failed attempt to buy a vodka company, gets distracted by watching videos and wanting to surf like a young and ripped person, then mentions different types of alcoholic beverages.
49:36 - 53:04 (03:27)
Summary
The speaker talks about a failed attempt to buy a vodka company, gets distracted by watching videos and wanting to surf like a young and ripped person, then mentions different types of alcoholic beverages.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the process and budget of creating an office/bar space for $75,000, which includes 10 rickshaws in addition to the bar.
53:05 - 55:39 (02:34)
Summary
The speaker discusses the process and budget of creating an office/bar space for $75,000, which includes 10 rickshaws in addition to the bar.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests alternative business ideas to nurseries, such as a retreat away from the city.
55:39 - 57:56 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker suggests alternative business ideas to nurseries, such as a retreat away from the city.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his desire to use a drone to learn secrets about the presidents and the ocean.
57:56 - 59:30 (01:33)
Summary
The speaker shares his desire to use a drone to learn secrets about the presidents and the ocean.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The context of the world's most influential movers and shakers' annual secret talks, aimed at setting the global agenda for the coming year, has remained closely guarded.
59:33 - 1:01:23 (01:50)
Summary
The context of the world's most influential movers and shakers' annual secret talks, aimed at setting the global agenda for the coming year, has remained closely guarded. Meanwhile, Rosicrucians are rumored to be using occult practices to bring about global transformation through manifestos, and although Freemasons are also secretive, their reputation is more relaxed.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses distrust in news and media due to a lack of accurate reporting, citing an example where they were surprised to find out that actual white supremacists were present in Charlottesville.
1:01:23 - 1:04:19 (02:55)
Summary
The speaker expresses distrust in news and media due to a lack of accurate reporting, citing an example where they were surprised to find out that actual white supremacists were present in Charlottesville.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls attempting to perform a secret handshake with Guy Fieri, who is a member of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity, and being rejected.
1:04:19 - 1:06:21 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker recalls attempting to perform a secret handshake with Guy Fieri, who is a member of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity, and being rejected. They discuss the existence of other secret societies and their practices.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about the fun aspects of high school sports like team bonding, bus rides and developing his sense of humor among his teammates.
1:06:21 - 1:12:06 (05:44)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about the fun aspects of high school sports like team bonding, bus rides and developing his sense of humor among his teammates.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A student shares a funny memory from a school trip where she and a male friend stayed up late talking and laughing to the point of paralysis while the chaperone dad listened in.
1:12:06 - 1:16:38 (04:32)
Summary
A student shares a funny memory from a school trip where she and a male friend stayed up late talking and laughing to the point of paralysis while the chaperone dad listened in.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes how Ellis reacts when given a jalapeno, going off like a trucker and even punching his brother.
1:16:38 - 1:22:47 (06:08)
Summary
The speaker describes how Ellis reacts when given a jalapeno, going off like a trucker and even punching his brother.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation with inappropriate and unrelated comments about Julian getting a job, playing with his peepee and someone running naked down the street.
1:22:47 - 1:26:04 (03:17)
Summary
A conversation with inappropriate and unrelated comments about Julian getting a job, playing with his peepee and someone running naked down the street.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker observes that Japanese porn stars are known for making a lot of noise during sex, while he struggles to name a female black porn star.
1:26:04 - 1:27:58 (01:53)
Summary
The speaker observes that Japanese porn stars are known for making a lot of noise during sex, while he struggles to name a female black porn star.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the stigma of doing porn and the comparison to other entertainment careers in terms of societal acceptance and potential for earnings.
1:27:58 - 1:29:59 (02:01)
Summary
A discussion about the stigma of doing porn and the comparison to other entertainment careers in terms of societal acceptance and potential for earnings.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian makes inappropriate remarks on the physical attributes of black women which are objectifying and racist.
1:29:59 - 1:31:52 (01:52)
Summary
A comedian makes inappropriate remarks on the physical attributes of black women which are objectifying and racist.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript consists of incoherent and unrelated statements about Pakistani and Palestinian porn stars, bad drivers, and a Florida State fan.
1:31:52 - 1:35:19 (03:26)
Summary
The transcript consists of incoherent and unrelated statements about Pakistani and Palestinian porn stars, bad drivers, and a Florida State fan.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joaquin Phoenix takes a stand for representation in Hollywood by using his platform to advocate for inclusivity and hiring more people of color.
1:35:21 - 1:37:50 (02:29)
Summary
Joaquin Phoenix takes a stand for representation in Hollywood by using his platform to advocate for inclusivity and hiring more people of color.
EpisodeEp. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura announced his 2020 Las Vegas Residency shows at The Mirage starting on March 6th and 7th, with additional shows added in May, July, and October, which will be available at tomscuro.com/tour.
1:37:50 - 1:39:46 (01:55)
Summary
Tom Segura announced his 2020 Las Vegas Residency shows at The Mirage starting on March 6th and 7th, with additional shows added in May, July, and October, which will be available at tomscuro.com/tour. More dates are expected to be added and announced in April.