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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:15:44
Published: Mon May 30 2022
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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about how wild it's been to be friends with Joe Rogan as his career has grown, they take the original racist test that Bert found, and they discuss serial killers and where they went wrong. They talk about how Joey Diaz blew up a group text, getting stuck on a huge email thread with hundreds of other comedians, and Tom tries on his cream leather jacket for Bert. Bert tries to surprise KFC and Feitelberg from Barstool with a trip to Europe, hanging out with people without drinking, and how they're crafting their stand up comedy specials. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

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The text is completely unintelligible and contains no coherent information or context.
00:00 - 01:34 (01:34)
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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bill Burr discusses a transgender swimmer who was previously ranked as a male swimmer and is now dominating in women's swimming competitions.
01:34 - 04:08 (02:34)
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Transgender
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Comedian Bill Burr discusses a transgender swimmer who was previously ranked as a male swimmer and is now dominating in women's swimming competitions.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Incoherent commentary on female sports and political disinterest.
04:08 - 06:22 (02:13)
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Sports, Politics
The importance of doing research and preparation before speaking publicly is highlighted through the example of a scientist not being taken seriously if they don't have their talking points ready.
06:22 - 10:01 (03:38)
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Public Speaking
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The importance of doing research and preparation before speaking publicly is highlighted through the example of a scientist not being taken seriously if they don't have their talking points ready.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker criticizes the trend of celebrities and public figures using their activism as part of their personal brand instead of genuine action, giving an example of a pilot who he believes is more focused on activism branding than flying planes.
10:01 - 13:38 (03:36)
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Activism, Branding
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The speaker criticizes the trend of celebrities and public figures using their activism as part of their personal brand instead of genuine action, giving an example of a pilot who he believes is more focused on activism branding than flying planes.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on how some people may claim they're not racist, yet can show racist tendencies in specific situations, and the paradox that exists within this mindset.
13:38 - 14:52 (01:13)
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Racism
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A discussion on how some people may claim they're not racist, yet can show racist tendencies in specific situations, and the paradox that exists within this mindset.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Exploring the ambiguity of the word "Different" and how it can be coded and used by different people in various contexts.
14:52 - 16:33 (01:41)
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Language
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Exploring the ambiguity of the word "Different" and how it can be coded and used by different people in various contexts.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a tool that could be used for politicians in interviews, mentions Ron and makes a comment about racism and folk singer Ron being born in 1921.
16:33 - 19:14 (02:40)
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Politics
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The speaker talks about a tool that could be used for politicians in interviews, mentions Ron and makes a comment about racism and folk singer Ron being born in 1921.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a person who is a repressed, self-hating gay and expresses his thoughts about his body and sexuality.
19:14 - 21:51 (02:37)
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LGBTQ+
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The speaker describes a person who is a repressed, self-hating gay and expresses his thoughts about his body and sexuality. The speaker also mentions this person's question about what it feels like to kill someone.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The only way to be a prolific serial killer in today's world would be to minimize patterns, do it in different areas, and have them seemingly not be linked together.
21:51 - 24:47 (02:56)
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Serial Killer
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The only way to be a prolific serial killer in today's world would be to minimize patterns, do it in different areas, and have them seemingly not be linked together. Advancements in tracking people and forensics make it more difficult to get away with multiple killings in the same area.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker cannot relate to the urge to steal or murder someone but reveals that they killed someone with their bare hands in an auditorium full of people.
24:47 - 27:20 (02:32)
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Murder
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The speaker cannot relate to the urge to steal or murder someone but reveals that they killed someone with their bare hands in an auditorium full of people.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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27:20 - 30:23 (03:03)
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The transcript appears to be a garbled, nonsensical mess with no discernible topic or meaning.
30:23 - 33:44 (03:20)
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The transcript appears to be a garbled, nonsensical mess with no discernible topic or meaning.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker asked for help with clothing sizes on Instagram by creating a group text which turned into a humorous conversation among friends.
33:45 - 37:25 (03:40)
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Social Media
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The speaker asked for help with clothing sizes on Instagram by creating a group text which turned into a humorous conversation among friends.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a group email communication and expresses uncertainty about how it will be received.
37:25 - 40:59 (03:33)
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Communication
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The speaker discusses a group email communication and expresses uncertainty about how it will be received.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The hosts discuss their desire for an older brother and the different dynamics that exist for siblings with brothers vs. sisters.
40:59 - 43:38 (02:38)
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Siblings
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The hosts discuss their desire for an older brother and the different dynamics that exist for siblings with brothers vs. sisters.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript snippet includes personal anecdotes about budgeting in business as well as a creepy reference to serial killer John Wayne Gacy.
43:38 - 48:17 (04:39)
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Business, Crime
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This transcript snippet includes personal anecdotes about budgeting in business as well as a creepy reference to serial killer John Wayne Gacy.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
No meaningful transcript could be generated from this audio snippet
48:19 - 50:52 (02:33)
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The speaker discusses their spending habits, including their recent expensive purchase of a golf cart for their daughters, and how they do not have an issue spending money on transportation and accommodations such as buses, hotels, and Airbnbs.
50:52 - 53:30 (02:38)
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finance
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The speaker discusses their spending habits, including their recent expensive purchase of a golf cart for their daughters, and how they do not have an issue spending money on transportation and accommodations such as buses, hotels, and Airbnbs.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about KFC and an incident involving an Airbnb while traveling.
53:31 - 55:27 (01:56)
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Anecdote
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The speaker shares a story about KFC and an incident involving an Airbnb while traveling.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a frustrating incident with their travel agent named Felicia about a planned trip to New York.
55:27 - 57:00 (01:33)
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Travel
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The speaker recounts a frustrating incident with their travel agent named Felicia about a planned trip to New York.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker imagines a relaxed Matt Farah on his couch, without a shirt, playing with his phone, and surrounded by his kids.
57:00 - 1:00:24 (03:23)
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Matt Farah
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The speaker imagines a relaxed Matt Farah on his couch, without a shirt, playing with his phone, and surrounded by his kids. The speaker also mentions Farah's plans to visit Seattle, causing him to lose track of time.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
No coherent conversation or topic was discernible from the transcript.
1:00:24 - 1:05:31 (05:06)
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The speaker talks about enjoying a morning cocktail when he has nothing to do or when he's on a break, and mentions how legal advice may be necessary for such statements.
1:05:31 - 1:09:46 (04:15)
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Cocktails
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The speaker talks about enjoying a morning cocktail when he has nothing to do or when he's on a break, and mentions how legal advice may be necessary for such statements.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The ideal length for a stand-up comedy show is around 65 minutes to ensure consistent and strong performances and to avoid the audience feeling relief that the show is finally over.
1:09:46 - 1:14:54 (05:07)
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Stand-Up Comedy
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The ideal length for a stand-up comedy show is around 65 minutes to ensure consistent and strong performances and to avoid the audience feeling relief that the show is finally over.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Unscripted, with dirty jokes and raunchy humor, Two Bears One Cave offers amateur physiology discussions but with no apologies.
1:14:54 - 1:15:32 (00:38)
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Comedy
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Unscripted, with dirty jokes and raunchy humor, Two Bears One Cave offers amateur physiology discussions but with no apologies.

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Ep. 135 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer