Episode
Ep. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:21:53
Published: Mon Oct 04 2021
Description
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Chapters
The speaker hints at undisclosed issues causing permit delays but refrains from bad mouthing anyone.
00:00 - 01:42 (01:42)
Summary
The speaker hints at undisclosed issues causing permit delays but refrains from bad mouthing anyone.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation with no clear topic or direction, filled with random phrases.
01:42 - 04:57 (03:15)
Summary
A conversation with no clear topic or direction, filled with random phrases.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host shares that he has little interest in soccer, but understands the passion and dedication of fans.
04:58 - 09:13 (04:15)
Summary
The host shares that he has little interest in soccer, but understands the passion and dedication of fans. He compares his love for comedy to the fandom of soccer, admiring the devotion of fans and their traditions.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his experience at a restaurant where he was impressed by the quality of the pen used to sign the bill, and how it added to the overall positive atmosphere of the place.
09:14 - 12:02 (02:48)
Summary
The speaker discusses his experience at a restaurant where he was impressed by the quality of the pen used to sign the bill, and how it added to the overall positive atmosphere of the place.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people have a conversation about not enjoying country music and feeling bad about it.
12:03 - 16:51 (04:47)
Summary
Two people have a conversation about not enjoying country music and feeling bad about it.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast features a rambling discussion on personal preferences, ranging from writing hand to favorite sports teams.
16:51 - 19:35 (02:44)
Summary
The podcast features a rambling discussion on personal preferences, ranging from writing hand to favorite sports teams.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker advises being prepared for a road trip by planning lunch ahead of time in order to stay energized throughout the drive.
19:35 - 21:46 (02:10)
Summary
The speaker advises being prepared for a road trip by planning lunch ahead of time in order to stay energized throughout the drive.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a time where they went to a game after being physically affected by a difficult situation and felt self-conscious about their sweating.
21:46 - 24:37 (02:50)
Summary
The speaker recounts a time where they went to a game after being physically affected by a difficult situation and felt self-conscious about their sweating.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss their recent travels and how they felt rundown upon returning, leading to a conversation about taking care of oneself.
24:37 - 29:00 (04:22)
Summary
The speakers discuss their recent travels and how they felt rundown upon returning, leading to a conversation about taking care of oneself.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes on an incoherent rant about Bill Boomerice and a belt.
29:00 - 31:28 (02:27)
Summary
The speaker goes on an incoherent rant about Bill Boomerice and a belt.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends talk about their time at a soccer game and exchange playful banter about each other's weight.
31:28 - 34:20 (02:52)
Summary
Two friends talk about their time at a soccer game and exchange playful banter about each other's weight.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their conflicting feelings about their love for baseball and their discomfort with the way it is depicted in some forms of media.
34:20 - 39:47 (05:27)
Summary
The speaker expresses their conflicting feelings about their love for baseball and their discomfort with the way it is depicted in some forms of media.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this segment, the speaker shares their recent experience of spending 30 minutes drawing stick figures and discusses a conversation they heard between Aziz Ansari and David Cho about growing up with Indian food.
39:47 - 46:20 (06:32)
Summary
In this segment, the speaker shares their recent experience of spending 30 minutes drawing stick figures and discusses a conversation they heard between Aziz Ansari and David Cho about growing up with Indian food.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Anecdote about an actress who was able to switch from casual conversation to an intense scene on set, followed by a question about whether the listener had seen Pat McAfee kick a soccer ball.
46:20 - 48:34 (02:13)
Summary
Anecdote about an actress who was able to switch from casual conversation to an intense scene on set, followed by a question about whether the listener had seen Pat McAfee kick a soccer ball.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host marvels at the skill of professional punters who can not only kick a ball with power, but control its direction and spin to place it exactly where they want on the field.
48:34 - 55:28 (06:54)
Summary
The host marvels at the skill of professional punters who can not only kick a ball with power, but control its direction and spin to place it exactly where they want on the field.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript shows a confused and unrelated conversation on topics ranging from soft water, small toilet seats, and Rihanna's resemblance to one of the speakers.
55:28 - 59:03 (03:34)
Summary
The transcript shows a confused and unrelated conversation on topics ranging from soft water, small toilet seats, and Rihanna's resemblance to one of the speakers.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Our guest explains how hard water can be uncomfortable or even cost you in the long-run; however, water softening can eliminate these issues.
59:03 - 1:01:35 (02:32)
Summary
Our guest explains how hard water can be uncomfortable or even cost you in the long-run; however, water softening can eliminate these issues.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan talk about the time Ellis almost tricked Bert into drinking water from the toilet during a live show in front of a large audience.
1:01:37 - 1:03:50 (02:13)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan talk about the time Ellis almost tricked Bert into drinking water from the toilet during a live show in front of a large audience.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The struggles of parenting includes dealing with destructive toddlers and their never-ending curiosity leading them into doing things they shouldn't do.
1:03:50 - 1:06:22 (02:31)
Summary
The struggles of parenting includes dealing with destructive toddlers and their never-ending curiosity leading them into doing things they shouldn't do.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast transcript, two individuals discuss their hypothetical podcast ideas, including reading a book, being stranded on a sinking cruise ship, and forcing two women to do a podcast and marrying them.
1:06:22 - 1:11:03 (04:41)
Summary
In this podcast transcript, two individuals discuss their hypothetical podcast ideas, including reading a book, being stranded on a sinking cruise ship, and forcing two women to do a podcast and marrying them.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast features explicit sexual talk and a discussion about college choices.
1:11:03 - 1:16:25 (05:21)
Summary
The podcast features explicit sexual talk and a discussion about college choices.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how she found happiness through drinking all night long by herself and living alone in a hotel, and warns Taylor Tomlinson, a touring comedian, that she might be in for a rude awakening living on a tour bus with others.
1:16:25 - 1:19:15 (02:50)
Summary
The speaker talks about how she found happiness through drinking all night long by herself and living alone in a hotel, and warns Taylor Tomlinson, a touring comedian, that she might be in for a rude awakening living on a tour bus with others.
EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:19:15 - 1:21:16 (02:01)
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EpisodeEp. 101 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Join Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura for a no-holds-barred conversation filled with dirty jokes and raunchy humor in "Two Bears, One Cave."
1:21:18 - 1:21:50 (00:31)
Summary
Join Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura for a no-holds-barred conversation filled with dirty jokes and raunchy humor in "Two Bears, One Cave."