Episode
Ep. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:19:09
Published: Mon Aug 31 2020
Description
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Chapters
The host discusses his recent attempt to balance out drinking and exercise, as well as his conversation with a friend about how their bodies have changed.
00:00 - 01:30 (01:30)
Summary
The host discusses his recent attempt to balance out drinking and exercise, as well as his conversation with a friend about how their bodies have changed.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker illustrates the use of filler words like "like" and how they can add confusion to the conversation.
01:30 - 03:50 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker illustrates the use of filler words like "like" and how they can add confusion to the conversation.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and musician Wynton Marsalis discuss their shared appreciation for hors d'oeuvres during an episode of Seinfeld's Netflix show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee."
03:50 - 07:14 (03:24)
Summary
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and musician Wynton Marsalis discuss their shared appreciation for hors d'oeuvres during an episode of Seinfeld's Netflix show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee."
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes lifting weights with a stomachache, explaining that even warm-up weights can feel heavy when your stomach is upset.
07:14 - 10:44 (03:30)
Summary
The speaker describes lifting weights with a stomachache, explaining that even warm-up weights can feel heavy when your stomach is upset.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the hosts discuss the complexity of revealing secrets, the potential for mockery, and the impact it can have on relationships.
10:44 - 13:35 (02:50)
Summary
In this episode, the hosts discuss the complexity of revealing secrets, the potential for mockery, and the impact it can have on relationships.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes an unusual but apparently satisfying sandwich recipe, made up of white bread, mayonnaise, cheddar and American cheese, and several slices of tomato.
13:35 - 15:16 (01:41)
Summary
The speaker describes an unusual but apparently satisfying sandwich recipe, made up of white bread, mayonnaise, cheddar and American cheese, and several slices of tomato. He also shares an anecdote of waking up eating pizza.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes snacking on a Score Bar while their friend mentions wanting ice cream, then mentions not having orange crush but having orange crush.
15:16 - 19:04 (03:47)
Summary
The speaker describes snacking on a Score Bar while their friend mentions wanting ice cream, then mentions not having orange crush but having orange crush.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker wonders if their desire to workout has anything to do with being hungover and how their stomach feels.
19:04 - 22:33 (03:29)
Summary
The speaker wonders if their desire to workout has anything to do with being hungover and how their stomach feels. They clarify that though it's not as bad as drugs, it's still not pleasant.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admires the discipline of a person who follows a keto or similar kind of lifestyle and enjoys occasional treats with a clear mind.
22:33 - 24:49 (02:15)
Summary
The speaker admires the discipline of a person who follows a keto or similar kind of lifestyle and enjoys occasional treats with a clear mind.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian discusses the rise of cancel culture, citing Amy Schumer as an example, and suggests that the trend is fuelled by people digging into public figures' pasts to find dirt.
26:47 - 32:04 (05:16)
Summary
Comedian discusses the rise of cancel culture, citing Amy Schumer as an example, and suggests that the trend is fuelled by people digging into public figures' pasts to find dirt.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people engage in a rambling conversation discussing high school, throwing rocks, and the potential for digging a good grave.
32:04 - 36:17 (04:12)
Summary
Two people engage in a rambling conversation discussing high school, throwing rocks, and the potential for digging a good grave. They mention wanting someone to send threatening messages to others.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses frustration towards someone for not finding a Denzel Washington one yet and apologizes for interrupting with a few questions.
36:17 - 38:54 (02:36)
Summary
The speaker expresses frustration towards someone for not finding a Denzel Washington one yet and apologizes for interrupting with a few questions.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
An individual expresses disturbing sexual fantasies and a desire to gather information about their spouse's past sexual partners.
38:54 - 40:35 (01:41)
Summary
An individual expresses disturbing sexual fantasies and a desire to gather information about their spouse's past sexual partners.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the effects of social media shaming and accusatory behavior, particularly on platforms like Twitter, and shares personal experiences with being publicly shamed and accused online.
40:39 - 45:01 (04:21)
Summary
The speaker discusses the effects of social media shaming and accusatory behavior, particularly on platforms like Twitter, and shares personal experiences with being publicly shamed and accused online.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of this podcast discuss a comment made by one of them about knowing what comedian Burt Kreischer's private parts look like, and the humor of Kreischer's crude remarks.
45:01 - 47:00 (01:58)
Summary
The hosts of this podcast discuss a comment made by one of them about knowing what comedian Burt Kreischer's private parts look like, and the humor of Kreischer's crude remarks.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker advises not to try to kiss a girl on the first date to avoid putting her in an uncomfortable situation and assuming that the date is solely to determine if one is a cool person.
47:00 - 50:29 (03:29)
Summary
The speaker advises not to try to kiss a girl on the first date to avoid putting her in an uncomfortable situation and assuming that the date is solely to determine if one is a cool person.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how someone made inappropriate sexual jokes towards him and carried it too far, making him and everyone around him feel uncomfortable.
50:29 - 54:30 (04:01)
Summary
The speaker discusses how someone made inappropriate sexual jokes towards him and carried it too far, making him and everyone around him feel uncomfortable.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Kevin Hart discusses the benefits of foreplay for men and how it can lead to a better sexual experience.
54:30 - 56:53 (02:22)
Summary
Comedian Kevin Hart discusses the benefits of foreplay for men and how it can lead to a better sexual experience.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss a hilarious story about a doctor performing a very unconventional medical examination.
56:53 - 1:00:39 (03:46)
Summary
The hosts discuss a hilarious story about a doctor performing a very unconventional medical examination.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses excitement for the upcoming trash talk and insightful commentary from a talk show host.
1:00:39 - 1:02:32 (01:52)
Summary
The speaker expresses excitement for the upcoming trash talk and insightful commentary from a talk show host.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on memories of his fraternity during Hell Week and some of the illegal hazing rituals he experienced.
1:02:32 - 1:05:52 (03:19)
Summary
The speaker reflects on memories of his fraternity during Hell Week and some of the illegal hazing rituals he experienced.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ellis and Tully discuss inappropriate jokes and how they can be perceived differently by different people, including those who might be offended by them.
1:05:52 - 1:07:46 (01:54)
Summary
Ellis and Tully discuss inappropriate jokes and how they can be perceived differently by different people, including those who might be offended by them.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about singing to a child and how certain songs or melodies might affect their reactions.
1:07:46 - 1:11:27 (03:41)
Summary
A discussion about singing to a child and how certain songs or melodies might affect their reactions.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, a group of friends discuss examples of inappropriate parenting techniques, such as kissing children on the lips before bed, and the discomfort it brings to those who witness it.
1:11:27 - 1:13:30 (02:02)
Summary
In this podcast episode, a group of friends discuss examples of inappropriate parenting techniques, such as kissing children on the lips before bed, and the discomfort it brings to those who witness it.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Pete Holmes discusses his lack of interest in wearing cologne despite his father's preference for it, opting instead for body wash and aftershave.
1:13:30 - 1:15:13 (01:43)
Summary
Comedian Pete Holmes discusses his lack of interest in wearing cologne despite his father's preference for it, opting instead for body wash and aftershave.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian shares his opinion on cologne, stating that it should be subtle and not overwhelming.
1:15:15 - 1:17:09 (01:54)
Summary
Comedian shares his opinion on cologne, stating that it should be subtle and not overwhelming.
EpisodeEp. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In a disturbing conversation, a person reveals plans to use surveillance tactics and engage in illegal activities, such as obtaining dossiers on people's wives.
1:17:09 - 1:19:03 (01:53)
Summary
In a disturbing conversation, a person reveals plans to use surveillance tactics and engage in illegal activities, such as obtaining dossiers on people's wives.