Episode

Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:01:17
Published: Mon Jun 29 2020
Description

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing why they would make a good couple, and Bert pitches a new show idea. They give Nikki Glaser a call to run the idea by her. Bert also reveals how much Kool-Aid he consumes in a day. The bears also taste test various sodas, talk about their favorite sneakers, and explore new religions.

Chapters
The transcript contains gibberish and an inappropriate remark.
00:00 - 01:22 (01:22)
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The speaker shares a personal childhood dream about waking up to oral sex and discusses an experience in which he came on too strong when bringing it up to a partner.
01:22 - 04:00 (02:38)
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Sexual Desires
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The speaker shares a personal childhood dream about waking up to oral sex and discusses an experience in which he came on too strong when bringing it up to a partner.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Nikki Glaser is the celebrity that people in need of help in sexual experiences would call, and her conversations with couples can often lead to awkward discussions about celebrities and their sexual experiences.
04:00 - 07:12 (03:12)
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Celebrity, Sex
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Nikki Glaser is the celebrity that people in need of help in sexual experiences would call, and her conversations with couples can often lead to awkward discussions about celebrities and their sexual experiences.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker compliments his friend's dad's voice and is reminded to express excitement for a show they are putting together.
07:12 - 09:39 (02:27)
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Compliments
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The speaker compliments his friend's dad's voice and is reminded to express excitement for a show they are putting together.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about not knowing how to masturbate and asking family members for advice, ultimately discovering how to do it on their own.
09:39 - 11:57 (02:18)
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Sexual Education
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The speaker talks about not knowing how to masturbate and asking family members for advice, ultimately discovering how to do it on their own.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker humorously reflects on how people try to find the meaning of life through external factors, and how this approach may not be helpful.
11:57 - 17:37 (05:40)
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Life Philosophy
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The speaker humorously reflects on how people try to find the meaning of life through external factors, and how this approach may not be helpful.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two adult men confess to their obsession with drinking Kool-Aid and how they went through a lot of it during the pandemic.
17:37 - 20:36 (02:59)
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Kool-Aid
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Two adult men confess to their obsession with drinking Kool-Aid and how they went through a lot of it during the pandemic.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on how different regions in America are attached to specific brands such as Coke or Chevy and how this can be reflective of the area's values and history.
20:36 - 23:30 (02:54)
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Regional Brands
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The speaker reflects on how different regions in America are attached to specific brands such as Coke or Chevy and how this can be reflective of the area's values and history.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The decision of some companies to take a stance on social issues has prompted people to either support or boycott them, such as Burger King's decision to remove the Confederate flag from its restaurants.
23:30 - 26:44 (03:14)
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Social issues
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The decision of some companies to take a stance on social issues has prompted people to either support or boycott them, such as Burger King's decision to remove the Confederate flag from its restaurants.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker discusses the desire for specific tastes and preferences when it comes to certain beverages, using soda as an example.
26:44 - 30:19 (03:35)
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Beverages
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The speaker discusses the desire for specific tastes and preferences when it comes to certain beverages, using soda as an example.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan and his guest discuss the idea of getting drunk and coming up with flavors for drinks, simplifying the process to just adding 23 flavors to soda or water in a can.
30:19 - 32:17 (01:58)
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Alcohol
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Joe Rogan and his guest discuss the idea of getting drunk and coming up with flavors for drinks, simplifying the process to just adding 23 flavors to soda or water in a can.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The fascination with sneakers has progressed over the years, and the Air Force One is a clear representation of that.
32:18 - 34:03 (01:45)
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sneakers
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The fascination with sneakers has progressed over the years, and the Air Force One is a clear representation of that. The Air Force One has more product than retro sneakers, making it an attractive choice for many.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A customer goes to Valsurf looking for a comfortable sneaker, but the employee suggests wearing boots instead due to lack of traction.
34:03 - 37:00 (02:57)
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Sneaker Shopping
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A customer goes to Valsurf looking for a comfortable sneaker, but the employee suggests wearing boots instead due to lack of traction.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker discussed different Adidas sneaker designs, including special Ultra Boosts and low cut shoes for shorts.
37:00 - 39:25 (02:25)
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Adidas Sneakers
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The speaker discussed different Adidas sneaker designs, including special Ultra Boosts and low cut shoes for shorts.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the nuances of hip hop slang and the ways in which certain phrases and terms gain and lose popularity over time.
39:25 - 41:38 (02:13)
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Hip hop
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The hosts discuss the nuances of hip hop slang and the ways in which certain phrases and terms gain and lose popularity over time.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their personal interests and hobbies, including a love for shoes, music and cars.
41:38 - 44:39 (03:01)
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Personal Interests
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The speaker discusses their personal interests and hobbies, including a love for shoes, music and cars.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Discussion on interesting and cool names for black men, including examples like Percy and Trinidad James.
44:39 - 46:44 (02:05)
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African American Culture
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Discussion on interesting and cool names for black men, including examples like Percy and Trinidad James.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speakers discuss a religion with only five tenets and express their thoughts on a rapper who they believe has a simplistic style.
46:44 - 49:13 (02:29)
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Religion
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The speakers discuss a religion with only five tenets and express their thoughts on a rapper who they believe has a simplistic style.

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Unable to generate a summary from incomprehensible and disjointed speech containing no coherent information.
49:13 - 51:09 (01:56)
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None
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Unable to generate a summary from incomprehensible and disjointed speech containing no coherent information.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses the topic of famous Hindus in 2020, but struggles to come up with a comprehensive list due to lack of knowledge on the subject.
51:09 - 54:05 (02:55)
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Hinduism
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In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses the topic of famous Hindus in 2020, but struggles to come up with a comprehensive list due to lack of knowledge on the subject.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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This podcast episode explores the reactive and analytical minds, the concept of past lives, and the infinite capabilities of human beings.
54:05 - 55:57 (01:51)
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Human Mind
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This podcast episode explores the reactive and analytical minds, the concept of past lives, and the infinite capabilities of human beings.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker expresses their belief in aliens and how they have already conquered the flip flop game.
55:57 - 1:00:09 (04:12)
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Aliens
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The speaker expresses their belief in aliens and how they have already conquered the flip flop game.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The hosts express their love and obsession for Blinky's Donuts, specifically for the grape jelly folded kind, and plan to eat them on the next episode.
1:00:09 - 1:00:49 (00:40)
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Food
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The hosts express their love and obsession for Blinky's Donuts, specifically for the grape jelly folded kind, and plan to eat them on the next episode.

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Ep. 36 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer