Episode
Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:06:51
Published: Mon Aug 24 2020
Description
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Chapters
The conversation seems to jump around between topics such as staying safe during COVID-19, making money, and getting married to an unknown woman.
00:00 - 03:43 (03:43)
Summary
The conversation seems to jump around between topics such as staying safe during COVID-19, making money, and getting married to an unknown woman.
EpisodeEp. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss their sexual experiences and preferences, including oral sex and their perceptions of their partner's desires.
03:47 - 11:09 (07:22)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss their sexual experiences and preferences, including oral sex and their perceptions of their partner's desires.
EpisodeEp. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the grey area in consent and how it relates to presenting oneself to have sex with someone.
11:09 - 21:07 (09:58)
Summary
The podcast discusses the grey area in consent and how it relates to presenting oneself to have sex with someone.
EpisodeEp. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of brushing his teeth only after coffee or later in the day, but recently started doing it first thing in the morning, which gives room for improvement.
21:07 - 29:17 (08:09)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience of brushing his teeth only after coffee or later in the day, but recently started doing it first thing in the morning, which gives room for improvement. Later, the conversation shifts to ear cleaning and a product for hearing protection called earpro.
EpisodeEp. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the qualities they are looking for in a co-host that can keep up with Warren's aggressive personality and won't get their feelings hurt.
29:17 - 36:59 (07:42)
Summary
The hosts discuss the qualities they are looking for in a co-host that can keep up with Warren's aggressive personality and won't get their feelings hurt. They joke about finding a celebrity who is comfortably over three hundred pounds to fill the role.
EpisodeEp. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the hosts discuss the proper pronunciation of celebrities' names, including Ben and Casey Affleck, Anthony Hopkins, and William Shatner.
36:59 - 43:41 (06:41)
Summary
In this podcast, the hosts discuss the proper pronunciation of celebrities' names, including Ben and Casey Affleck, Anthony Hopkins, and William Shatner.
EpisodeEp. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of people engage in an irrelevant conversation about male celebrities, cars and hydrogen bombs.
43:41 - 51:09 (07:27)
Summary
A group of people engage in an irrelevant conversation about male celebrities, cars and hydrogen bombs.
EpisodeEp. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer of the podcast "Two Bears One Cave" receive a message from a listener seeking help to greenlight her directorial debut, which they humorously attempt to do.
51:09 - 57:50 (06:41)
Summary
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer of the podcast "Two Bears One Cave" receive a message from a listener seeking help to greenlight her directorial debut, which they humorously attempt to do.
EpisodeEp. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss the potential flaws of trying to change someone's behavior and how it may affect relationships, using Whitney and Jennifer Aniston as examples.
57:50 - 1:01:00 (03:09)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss the potential flaws of trying to change someone's behavior and how it may affect relationships, using Whitney and Jennifer Aniston as examples.
EpisodeEp. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts attempt to describe the feeling of watching two people who cannot have sex try to have sex and fail, using multiple awkward analogies, and end with a disturbing solution.
1:01:00 - 1:06:43 (05:42)
Summary
The hosts attempt to describe the feeling of watching two people who cannot have sex try to have sex and fail, using multiple awkward analogies, and end with a disturbing solution.