Episode

Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:08:21
Published: Mon Nov 08 2021
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A conversation between two people becomes confusing as they discuss fat-shaming and a dog toy given to one of them by a dad.
00:00 - 00:29 (00:29)
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Humor
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A conversation between two people becomes confusing as they discuss fat-shaming and a dog toy given to one of them by a dad.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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00:29 - 03:22 (02:53)
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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan jokes about how he feels like he was tricked into being fat and reflects on his weight gain since he started doing the podcast years ago.
03:22 - 05:28 (02:06)
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Health and Wellness
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Joe Rogan jokes about how he feels like he was tricked into being fat and reflects on his weight gain since he started doing the podcast years ago.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura shares his perspective and experiences with being fat shamed, and how he may have unknowingly contributed to it.
05:28 - 07:04 (01:36)
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Fat Shaming
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Comedian Tom Segura shares his perspective and experiences with being fat shamed, and how he may have unknowingly contributed to it.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss the nature of teasing in their friendship, and recall the first time they addressed Segura's weight.
07:04 - 09:28 (02:24)
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Friendship
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Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss the nature of teasing in their friendship, and recall the first time they addressed Segura's weight.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses frustration with people not answering their phones, even when they are in the same room, and ponders the idea of canceling their phones as punishment.
09:28 - 12:30 (03:01)
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Communication
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The speaker expresses frustration with people not answering their phones, even when they are in the same room, and ponders the idea of canceling their phones as punishment.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on feeling depressed about their appearance not changing throughout the years due to aging.
12:30 - 15:46 (03:16)
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Aging
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The speaker reflects on feeling depressed about their appearance not changing throughout the years due to aging.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host speaks about comedian Jeff Tate and his views on male feminism, stating that Tate is a person who can empathize with the movement but is not putting himself out there as a male feminist for attention or personal gain.
15:46 - 18:20 (02:33)
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feminism
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The host speaks about comedian Jeff Tate and his views on male feminism, stating that Tate is a person who can empathize with the movement but is not putting himself out there as a male feminist for attention or personal gain.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares statistics on underwear habits and discusses an uncomfortable experience with seeing a woman's stained underwear.
18:20 - 22:42 (04:22)
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Underwear
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The speaker shares statistics on underwear habits and discusses an uncomfortable experience with seeing a woman's stained underwear.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss their experiences visiting sex stores, and how consumer behavior can be influenced by certain products.
22:42 - 24:07 (01:24)
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Sex stores
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In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss their experiences visiting sex stores, and how consumer behavior can be influenced by certain products.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This episode discusses the proper technique for cutting steak with a fork and knife while also highlighting a story about taking over a friend's kitchen.
24:07 - 26:40 (02:33)
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Cooking
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This episode discusses the proper technique for cutting steak with a fork and knife while also highlighting a story about taking over a friend's kitchen.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the proper pronunciation and etiquette of certain words, comparing it to stopping someone from saying the N word.
26:40 - 29:39 (02:59)
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Language
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The podcast discusses the proper pronunciation and etiquette of certain words, comparing it to stopping someone from saying the N word.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their preference for not taking pills to change their personality as they enjoy their current state and appreciate the risks that come with it.
29:39 - 32:15 (02:36)
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Personality, Medication
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The speaker expresses their preference for not taking pills to change their personality as they enjoy their current state and appreciate the risks that come with it. They make the comparison to the anxiety felt when getting on a plane and the "grown man child" feeling it creates.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about different experiences with being a parent and maintaining familial relationships.
32:15 - 35:14 (02:58)
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Parenting
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A conversation about different experiences with being a parent and maintaining familial relationships.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss the challenges of becoming a parent and the importance of working on oneself to become a better parent.
35:14 - 38:07 (02:53)
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Parenting
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The podcast hosts discuss the challenges of becoming a parent and the importance of working on oneself to become a better parent. They also joke about their past experiences and Bert's naked body.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses making fun of a friend's body by joking about removing his excess chest tissue and trimming his armpits to make him look more defined.
38:08 - 41:02 (02:54)
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Body image
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The speaker discusses making fun of a friend's body by joking about removing his excess chest tissue and trimming his armpits to make him look more defined.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the unfairness of mocking someone's weight gain if they don't remember that individual being skinny in the first place.
41:02 - 45:11 (04:08)
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Weight Shaming
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The speaker reflects on the unfairness of mocking someone's weight gain if they don't remember that individual being skinny in the first place.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how dealing with the hate and anger that comes from certain comedians' fans is difficult, especially when those comedians have limited perspectives.
45:11 - 49:01 (03:49)
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Comedy
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The speaker talks about how dealing with the hate and anger that comes from certain comedians' fans is difficult, especially when those comedians have limited perspectives. However, she highlights how comedy can also be a force for addressing important issues.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker argues for allowing people to say what they want in online comments without fear of repercussion from others.
49:01 - 52:35 (03:34)
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Free Speech
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The speaker argues for allowing people to say what they want in online comments without fear of repercussion from others.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about the importance of speaking recklessly in comedy and not censoring others, even if you don't agree with what they are saying.
52:35 - 56:24 (03:48)
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comedy
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A comedian talks about the importance of speaking recklessly in comedy and not censoring others, even if you don't agree with what they are saying.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their approach to starting a comedy bit with a risky statement to engage the audience.
56:24 - 59:36 (03:11)
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Comedy
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The speaker shares their approach to starting a comedy bit with a risky statement to engage the audience. However, they express concern about potential backlash and being "canceled."

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host and his guest discuss the comfortability of being naked around other men, debating if it is generational or personal preference.
59:36 - 1:01:42 (02:06)
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Comfortability, Masculinity
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The host and his guest discuss the comfortability of being naked around other men, debating if it is generational or personal preference. The guest shares that he is comfortable being naked around other men, especially when showering on his tour bus.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Comedian discusses the normalcy of changing and showering habits and how it relates to job security.
1:01:42 - 1:04:38 (02:56)
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Comedy
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Comedian discusses the normalcy of changing and showering habits and how it relates to job security.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The podcast features a strange quote that includes profanity and seems to be directed at someone called "Spans."
1:04:39 - 1:06:52 (02:13)
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Unknown
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The podcast features a strange quote that includes profanity and seems to be directed at someone called "Spans."

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast features unscripted conversations, filled with booze, fratology, and raunchy humor.
1:06:52 - 1:08:16 (01:23)
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Comedy
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The podcast features unscripted conversations, filled with booze, fratology, and raunchy humor. Listeners can enjoy a good laugh without any apologies.

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Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer