Episode
Ep. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:33:33
Published: Mon Dec 20 2021
Description
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Chapters
On this episode of Two Bears, One Cave, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura dive into relationship advice, discussing why couples fight and what to do when you think you might be talking too much.
00:00 - 01:01 (01:01)
Summary
On this episode of Two Bears, One Cave, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura dive into relationship advice, discussing why couples fight and what to do when you think you might be talking too much. They also have an ad for Diet Smoke, promoting their Delta 8 THC gummies.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
An advertisement for Delta 8 THC gummies and Deal Dash, an online shopping platform with an auction component.
01:01 - 03:45 (02:44)
Summary
An advertisement for Delta 8 THC gummies and Deal Dash, an online shopping platform with an auction component. Promo code bears is offered for 20% off at Diet Smoke.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the side effects and sensations they experienced after undergoing nerve surgery, including nervousness around activities that could potentially cause injury.
03:45 - 05:35 (01:50)
Summary
The speaker discusses the side effects and sensations they experienced after undergoing nerve surgery, including nervousness around activities that could potentially cause injury.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes someone with arrogant and self-centered behavior as someone who thinks he is better than others and is always on his phone, missing out on important things.
05:36 - 09:32 (03:56)
Summary
The speaker describes someone with arrogant and self-centered behavior as someone who thinks he is better than others and is always on his phone, missing out on important things.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A customer walked behind the counter at a restaurant and witnessed a chaotic scene where customers and staff were fighting, including a chef with one arm grabbing someone by the hair and throwing them.
09:32 - 11:19 (01:47)
Summary
A customer walked behind the counter at a restaurant and witnessed a chaotic scene where customers and staff were fighting, including a chef with one arm grabbing someone by the hair and throwing them.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A girl was caught on camera hitting her rival on the head with a shovel, resulting in cries of outrage and calls for identifying the assailant.
11:19 - 13:57 (02:37)
Summary
A girl was caught on camera hitting her rival on the head with a shovel, resulting in cries of outrage and calls for identifying the assailant.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two girls get into a physical altercation over a boy, with one girl being deemed less attractive and chased out of the room.
13:58 - 16:38 (02:39)
Summary
Two girls get into a physical altercation over a boy, with one girl being deemed less attractive and chased out of the room. The fight is seen in a video that goes viral.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes inappropriate comments on the appearance of a young woman with tattoos.
16:38 - 18:45 (02:07)
Summary
The speaker makes inappropriate comments on the appearance of a young woman with tattoos.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of getting into a fight at Jesuit and getting thrown on his head without even realizing it.
18:47 - 21:59 (03:12)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience of getting into a fight at Jesuit and getting thrown on his head without even realizing it.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast transcript is a series of random phrases and words with no coherent message or topic.
21:59 - 24:40 (02:40)
Summary
The podcast transcript is a series of random phrases and words with no coherent message or topic.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Whoop Four Dot O is a small and smart wearable fitness device with biometric tracking for skin temperature, blood oxygen and more.
24:40 - 28:53 (04:13)
Summary
Whoop Four Dot O is a small and smart wearable fitness device with biometric tracking for skin temperature, blood oxygen and more. It is waterproof and available for free with a Whoop Four Dot O membership.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses various signs of cognitive decline, including difficulty remembering names and phone numbers, mood swings, depression and anxiety, confusion and disorientation.
28:53 - 33:09 (04:15)
Summary
The speaker discusses various signs of cognitive decline, including difficulty remembering names and phone numbers, mood swings, depression and anxiety, confusion and disorientation.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker struggles to remember names and determine sender identities in emails, causing some humorous confusion.
33:09 - 36:10 (03:01)
Summary
The speaker struggles to remember names and determine sender identities in emails, causing some humorous confusion.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of friends jokes about one friend's new boyfriend and describes their ideal partner while throwing in some random names.
36:10 - 38:37 (02:27)
Summary
A group of friends jokes about one friend's new boyfriend and describes their ideal partner while throwing in some random names.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast discusses the traits of selfless individuals, including those who make parties better and prioritize the experiences of others.
38:37 - 40:53 (02:15)
Summary
This podcast discusses the traits of selfless individuals, including those who make parties better and prioritize the experiences of others. It also touches on the importance of listening to the advice of a partner regarding financial decision-making.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a person who is overly supportive and compares him to a character from a TV show.
40:53 - 44:05 (03:12)
Summary
The speaker talks about a person who is overly supportive and compares him to a character from a TV show.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, a comedian discusses his experience attending his first UFC fight and the phenomenon of ASMR.
48:43 - 51:37 (02:53)
Summary
In this podcast episode, a comedian discusses his experience attending his first UFC fight and the phenomenon of ASMR. He also reveals that he watches and enjoys UFC fights despite not being an expert in the sport.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
New customers can bet just $5 on any NBA team and win $150 and free bets with Draft King Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NBA.
51:37 - 55:58 (04:21)
Summary
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EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Enjoy the sound of rainfall for a relaxing night's sleep, especially after a long day of hard work.
55:59 - 59:27 (03:28)
Summary
Enjoy the sound of rainfall for a relaxing night's sleep, especially after a long day of hard work.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker touches on the topics of Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) and numbers, discussing how ASMR appeals in part because it is divorced from visual representations, and asking the listener if they know their number.
59:28 - 1:01:57 (02:29)
Summary
The speaker touches on the topics of Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) and numbers, discussing how ASMR appeals in part because it is divorced from visual representations, and asking the listener if they know their number.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker used vulgar language and insults in a conversation with someone who was speaking Hebrew.
1:01:57 - 1:04:11 (02:13)
Summary
The speaker used vulgar language and insults in a conversation with someone who was speaking Hebrew.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Lors d'une conversation informelle, des astuces sont évoquées pour mieux dormir la nuit, comme arrêter les écrans avant de se coucher ou écouter un livre audio pour se relaxer.
1:04:11 - 1:06:22 (02:11)
Summary
Lors d'une conversation informelle, des astuces sont évoquées pour mieux dormir la nuit, comme arrêter les écrans avant de se coucher ou écouter un livre audio pour se relaxer.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his partner's sleep apnea and snoring habits, and how they impacted their relationship.
1:06:24 - 1:09:48 (03:24)
Summary
The speaker discusses his partner's sleep apnea and snoring habits, and how they impacted their relationship.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses discomfort with the nationalism that accompanied Rose's victory in her fight and jokes that she would not want to fight Rose because of her superior fighting abilities.
1:09:48 - 1:13:56 (04:08)
Summary
The speaker expresses discomfort with the nationalism that accompanied Rose's victory in her fight and jokes that she would not want to fight Rose because of her superior fighting abilities.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about finding many women he encounters to be very attractive and beautiful.
1:13:56 - 1:16:48 (02:52)
Summary
The speaker talks about finding many women he encounters to be very attractive and beautiful.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes the physical attributes of a UFC fighter, noting their good looks and the way they wear a beanie.
1:16:48 - 1:19:15 (02:27)
Summary
The speaker describes the physical attributes of a UFC fighter, noting their good looks and the way they wear a beanie. They also wonder if genetics play a role in their appearance and fighting abilities.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss their beliefs on the average size of an MMA fighter's penis, speculating that it may be longer than the average man's.
1:19:15 - 1:21:15 (02:00)
Summary
The hosts discuss their beliefs on the average size of an MMA fighter's penis, speculating that it may be longer than the average man's.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses admiration for a comedian's height, comedy special, and basketball skills.
1:21:15 - 1:22:31 (01:16)
Summary
The speaker expresses admiration for a comedian's height, comedy special, and basketball skills.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the importance of training in fighting and the potential consequences of engaging with an untrained individual in a physical altercation.
1:22:31 - 1:24:47 (02:16)
Summary
The speaker discusses the importance of training in fighting and the potential consequences of engaging with an untrained individual in a physical altercation.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A snippet of unintelligible commentary about a person's inability to read a shirt and someone blocking the way.
1:24:47 - 1:26:57 (02:10)
Summary
A snippet of unintelligible commentary about a person's inability to read a shirt and someone blocking the way.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about MMA, traffic, and social media.
1:26:57 - 1:29:29 (02:32)
Summary
A conversation about MMA, traffic, and social media.
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversational podcast, the speakers use filler words such as "like" and reference inside jokes like "being a Liam" and "having an inner Randy".
1:29:29 - 1:31:58 (02:29)
Summary
In this conversational podcast, the speakers use filler words such as "like" and reference inside jokes like "being a Liam" and "having an inner Randy".
EpisodeEp. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers are discussing their plans to do an episode in LA at one of their places.
1:31:58 - 1:33:19 (01:21)
Summary
The speakers are discussing their plans to do an episode in LA at one of their places.