Episode
Ep. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:16:15
Published: Mon Mar 01 2021
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Chapters
In this episode, the host talks about his own struggles with body image and how people should focus on self-love and acceptance.
00:00 - 01:25 (01:25)
Summary
In this episode, the host talks about his own struggles with body image and how people should focus on self-love and acceptance.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian, Tim Dillon, discusses the concepts of age and sexual consent, and how societal perceptions often affect our judgments.
01:25 - 03:22 (01:56)
Summary
The comedian, Tim Dillon, discusses the concepts of age and sexual consent, and how societal perceptions often affect our judgments.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts memories of his childhood friend Alan, who is now a famous author, and how their mutual friends from college were also friends with Alan.
03:22 - 05:08 (01:45)
Summary
The speaker recounts memories of his childhood friend Alan, who is now a famous author, and how their mutual friends from college were also friends with Alan.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about wishing good luck to his best friend named Ant, whom he describes as someone that everybody knows.
05:08 - 07:16 (02:08)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about wishing good luck to his best friend named Ant, whom he describes as someone that everybody knows.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls an awkward conversation with his friends in which they tried to coerce girls into teaching them how to kiss in middle school.
07:16 - 09:46 (02:29)
Summary
The speaker recalls an awkward conversation with his friends in which they tried to coerce girls into teaching them how to kiss in middle school.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes inappropriate and offensive comments regarding age and sexual consent, insinuating that being 14 and attractive makes someone fair game for molestation.
09:46 - 12:44 (02:58)
Summary
The speaker makes inappropriate and offensive comments regarding age and sexual consent, insinuating that being 14 and attractive makes someone fair game for molestation.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript describes a violent altercation in which a man is attacked and his brother retaliates by striking the attacker in the back of the head.
12:44 - 16:18 (03:34)
Summary
The transcript describes a violent altercation in which a man is attacked and his brother retaliates by striking the attacker in the back of the head. The altercation results in the attacker having his blood wiped onto another individual.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of training in boxing and realizing how much he didn't know, comparing it to comparing a street fighter to a professional boxer.
16:18 - 21:14 (04:55)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience of training in boxing and realizing how much he didn't know, comparing it to comparing a street fighter to a professional boxer.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two guys get into a confrontation in a men's bathroom, with one telling the other to leave, but it's not clear what caused the altercation.
21:14 - 23:24 (02:10)
Summary
Two guys get into a confrontation in a men's bathroom, with one telling the other to leave, but it's not clear what caused the altercation.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a bar fight he was in with three friends that attracted the attention of other football players, and how he was surprised by the viral success of a video of the incident.
23:24 - 25:45 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker recounts a bar fight he was in with three friends that attracted the attention of other football players, and how he was surprised by the viral success of a video of the incident.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The guest speaker on the podcast made an inappropriate comment about Bobby Shmurda being on a private jet with "three white hoes" after his release from prison, questioning if it would violate his parole.
25:45 - 28:28 (02:43)
Summary
The guest speaker on the podcast made an inappropriate comment about Bobby Shmurda being on a private jet with "three white hoes" after his release from prison, questioning if it would violate his parole.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Breakfast Club discusses the recent controversy around a picture with Bobby Schmurda, Quavo, and three white women, with Charlemagne expressing his frustration at Shmurda's post-prison choices.
28:28 - 30:08 (01:39)
Summary
The Breakfast Club discusses the recent controversy around a picture with Bobby Schmurda, Quavo, and three white women, with Charlemagne expressing his frustration at Shmurda's post-prison choices.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura discusses the line between joking and being mean when it comes to his friends and their physical appearance, specifically mentioning a friend's potential cosmetic dental procedure.
30:08 - 32:48 (02:40)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura discusses the line between joking and being mean when it comes to his friends and their physical appearance, specifically mentioning a friend's potential cosmetic dental procedure.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura talks about the reach of his and fellow comedian Bert Kreischer's podcast, "Two Bears, One Cave", and the moment Jennifer Aniston reposted a segment in her Instagram stories, leading to an influx of calls to Segura to explain the bit.
32:48 - 35:54 (03:05)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura talks about the reach of his and fellow comedian Bert Kreischer's podcast, "Two Bears, One Cave", and the moment Jennifer Aniston reposted a segment in her Instagram stories, leading to an influx of calls to Segura to explain the bit.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speakers discuss the egos of comedians and how they perceive themselves compared to others in their field.
35:55 - 40:11 (04:16)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speakers discuss the egos of comedians and how they perceive themselves compared to others in their field.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their observations on the sometimes ego-driven content of Instagram stories, using the example of a friend's veganism after eating too much meat, and comments on the awkwardness of some social posts seeking validation.
40:11 - 43:23 (03:11)
Summary
The speaker shares their observations on the sometimes ego-driven content of Instagram stories, using the example of a friend's veganism after eating too much meat, and comments on the awkwardness of some social posts seeking validation.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his workout routine which includes deadlifts, planks, and rowing exercises.
43:23 - 46:36 (03:13)
Summary
The speaker shares his workout routine which includes deadlifts, planks, and rowing exercises.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Burt Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their thoughts on each other's glutes while in the shower.
46:36 - 48:37 (02:01)
Summary
Burt Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their thoughts on each other's glutes while in the shower.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man breaks his shin and has to get a rod put in his leg and a pin in his foot to recover.
48:37 - 50:42 (02:04)
Summary
A man breaks his shin and has to get a rod put in his leg and a pin in his foot to recover.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Dr. Wood received emergency orthopedic surgery at Harbor UCLA Medical Center for significant injuries in his right lower extremity, which included open and compound fractures that required insertion of a rod in the tibia.
50:42 - 52:40 (01:58)
Summary
Dr. Wood received emergency orthopedic surgery at Harbor UCLA Medical Center for significant injuries in his right lower extremity, which included open and compound fractures that required insertion of a rod in the tibia.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about an NBA All-Star who used a rehab service before and after a car accident, which led to some confusion among people who saw his social media post before the accident.
52:40 - 57:09 (04:29)
Summary
The speaker talks about an NBA All-Star who used a rehab service before and after a car accident, which led to some confusion among people who saw his social media post before the accident.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses dressing their character up as Patrice for the Tiger Woods game, reminiscing about playing the game with Patrice on a PSP.
57:09 - 1:01:22 (04:13)
Summary
The speaker discusses dressing their character up as Patrice for the Tiger Woods game, reminiscing about playing the game with Patrice on a PSP.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation revolves around a personal memory of Tiger Woods winning a tournament and a desire for a scotch and cigar.
1:01:22 - 1:03:33 (02:11)
Summary
The conversation revolves around a personal memory of Tiger Woods winning a tournament and a desire for a scotch and cigar.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of friends talk about the importance of deodorant and how it can lead to mistaken identity, specifically with a story about a friend named Ben.
1:03:33 - 1:05:18 (01:45)
Summary
A group of friends talk about the importance of deodorant and how it can lead to mistaken identity, specifically with a story about a friend named Ben.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about being sent to rehab for her addiction to white wine and marijuana and how she felt superior to the other addicts there.
1:05:18 - 1:06:52 (01:34)
Summary
The speaker talks about being sent to rehab for her addiction to white wine and marijuana and how she felt superior to the other addicts there.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a personal anecdote about her and her sisters' bike trip through the Alps and stopping to get wine along the way.
1:06:52 - 1:09:12 (02:20)
Summary
The speaker shares a personal anecdote about her and her sisters' bike trip through the Alps and stopping to get wine along the way.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions the idea of a long kayak adventure to track a pot of blue whales from island to island, and shares their love for collecting animal tusks, specifically ones that are going out of existence.
1:09:12 - 1:11:26 (02:14)
Summary
The speaker mentions the idea of a long kayak adventure to track a pot of blue whales from island to island, and shares their love for collecting animal tusks, specifically ones that are going out of existence. They also touch upon the idea of others having a dark side and catching grilled trout via kayak.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests an active adventure trip such as kayaking or scuba diving that would substitute drinking for fun.
1:11:26 - 1:12:50 (01:24)
Summary
The speaker suggests an active adventure trip such as kayaking or scuba diving that would substitute drinking for fun.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom is sold on a project that involves swimming with Great White Sharks off the coast of Mexico's Isle of Guadalupe.
1:12:51 - 1:15:51 (03:00)
Summary
Tom is sold on a project that involves swimming with Great White Sharks off the coast of Mexico's Isle of Guadalupe.
EpisodeEp. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom and Bert share their stories in a hilarious manner.
1:15:51 - 1:16:28 (00:37)
Summary
Tom and Bert share their stories in a hilarious manner.