Episode
Ep. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:13:32
Published: Mon Nov 09 2020
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Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% Bert Kreischer is back in the cave with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Tom start off this episode by reflecting on the guest hosts they had while Bert was away: Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, and Ryan Sickler. They also recap their live show and the unaired arm wrestling matches that took place at Studio Jeans after the show. They take a look at fan art that has been made for their film "Fat Astronauts," before calling journalist Michael Stahl to discuss cool new lanes of boy-girl films such as PLASTT, which is a big hit with the bears. This leads to a conversation about comedian and boy-girl expert Yoshi Obayashi. Todd and Bart move on to discuss their future athletic challenges. On the topic of basketball, they call Whitney Cummings who happens to be a great player. The bears wrap up by discussing who would be on their 5 on 5 teams and great red-headed players.
Chapters
The hosts discuss their affinity for Bobby Lee and the possibility of finding an unconventional fitness expert to have on the podcast.
00:00 - 01:44 (01:44)
Summary
The hosts discuss their affinity for Bobby Lee and the possibility of finding an unconventional fitness expert to have on the podcast. They also joke about working on a movie together with guest comedian Ryan Sickler.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experience of spending a great deal on COVID tests due to work requirements during the holidays.
01:44 - 04:59 (03:14)
Summary
The speaker talks about their experience of spending a great deal on COVID tests due to work requirements during the holidays.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their anxiety around drinking during celebrations such as weddings and 21st birthdays.
04:59 - 07:42 (02:43)
Summary
The speaker discusses their anxiety around drinking during celebrations such as weddings and 21st birthdays.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A podcaster reflects on the sudden success of their show and the attention it garnered, including offers for live shows and media coverage.
07:42 - 12:35 (04:53)
Summary
A podcaster reflects on the sudden success of their show and the attention it garnered, including offers for live shows and media coverage.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about their experience doing radio as a young person and mentions some famous radio hosts they remember listening to.
12:35 - 16:13 (03:38)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about their experience doing radio as a young person and mentions some famous radio hosts they remember listening to.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss how women post nudes all over Reddit for free and the different ways they come up with to get attention.
16:13 - 18:32 (02:18)
Summary
Two individuals discuss how women post nudes all over Reddit for free and the different ways they come up with to get attention.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on the distance men can shoot their semen during ejaculation, including interviews with individuals who post videos of themselves and the physical requirements involved.
18:32 - 21:47 (03:15)
Summary
A discussion on the distance men can shoot their semen during ejaculation, including interviews with individuals who post videos of themselves and the physical requirements involved.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The muscles in the penis weaken from use and age, making it difficult to maintain a strong erection in older men.
21:47 - 25:24 (03:37)
Summary
The muscles in the penis weaken from use and age, making it difficult to maintain a strong erection in older men. This is a common issue, as most men are actually average in size.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses cross-promotions on Netflix and remarks on the busyness of Bert.
25:24 - 28:24 (03:00)
Summary
The speaker discusses cross-promotions on Netflix and remarks on the busyness of Bert.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on the recent rise of ASMR videos, which are becoming increasingly popular among people seeking relaxation and entertainment.
28:24 - 30:51 (02:27)
Summary
A discussion on the recent rise of ASMR videos, which are becoming increasingly popular among people seeking relaxation and entertainment.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian expresses his disbelief that anyone would ask for explicit photos in exchange for promotional opportunities.
30:51 - 34:56 (04:04)
Summary
Comedian expresses his disbelief that anyone would ask for explicit photos in exchange for promotional opportunities.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a conversation where an individual offers help in promoting their special and uses inappropriate language.
34:56 - 36:30 (01:34)
Summary
The speaker describes a conversation where an individual offers help in promoting their special and uses inappropriate language.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Joey Diaz's banana bread story is a staple of Your Mom's House podcast.
36:30 - 39:51 (03:21)
Summary
Comedian Joey Diaz's banana bread story is a staple of Your Mom's House podcast. Diaz used to consume 2500 milligram loaves which resulted in hilarious consequences.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host shares a story of a previous guest who used to tell wild stories on podcasts, and specifically talks about one instance where the guest drove from Brea to LA and stopped at Jack in the Box on the way back.
39:51 - 42:34 (02:43)
Summary
The podcast host shares a story of a previous guest who used to tell wild stories on podcasts, and specifically talks about one instance where the guest drove from Brea to LA and stopped at Jack in the Box on the way back.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian and podcast host discusses the cultural impact of podcasting and his observations on the trend of podcast hosts becoming trending topics on social media.
42:34 - 45:37 (03:02)
Summary
Comedian and podcast host discusses the cultural impact of podcasting and his observations on the trend of podcast hosts becoming trending topics on social media.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan and his guest discuss the surprising age of Alex Jones and his infectious enthusiasm, while acknowledging some of the more fringe and controversial ideas he promotes on his show.
45:37 - 46:48 (01:10)
Summary
Joe Rogan and his guest discuss the surprising age of Alex Jones and his infectious enthusiasm, while acknowledging some of the more fringe and controversial ideas he promotes on his show.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tim Dillon discusses his skepticism towards conspiracy theories including the 9/11 attacks and Sandy Hook shooting.
46:48 - 48:04 (01:16)
Summary
Comedian Tim Dillon discusses his skepticism towards conspiracy theories including the 9/11 attacks and Sandy Hook shooting.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss golf swings and point out that Andrew Santino, who claims to be a good golfer, has never videotaped his swing.
48:04 - 51:03 (02:59)
Summary
The hosts discuss golf swings and point out that Andrew Santino, who claims to be a good golfer, has never videotaped his swing.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous anecdote is shared about a bet on golf and mistaken identity.
51:03 - 52:23 (01:19)
Summary
A humorous anecdote is shared about a bet on golf and mistaken identity.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer briefly touches on his views of human trafficking and later mentions his uncommon skill of playing basketball.
52:23 - 55:28 (03:04)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer briefly touches on his views of human trafficking and later mentions his uncommon skill of playing basketball.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host briefly mentions a woman guest who founded a movement against a cult and also talks about an episode where he portrayed a character in a relationship with an older man.
55:28 - 59:14 (03:46)
Summary
The host briefly mentions a woman guest who founded a movement against a cult and also talks about an episode where he portrayed a character in a relationship with an older man.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
There is a discussion about the cost of Whitney's house and a potential idea, but the speaker does not believe it will have the same benefits as pre-com childbirth.
59:14 - 1:02:03 (02:48)
Summary
There is a discussion about the cost of Whitney's house and a potential idea, but the speaker does not believe it will have the same benefits as pre-com childbirth. Whitney mentions considering buying the house next door.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer talks about skiing during a cough and how it feels like having a hard dick in a sauna with AIDS.
1:02:03 - 1:05:01 (02:58)
Summary
Bert Kreischer talks about skiing during a cough and how it feels like having a hard dick in a sauna with AIDS. He also mentions a conversation with his wife about voting for Kanye West.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experience driving on tracks, including drift tracks, and attending a co-ed school that had mostly boys and girls on the team.
1:05:01 - 1:07:40 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker talks about their experience driving on tracks, including drift tracks, and attending a co-ed school that had mostly boys and girls on the team.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their experience with athletics in high school, specifically playing basketball and only being able to play multiple sports if they were a star athlete.
1:07:40 - 1:09:44 (02:03)
Summary
The speaker discusses their experience with athletics in high school, specifically playing basketball and only being able to play multiple sports if they were a star athlete.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker believes that being athletic is a crucial trait for a point guard in basketball and suggests that a tennis player would make a good point guard due to their athleticism.
1:09:44 - 1:11:03 (01:19)
Summary
The speaker believes that being athletic is a crucial trait for a point guard in basketball and suggests that a tennis player would make a good point guard due to their athleticism.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this transcript excerpt, a group of individuals are attempting to brainstorm a potential lineup of comedians for a show in LA, but are struggling to come up with names.
1:11:03 - 1:12:17 (01:14)
Summary
In this transcript excerpt, a group of individuals are attempting to brainstorm a potential lineup of comedians for a show in LA, but are struggling to come up with names.
EpisodeEp. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the tension between female comedians, Amy Schumer and Whitney Cummings, and tease the next week's episode with guest Tim Dillon.
1:12:17 - 1:13:05 (00:47)
Summary
The hosts discuss the tension between female comedians, Amy Schumer and Whitney Cummings, and tease the next week's episode with guest Tim Dillon.