Episode
Ep. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:18:33
Published: Mon May 04 2020
Description
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's sobriety, the period of time in which people became attractive, and what the two of them are going to do after the quarantine is over. The two of them talk to Ryan Sickler, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and Joey Diaz on the phone. Tom also shares Norman Summerton's poutine video with Bert. What do YOU like on YOUR poutine? Let us know in the comment section below!
Chapters
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Sincura discuss their podcast, including how they're surprised by their high views and wishing they had better marketing skills.
00:00 - 01:16 (01:16)
Summary
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Sincura discuss their podcast, including how they're surprised by their high views and wishing they had better marketing skills.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Michael Hutchins, the late lead singer of the band INXS, lost his sense of smell and taste, which eventually drove him crazy.
01:16 - 03:42 (02:26)
Summary
Michael Hutchins, the late lead singer of the band INXS, lost his sense of smell and taste, which eventually drove him crazy. This is different from people who may be losing their sense of smell due to COVID-19 or other causes.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker jokingly discusses the idea of having sex with aging supermodels who may no longer receive the same amount of attention due to their age.
03:42 - 06:24 (02:42)
Summary
The speaker jokingly discusses the idea of having sex with aging supermodels who may no longer receive the same amount of attention due to their age.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the way women's appearance and attitude were perceived in the past, highlighting the lack of focus on personality traits and achievements.
06:24 - 10:10 (03:46)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the way women's appearance and attitude were perceived in the past, highlighting the lack of focus on personality traits and achievements.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast snippet, the hosts discuss unrealistic beauty standards such as gray roots and facial hair.
10:12 - 13:43 (03:31)
Summary
In this podcast snippet, the hosts discuss unrealistic beauty standards such as gray roots and facial hair.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses frustration with the traditional approach of counting sober days consecutively, stating that it can hinder one's ability to have a good time.
17:02 - 19:02 (02:00)
Summary
The speaker expresses frustration with the traditional approach of counting sober days consecutively, stating that it can hinder one's ability to have a good time.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker talks about how some individuals in the sober community may not appreciate certain approaches or styles and may criticize others who have a different perspective.
19:02 - 20:50 (01:48)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speaker talks about how some individuals in the sober community may not appreciate certain approaches or styles and may criticize others who have a different perspective. He suggests finding a way to respectfully respond to these criticisms.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan talks about his experience with sobriety and addresses critics who question the necessity of Sober October.
20:50 - 22:54 (02:04)
Summary
Joe Rogan talks about his experience with sobriety and addresses critics who question the necessity of Sober October.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing the temptation of drinking culture and how it is sometimes difficult to leave behind.
22:54 - 25:32 (02:37)
Summary
The speaker is discussing the temptation of drinking culture and how it is sometimes difficult to leave behind. He also jokes about the idea that days only count as drinking days if they are followed by another drinking day.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Learn how to make French Canadian poutine fries with a unique twist on the classic recipe.
25:32 - 27:20 (01:47)
Summary
Learn how to make French Canadian poutine fries with a unique twist on the classic recipe.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This snippet showcases objectification of women in Hollywood and the negative impact it can have on the industry.
27:20 - 28:52 (01:32)
Summary
This snippet showcases objectification of women in Hollywood and the negative impact it can have on the industry.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the viral video of "Tit Cup Guy" and question his motives for exposing his identity as the creator of the video.
28:52 - 31:40 (02:48)
Summary
The hosts discuss the viral video of "Tit Cup Guy" and question his motives for exposing his identity as the creator of the video.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admits guilt in stereotyping black people, particularly older black women, based on their love for hip hop music.
31:40 - 36:44 (05:03)
Summary
The speaker admits guilt in stereotyping black people, particularly older black women, based on their love for hip hop music. This perpetuates harmful stereotypes in the culture.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The provided text is too fragmented and lacks coherence to provide a meaningful summary.
36:44 - 39:28 (02:44)
Summary
The provided text is too fragmented and lacks coherence to provide a meaningful summary.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker rambles about drug experiences and wonders what his career would have been like if he had never tried them, mentioning successful comedians who have abstained from drug use, and makes a questionable remark about race.
39:28 - 42:46 (03:17)
Summary
The speaker rambles about drug experiences and wonders what his career would have been like if he had never tried them, mentioning successful comedians who have abstained from drug use, and makes a questionable remark about race.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker rambles about cocaine and compares the worth of Tom Cruise's acting abilities to a tree that he could rip out of the ground but knows better than to cause trouble.
42:46 - 44:58 (02:12)
Summary
The speaker rambles about cocaine and compares the worth of Tom Cruise's acting abilities to a tree that he could rip out of the ground but knows better than to cause trouble. He expresses hesitancy about whether or not he would want his daughter to try cocaine.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his limited experience using cocaine and discusses the effects of drugs like cocaine, morphine and heroin.
44:58 - 47:47 (02:49)
Summary
The speaker talks about his limited experience using cocaine and discusses the effects of drugs like cocaine, morphine and heroin.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts suggest doing a show with Dr. Drew where they all try a variety of drugs and share their experiences, but they acknowledge that Dr. Drew might not be willing to participate.
47:47 - 50:33 (02:45)
Summary
The hosts suggest doing a show with Dr. Drew where they all try a variety of drugs and share their experiences, but they acknowledge that Dr. Drew might not be willing to participate. They also discuss the risks of football players getting concussions and suggest kicking instead of playing the sport.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person discusses their sober journey, recalling their mother bringing them alcohol and their recent accomplishment of 42 days of sobriety.
50:33 - 52:43 (02:10)
Summary
A person discusses their sober journey, recalling their mother bringing them alcohol and their recent accomplishment of 42 days of sobriety.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation revolves around the idea of counting two days of sobriety in a row even if there is drinking involved.
52:43 - 55:25 (02:42)
Summary
The conversation revolves around the idea of counting two days of sobriety in a row even if there is drinking involved. They also touch on cutting cocaine lines.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer suggests starting his own version of Alcoholics Anonymous that allows for non-consecutive sober days, while Joe Rogan proposes doing a video where they try different drugs in small amounts and report on their experiences.
55:25 - 59:05 (03:40)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer suggests starting his own version of Alcoholics Anonymous that allows for non-consecutive sober days, while Joe Rogan proposes doing a video where they try different drugs in small amounts and report on their experiences. Kreischer also argues that taking breaks from sobriety and returning is a sign of strength rather than weakness.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The text is an incoherent and offensive rant with no clear topic or message.
59:05 - 1:01:50 (02:45)
Summary
The text is an incoherent and offensive rant with no clear topic or message.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the hosts delve into random conversations ranging from open-chested clothing preferences to eye injuries, and emphasize the value of being present and mindful in everyday life.
1:01:50 - 1:03:43 (01:52)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts delve into random conversations ranging from open-chested clothing preferences to eye injuries, and emphasize the value of being present and mindful in everyday life.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The overactivity of the immune system is what leads to many COVID-19 related deaths, which is contrary to popular belief.
1:03:43 - 1:06:49 (03:05)
Summary
The overactivity of the immune system is what leads to many COVID-19 related deaths, which is contrary to popular belief.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the implications of social media on personal behavior and the difficulty of navigating guidelines in the public sphere.
1:06:49 - 1:08:17 (01:28)
Summary
The speaker discusses the implications of social media on personal behavior and the difficulty of navigating guidelines in the public sphere.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes the feeling of being pulled out in an undertow, where there is no need to control the experience like drifting in the ocean, and expresses the desire to walk around people in a marketplace.
1:08:17 - 1:13:19 (05:01)
Summary
The speaker describes the feeling of being pulled out in an undertow, where there is no need to control the experience like drifting in the ocean, and expresses the desire to walk around people in a marketplace.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the historical shift in what is considered an attractive male body type and how societal standards have changed over time.
1:13:19 - 1:15:59 (02:40)
Summary
The hosts discuss the historical shift in what is considered an attractive male body type and how societal standards have changed over time.
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests doing an Instagram live sale for a limited edition hat release and talks about the newly released album called "Fuck You Bitch".
1:15:59 - 1:17:35 (01:36)
Summary
The speaker suggests doing an Instagram live sale for a limited edition hat release and talks about the newly released album called "Fuck You Bitch".
EpisodeEp. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two Bears One Cave is a podcast with no scripts, just two hosts enjoying a bit of booze and making dirty jokes.
1:17:35 - 1:18:27 (00:51)
Summary
Two Bears One Cave is a podcast with no scripts, just two hosts enjoying a bit of booze and making dirty jokes.