Episode
Ep. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:30:11
Published: Mon Jun 22 2020
Description
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Chapters
The speaker shares his thoughts about listening to audiobooks on heavy topics such as North Korea, slavery, and the Tulsa massacre in 1921, while also mentioning the comedy podcast "Two Bears".
00:00 - 01:28 (01:28)
Summary
The speaker shares his thoughts about listening to audiobooks on heavy topics such as North Korea, slavery, and the Tulsa massacre in 1921, while also mentioning the comedy podcast "Two Bears". He also mentions being focused on reading a book.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker challenges the listener to watch the top 10 Wild 'N Out closers, saying that the number one closer is "fucking awesome" and asking if the listener can rap battle like they do on the show.
01:28 - 03:09 (01:41)
Summary
The speaker challenges the listener to watch the top 10 Wild 'N Out closers, saying that the number one closer is "fucking awesome" and asking if the listener can rap battle like they do on the show. He proposes a hypothetical battle with himself on one team and the listener on Nick's team.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Chris Distefano talks about how he got sucked into the MTV show 'Wild 'N Out' and discusses his own comedic influences.
03:09 - 05:04 (01:55)
Summary
Comedian Chris Distefano talks about how he got sucked into the MTV show 'Wild 'N Out' and discusses his own comedic influences.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A confusing and unstructured segment featuring nonsensical comments about a person's character and experience with business meetings.
05:04 - 08:19 (03:15)
Summary
A confusing and unstructured segment featuring nonsensical comments about a person's character and experience with business meetings.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this interview recap, the speakers use filler language and discuss the possibility of a post-COVID bus tour.
08:22 - 10:19 (01:56)
Summary
In this interview recap, the speakers use filler language and discuss the possibility of a post-COVID bus tour. They also give a brief introduction to one of the individuals involved.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Cal is a doctor who remains calm and relaxed even when his patients have health concerns.
10:19 - 12:13 (01:53)
Summary
Cal is a doctor who remains calm and relaxed even when his patients have health concerns.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript mentions a comedian called Mark Norman and someone's ideas for a film.
12:13 - 13:37 (01:24)
Summary
This transcript mentions a comedian called Mark Norman and someone's ideas for a film.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their excitement for returning to the stage for stand-up comedy shows, despite some friends feeling uncomfortable charging people money to watch them perform.
13:37 - 15:28 (01:50)
Summary
The speaker expresses their excitement for returning to the stage for stand-up comedy shows, despite some friends feeling uncomfortable charging people money to watch them perform.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ari Shaffir is known for being a unique businessman and will only charge customers if he has an hour of prepared material.
15:28 - 17:34 (02:06)
Summary
Ari Shaffir is known for being a unique businessman and will only charge customers if he has an hour of prepared material.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The world is constantly changing and cultural differences play a big role in shaping perspectives.
17:34 - 20:05 (02:31)
Summary
The world is constantly changing and cultural differences play a big role in shaping perspectives. In this podcast episode, the host discusses the impact of these changes on comedy and how it affects the way jokes are perceived.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A YouTube personality is creating prank videos in which he asks white people to get down on their knees and apologize for being white.
20:05 - 23:27 (03:21)
Summary
A YouTube personality is creating prank videos in which he asks white people to get down on their knees and apologize for being white. The videos have sparked criticism for promoting divisive and harmful behavior.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers briefly discuss the topic of self-harm and make comparisons to other activities like drinking or getting into sports.
23:27 - 25:38 (02:11)
Summary
The speakers briefly discuss the topic of self-harm and make comparisons to other activities like drinking or getting into sports.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a rare natural phenomenon called the "green flash" that can be seen during sunsets and discusses how their father recently witnessed it.
25:38 - 27:24 (01:46)
Summary
The speaker talks about a rare natural phenomenon called the "green flash" that can be seen during sunsets and discusses how their father recently witnessed it.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous anecdote is shared about someone who doesn't get another person's personality.
27:24 - 30:01 (02:37)
Summary
A humorous anecdote is shared about someone who doesn't get another person's personality.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco and Conan O'Brien discuss their family's reactions to their respective stand-up comedy styles.
30:01 - 31:58 (01:56)
Summary
Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco and Conan O'Brien discuss their family's reactions to their respective stand-up comedy styles.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comparison of the design styles and overall tone of HGTV and DIY Network, with HGTV being described as more feminine and design-friendly than DIY Network's often tone-deaf and insensitive jokes.
31:58 - 33:54 (01:56)
Summary
A comparison of the design styles and overall tone of HGTV and DIY Network, with HGTV being described as more feminine and design-friendly than DIY Network's often tone-deaf and insensitive jokes.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the concept of a "lifestyle comedian" and how it relates to being a lifestyle brand, using the example of a comedian who focused on sex-related topics.
33:54 - 36:32 (02:37)
Summary
The speaker talks about the concept of a "lifestyle comedian" and how it relates to being a lifestyle brand, using the example of a comedian who focused on sex-related topics.
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The speaker discusses actors tweeting politics to ensure work and the trend of blocking people on social media platforms.
36:32 - 38:42 (02:10)
Summary
The speaker discusses actors tweeting politics to ensure work and the trend of blocking people on social media platforms.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comment was made about One America Network resembling a D3 college set and there was praise for the refreshing aspect of a news network just giving the news.
38:42 - 41:03 (02:20)
Summary
A comment was made about One America Network resembling a D3 college set and there was praise for the refreshing aspect of a news network just giving the news.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the idea of cancel culture and how it can become a slippery slope, leading to the cancellation of individuals for simply liking something others may disapprove of.
41:03 - 44:56 (03:53)
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The speaker discusses the idea of cancel culture and how it can become a slippery slope, leading to the cancellation of individuals for simply liking something others may disapprove of.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The burden of finding solutions is now up to individuals and not governments.
44:56 - 47:49 (02:52)
Summary
The burden of finding solutions is now up to individuals and not governments. In an interview, Ari instructed someone to go find the police-free zone created in Scandinavia, and now in Seattle, individuals are taking matters into their own hands by blocking off 11 square blocks for a police-free zone.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The host discusses the issue of rushing to judgement based on biased social media posts and stresses the importance of researching and understanding both sides.
47:49 - 50:27 (02:37)
Summary
The host discusses the issue of rushing to judgement based on biased social media posts and stresses the importance of researching and understanding both sides.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two podcast hosts joke around and debate on how to pronounce the word "nightmare".
50:27 - 51:34 (01:06)
Summary
Two podcast hosts joke around and debate on how to pronounce the word "nightmare".
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The Supreme Court has ruled that LGBTQ+ individuals are protected from workplace discrimination under the Civil Rights Act, a blow to the Trump administration's argument that Title VII does not extend to sexual orientation and gender identity.
51:34 - 53:29 (01:55)
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The Supreme Court has ruled that LGBTQ+ individuals are protected from workplace discrimination under the Civil Rights Act, a blow to the Trump administration's argument that Title VII does not extend to sexual orientation and gender identity.
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Learn how to find the latest celebrity gossip on Google News by typing in relevant keywords and filtering the search results.
53:29 - 57:33 (04:03)
Summary
Learn how to find the latest celebrity gossip on Google News by typing in relevant keywords and filtering the search results.
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Comedian's past use of the N-word resurfaces and he defends it as a parody while his colleague discusses the impact of the word.
57:36 - 59:33 (01:57)
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Comedian's past use of the N-word resurfaces and he defends it as a parody while his colleague discusses the impact of the word.
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The speaker compliments Nicki Minaj's style and mentions her celebrity stickers.
59:33 - 1:01:41 (02:07)
Summary
The speaker compliments Nicki Minaj's style and mentions her celebrity stickers.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A conversation about a possible breakup and speculation on why it could be happening.
1:01:41 - 1:03:23 (01:42)
Summary
A conversation about a possible breakup and speculation on why it could be happening.
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A discussion about how betting on music production can become serious business.
1:03:23 - 1:05:36 (02:12)
Summary
A discussion about how betting on music production can become serious business.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A transcript containing an unintelligible conversation with no clear context or topic.
1:05:36 - 1:07:41 (02:04)
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A transcript containing an unintelligible conversation with no clear context or topic.
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Comedian Russell Peters discusses potential hip hop collaborations and tells a story about Wu-Tang Clan on a comedy special.
1:07:41 - 1:09:36 (01:55)
Summary
Comedian Russell Peters discusses potential hip hop collaborations and tells a story about Wu-Tang Clan on a comedy special.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts joke about inappropriate topics such as bestiality and fake breasts, while also asking awkward questions.
1:09:36 - 1:12:57 (03:20)
Summary
The hosts joke about inappropriate topics such as bestiality and fake breasts, while also asking awkward questions. They offer a free giveaway and mention a previous video with controversial content.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker expresses his distrust for seeing grown men walking around with an ice cream cone, attributing it to unnecessary calories and questioning the societal norms surrounding adults eating ice cream.
1:12:57 - 1:14:55 (01:58)
Summary
The speaker expresses his distrust for seeing grown men walking around with an ice cream cone, attributing it to unnecessary calories and questioning the societal norms surrounding adults eating ice cream.
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Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss the difference between donuts and ice cream and make jabs at each other about trying to be funny while deciding what to eat.
1:14:56 - 1:16:15 (01:18)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss the difference between donuts and ice cream and make jabs at each other about trying to be funny while deciding what to eat.
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The speaker discusses the societal pressure for men to appear masculine even when doing something as simple as licking an ice cream cone, and shares examples of men trying to subvert this pressure.
1:16:16 - 1:18:45 (02:29)
Summary
The speaker discusses the societal pressure for men to appear masculine even when doing something as simple as licking an ice cream cone, and shares examples of men trying to subvert this pressure.
EpisodeEp. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their extensive experience playing basketball and how it compares to their experiences with other sports.
1:18:45 - 1:22:11 (03:26)
Summary
The speaker shares their extensive experience playing basketball and how it compares to their experiences with other sports. They also contemplate the value of having the ability to hit a home run versus being able to dunk a basketball.