Episode
Ep. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:34:08
Published: Mon Dec 06 2021
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00:00 - 02:38 (02:38)
Summary
Saatva offers luxury, environmentally-friendly mattresses with huge savings due to not having physical stores, while Liquid IV is a daily hydration boost, and you can get discounts for both through specific URLs.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts share their personal stories of being locked up, including accidentally getting locked in an Alcatraz jail cell and being stopped by the police for no reason.
02:38 - 06:14 (03:35)
Summary
The hosts share their personal stories of being locked up, including accidentally getting locked in an Alcatraz jail cell and being stopped by the police for no reason.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a childhood experience of seeing a red beam and feeling an eerie presence which left them chilled.
06:14 - 09:28 (03:13)
Summary
The speaker recounts a childhood experience of seeing a red beam and feeling an eerie presence which left them chilled.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their childhood wet dreams and how it felt like a ghost-like presence.
09:28 - 12:13 (02:45)
Summary
The speaker discusses their childhood wet dreams and how it felt like a ghost-like presence. They also talk about looking at pictures of people they used to hook up with.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker finds it intriguing how people lip sync how they feel instead of telling it, and believes that this action tells other people how they feel.
13:38 - 16:11 (02:32)
Summary
The speaker finds it intriguing how people lip sync how they feel instead of telling it, and believes that this action tells other people how they feel. He mentions a woman he follows who posts lip sync videos.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians discuss their preferences for their face sizes and how it affects their appearance.
16:13 - 18:33 (02:19)
Summary
Comedians discuss their preferences for their face sizes and how it affects their appearance.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
An individual describes their decision to shave both their head and beard repeatedly.
18:33 - 22:41 (04:08)
Summary
An individual describes their decision to shave both their head and beard repeatedly.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is a transcription snippet without a clear topic.
22:41 - 29:16 (06:35)
Summary
This is a transcription snippet without a clear topic. The speaker mentions phrases such as "a porn star who puts their shirt in the middle," "knock out that gift list," and "grow the beard back and just be regular."
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura shares a story about a couple propositioning him for sex, and how the thought of a threesome can lead to awkwardness and discomfort.
29:17 - 33:08 (03:50)
Summary
Tom Segura shares a story about a couple propositioning him for sex, and how the thought of a threesome can lead to awkwardness and discomfort.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his fear of intimacy and how he copes with it by avoiding physical intimacy with others.
33:08 - 36:23 (03:15)
Summary
The speaker discusses his fear of intimacy and how he copes with it by avoiding physical intimacy with others. He also explores the idea of changing the branding of a city that is often associated with negative stereotypes.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation (albeit disjointed) between two individuals about small talk, storytelling, and mutual acquaintances.
36:23 - 38:50 (02:26)
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A conversation (albeit disjointed) between two individuals about small talk, storytelling, and mutual acquaintances.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on a hypothetical scenario in which one's body can morph into another person's body by swapping blood with them.
38:50 - 41:33 (02:42)
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A discussion on a hypothetical scenario in which one's body can morph into another person's body by swapping blood with them.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about inviting celebrity football players to a dinner and their eating habits.
41:33 - 45:05 (03:32)
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The speaker talks about inviting celebrity football players to a dinner and their eating habits. They also mention their love of finding new gear at outdoor stores.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast episode features an advertisement for BetterHelp, an online therapy service that provides a secure platform for licensed therapists to offer video, phone, and live chat sessions to clients in need.
45:05 - 49:43 (04:37)
Summary
The podcast episode features an advertisement for BetterHelp, an online therapy service that provides a secure platform for licensed therapists to offer video, phone, and live chat sessions to clients in need. Listeners can receive 10% off their first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/bears.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about racial stereotyping leads to a discussion about eye color and whether it is tied to race.
49:43 - 52:54 (03:10)
Summary
A conversation about racial stereotyping leads to a discussion about eye color and whether it is tied to race.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the percentage of people with blue, brown, and hazel eyes and the obsession with eye color in social media.
52:54 - 56:44 (03:50)
Summary
The podcast discusses the percentage of people with blue, brown, and hazel eyes and the obsession with eye color in social media.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian sets up a story in their stand-up routine, leading to a half hour of audience interaction and jokes.
56:44 - 1:01:58 (05:13)
Summary
A comedian sets up a story in their stand-up routine, leading to a half hour of audience interaction and jokes. The comedian expresses frustration with audience members trying to interject with their own stories or comments during the routine.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss the trend of younger comics focusing on personal branding rather than traditional standup, using the example of a comic known for taking his shirt off on stage who is also a skilled storyteller.
1:01:58 - 1:05:57 (03:59)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss the trend of younger comics focusing on personal branding rather than traditional standup, using the example of a comic known for taking his shirt off on stage who is also a skilled storyteller.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker thinks it would be hilarious if Shane was confident on roller skates because his physicality would make for a solid joke, and people would find it funny.
1:05:57 - 1:08:58 (03:01)
Summary
The speaker thinks it would be hilarious if Shane was confident on roller skates because his physicality would make for a solid joke, and people would find it funny.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
John Mann confidently takes on a Polar Plunge despite his dislike for it.
1:14:39 - 1:17:20 (02:40)
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John Mann confidently takes on a Polar Plunge despite his dislike for it.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer reflects on the mental gymnastics of lying to oneself to cover up past statements made on podcasts, while also sharing an amusing anecdote about his infamous ball picture.
1:17:20 - 1:19:53 (02:32)
Summary
Bert Kreischer reflects on the mental gymnastics of lying to oneself to cover up past statements made on podcasts, while also sharing an amusing anecdote about his infamous ball picture.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Learn a quick and delicious breakfast hack for leftover pizza by cutting a hole in the center and adding a cracked egg, then steaming it to perfection.
1:19:53 - 1:21:50 (01:56)
Summary
Learn a quick and delicious breakfast hack for leftover pizza by cutting a hole in the center and adding a cracked egg, then steaming it to perfection.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the idea of inviting football players to a surprise dinner while also joking about coming out as fat and inviting people to share their stories of being in the fridge.
1:21:50 - 1:26:15 (04:25)
Summary
The hosts discuss the idea of inviting football players to a surprise dinner while also joking about coming out as fat and inviting people to share their stories of being in the fridge.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript excerpt is difficult to summarize because the conversation jumps around and does not have a clear topic.
1:26:15 - 1:29:03 (02:47)
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This transcript excerpt is difficult to summarize because the conversation jumps around and does not have a clear topic.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A possible breakthrough gene-editing discovery may allow scientists to alter eye color through DNA manipulation.
1:29:03 - 1:30:54 (01:51)
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A possible breakthrough gene-editing discovery may allow scientists to alter eye color through DNA manipulation.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript features a conversation about someone's blue eyes and a compliment about good eyes on YouTube.
1:30:54 - 1:32:26 (01:31)
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This transcript features a conversation about someone's blue eyes and a compliment about good eyes on YouTube.
EpisodeEp. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian has two upcoming shows at the Met in Philadelphia for New Year's Eve.
1:32:26 - 1:34:01 (01:34)
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Comedian has two upcoming shows at the Met in Philadelphia for New Year's Eve.