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The hosts share their personal stories of being locked up, including accidentally getting locked in an Alcatraz jail cell and being stopped by the police for no reason.
The speaker recounts a childhood experience of seeing a red beam and feeling an eerie presence which left them chilled.
The speaker discusses their childhood wet dreams and how it felt like a ghost-like presence. They also talk about looking at pictures of people they used to hook up with.
The speaker finds it intriguing how people lip sync how they feel instead of telling it, and believes that this action tells other people how they feel. He mentions a woman he follows who posts lip sync videos.
Comedians discuss their preferences for their face sizes and how it affects their appearance.
An individual describes their decision to shave both their head and beard repeatedly.
This is a transcription snippet without a clear topic. The speaker mentions phrases such as "a porn star who puts their shirt in the middle," "knock out that gift list," and "grow the beard back and just be regular."
Tom Segura shares a story about a couple propositioning him for sex, and how the thought of a threesome can lead to awkwardness and discomfort.
The speaker discusses his fear of intimacy and how he copes with it by avoiding physical intimacy with others. He also explores the idea of changing the branding of a city that is often associated with negative stereotypes.
A conversation (albeit disjointed) between two individuals about small talk, storytelling, and mutual acquaintances.
A discussion on a hypothetical scenario in which one's body can morph into another person's body by swapping blood with them.
The speaker talks about inviting celebrity football players to a dinner and their eating habits. They also mention their love of finding new gear at outdoor stores.
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A conversation about racial stereotyping leads to a discussion about eye color and whether it is tied to race.
The podcast discusses the percentage of people with blue, brown, and hazel eyes and the obsession with eye color in social media.
A comedian sets up a story in their stand-up routine, leading to a half hour of audience interaction and jokes. The comedian expresses frustration with audience members trying to interject with their own stories or comments during the routine.
The podcast hosts discuss the trend of younger comics focusing on personal branding rather than traditional standup, using the example of a comic known for taking his shirt off on stage who is also a skilled storyteller.
The speaker thinks it would be hilarious if Shane was confident on roller skates because his physicality would make for a solid joke, and people would find it funny.
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John Mann confidently takes on a Polar Plunge despite his dislike for it.
Bert Kreischer reflects on the mental gymnastics of lying to oneself to cover up past statements made on podcasts, while also sharing an amusing anecdote about his infamous ball picture.
Learn a quick and delicious breakfast hack for leftover pizza by cutting a hole in the center and adding a cracked egg, then steaming it to perfection.
The hosts discuss the idea of inviting football players to a surprise dinner while also joking about coming out as fat and inviting people to share their stories of being in the fridge.
This transcript excerpt is difficult to summarize because the conversation jumps around and does not have a clear topic.
A possible breakthrough gene-editing discovery may allow scientists to alter eye color through DNA manipulation.
This transcript features a conversation about someone's blue eyes and a compliment about good eyes on YouTube.
Comedian has two upcoming shows at the Met in Philadelphia for New Year's Eve.