Episode
Ep. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:29:58
Published: Mon Aug 09 2021
Description
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Chapters
Incoherent and disconnected statements about conservatorships, surgery, and banking episodes.
00:00 - 00:53 (00:53)
Summary
Incoherent and disconnected statements about conservatorships, surgery, and banking episodes.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A podcast host shares a story about buying a Sea-Doo and ghost riding it, and discusses how he told his friend's daughter about it.
00:53 - 02:25 (01:31)
Summary
A podcast host shares a story about buying a Sea-Doo and ghost riding it, and discusses how he told his friend's daughter about it.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian recalls an experience of getting his beard trimmed by a Serbian barber and the funny conversation that followed.
02:25 - 06:08 (03:43)
Summary
A comedian recalls an experience of getting his beard trimmed by a Serbian barber and the funny conversation that followed.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of friends made a huge order at a McDonald's drive-thru, including 100 cheeseburgers, 10 Big Macs, and 100 nuggets, much to the surprise of the restaurant staff.
06:08 - 07:55 (01:46)
Summary
A group of friends made a huge order at a McDonald's drive-thru, including 100 cheeseburgers, 10 Big Macs, and 100 nuggets, much to the surprise of the restaurant staff.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is feeling homesick after seeing Dave Chappelle perform in Vegas and mentions that demand for shows is rising.
07:55 - 10:29 (02:34)
Summary
The speaker is feeling homesick after seeing Dave Chappelle perform in Vegas and mentions that demand for shows is rising.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host is asked if he's a "legit girl dad" and mentions that some of his staff members are experiencing their first time working for a girl dad.
10:29 - 13:18 (02:48)
Summary
The host is asked if he's a "legit girl dad" and mentions that some of his staff members are experiencing their first time working for a girl dad. He also comments on the correlation between being nice and owning an Asian restaurant.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation filled with multiple "likes" and "you knows", making the discussion difficult to follow.
13:18 - 16:26 (03:07)
Summary
A conversation filled with multiple "likes" and "you knows", making the discussion difficult to follow.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how the name "Mos Def" is often misunderstood, and how it actually refers to the rapper/actor of the same name.
16:26 - 18:18 (01:52)
Summary
The speaker talks about how the name "Mos Def" is often misunderstood, and how it actually refers to the rapper/actor of the same name.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host talks about the energy of live shows now that they are back, and shares a brief anecdote of being at a venue where Trump was rumored to be.
18:18 - 21:19 (03:00)
Summary
The podcast host talks about the energy of live shows now that they are back, and shares a brief anecdote of being at a venue where Trump was rumored to be.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person retells a story of someone claiming to be a big fan of something.
21:19 - 23:08 (01:49)
Summary
A person retells a story of someone claiming to be a big fan of something.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the nature of secrets and how they are shared with others, comparing the act to only telling a select few people.
23:08 - 25:56 (02:47)
Summary
The speaker discusses the nature of secrets and how they are shared with others, comparing the act to only telling a select few people.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast discusses the importance of keeping secrets and what can happen when someone is not trustworthy with confidential information.
25:56 - 28:42 (02:46)
Summary
This podcast discusses the importance of keeping secrets and what can happen when someone is not trustworthy with confidential information.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story of a phone hose exploding in their hand and getting soaking wet, which prompts a warning about the danger of telling secrets.
28:42 - 31:55 (03:12)
Summary
The speaker recounts a story of a phone hose exploding in their hand and getting soaking wet, which prompts a warning about the danger of telling secrets.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on how sharing a secret can feel like telling a kid a secret, and expresses concern over the potential negative outcomes of sharing a certain secret.
31:55 - 34:36 (02:40)
Summary
The speaker reflects on how sharing a secret can feel like telling a kid a secret, and expresses concern over the potential negative outcomes of sharing a certain secret.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss Tracy Morgan's alleged use of PCP and the assumptions people make about those who party hard.
34:36 - 38:22 (03:46)
Summary
The hosts discuss Tracy Morgan's alleged use of PCP and the assumptions people make about those who party hard.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about a celebrity they met and how their security guard allowed them to take pictures with her after the weigh-in.
38:22 - 40:24 (02:01)
Summary
The speaker shares a story about a celebrity they met and how their security guard allowed them to take pictures with her after the weigh-in.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the hard work and effort that goes into making a movie, and how no one hopes that their creation will disappoint or anger the audience.
40:24 - 45:24 (05:00)
Summary
The speaker discusses the hard work and effort that goes into making a movie, and how no one hopes that their creation will disappoint or anger the audience.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The episode discusses how TikTok has taken the world by storm, and how its top influencers are becoming mainstream celebrities.
45:24 - 48:04 (02:40)
Summary
The episode discusses how TikTok has taken the world by storm, and how its top influencers are becoming mainstream celebrities. There is a conversation about the cynicism surrounding the success of some TikTok influencers, such as Addison Rae.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Learn about TikTok influencer Addison Rae and how she quickly gained a massive following for her makeup skills and dance videos.
48:04 - 50:16 (02:11)
Summary
Learn about TikTok influencer Addison Rae and how she quickly gained a massive following for her makeup skills and dance videos.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversation, the speaker defends Will Smith's immature behavior during his childhood in the entertainment industry and his rise to fame as a famous African-American celebrity who transitioned from a rapper to a movie star without any specific guidelines on how to do so.
50:16 - 53:24 (03:07)
Summary
In this conversation, the speaker defends Will Smith's immature behavior during his childhood in the entertainment industry and his rise to fame as a famous African-American celebrity who transitioned from a rapper to a movie star without any specific guidelines on how to do so.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses some of Will Smith's career highlights, including his role in the movie "Six Degrees of Separation" and his iconic character on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
53:24 - 55:48 (02:24)
Summary
The speaker discusses some of Will Smith's career highlights, including his role in the movie "Six Degrees of Separation" and his iconic character on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A review of the movie Drumline discussing its quality as a great film.
55:48 - 58:42 (02:54)
Summary
A review of the movie Drumline discussing its quality as a great film.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the topic of conservatorships and whether Britney Spears should be in one.
58:43 - 1:02:08 (03:25)
Summary
The hosts discuss the topic of conservatorships and whether Britney Spears should be in one. They share examples of other celebrities who have been placed in conservatorships and debate the pros and cons of this legal arrangement.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation dealing with topics like Nick Cage purchasing numerous homes and Brittany Spear’s situation with the public’s concern for her well-being.
1:02:08 - 1:04:35 (02:26)
Summary
A conversation dealing with topics like Nick Cage purchasing numerous homes and Brittany Spear’s situation with the public’s concern for her well-being.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about Sebastian earning $20 million consistently every year and then abruptly switches the topic to lobbying for a conservatorship for Brittany.
1:04:36 - 1:06:43 (02:07)
Summary
The speaker talks about Sebastian earning $20 million consistently every year and then abruptly switches the topic to lobbying for a conservatorship for Brittany.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Johnny Depp is accusing his management firm of borrowing $34 million in loans in his name, leading to a hard money loan of $12.5 million at 10% interest in 2014, while the suit against the management firm suggests Depp has a $2 million per month spending habit.
1:06:43 - 1:09:51 (03:08)
Summary
Johnny Depp is accusing his management firm of borrowing $34 million in loans in his name, leading to a hard money loan of $12.5 million at 10% interest in 2014, while the suit against the management firm suggests Depp has a $2 million per month spending habit.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast discusses the insane spending habits of a millionaire, including owning 45 luxury vehicles, spending $200,000 a month on private air travel, and even spending millions to shoot his friend out of a cannon.
1:09:51 - 1:11:28 (01:37)
Summary
This podcast discusses the insane spending habits of a millionaire, including owning 45 luxury vehicles, spending $200,000 a month on private air travel, and even spending millions to shoot his friend out of a cannon.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the cost of shooting someone out of the sky and taking pleasure in the idea of spending money on such an action.
1:11:28 - 1:12:40 (01:11)
Summary
The speaker talks about the cost of shooting someone out of the sky and taking pleasure in the idea of spending money on such an action.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker emphasizes the need to diversify rental properties by having them in different locations, such as Paris, New York, Montana, or Aspen, to attract a wider range of tenants.
1:12:40 - 1:14:27 (01:47)
Summary
The speaker emphasizes the need to diversify rental properties by having them in different locations, such as Paris, New York, Montana, or Aspen, to attract a wider range of tenants.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast joke about how much money they would spend on their daughters, including buying a lake house and a $7,000 couch, and compare themselves to actresses like Lori Loughlin.
1:14:28 - 1:15:36 (01:08)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast joke about how much money they would spend on their daughters, including buying a lake house and a $7,000 couch, and compare themselves to actresses like Lori Loughlin.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people discuss a car that one of them wants to buy, commenting on its appearance.
1:15:36 - 1:17:00 (01:23)
Summary
Two people discuss a car that one of them wants to buy, commenting on its appearance.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A story of a man considering buying an expensive gift for a 16-year-old girl and calculating the cost.
1:17:00 - 1:18:15 (01:14)
Summary
A story of a man considering buying an expensive gift for a 16-year-old girl and calculating the cost.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss Magic Johnson's Instagram, including his lavish vacation and mundane posts about everyday activities.
1:18:15 - 1:19:15 (01:00)
Summary
The hosts discuss Magic Johnson's Instagram, including his lavish vacation and mundane posts about everyday activities.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on the differences between eating freshly caught fish on a yacht versus eating the same in Greece, as well as the topic of food waste.
1:19:16 - 1:20:34 (01:17)
Summary
A discussion on the differences between eating freshly caught fish on a yacht versus eating the same in Greece, as well as the topic of food waste.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts admire a comment on a social media post for its subtlety and humor, while questioning the identity of a person in a photo.
1:20:34 - 1:22:11 (01:36)
Summary
The hosts admire a comment on a social media post for its subtlety and humor, while questioning the identity of a person in a photo.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a bizarre experience of being approached by someone talking about catching a 2'6" grouper and finding "these white people" while shopping.
1:22:12 - 1:23:35 (01:23)
Summary
The speaker shares a bizarre experience of being approached by someone talking about catching a 2'6" grouper and finding "these white people" while shopping.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about a person's admiration for someone's child
1:23:35 - 1:25:00 (01:24)
Summary
A conversation about a person's admiration for someone's child
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers talk about musicians' dress styles, with one mentioning the baggy clothes and combat boots and the other noting they dress like hippies.
1:25:01 - 1:28:31 (03:29)
Summary
The speakers talk about musicians' dress styles, with one mentioning the baggy clothes and combat boots and the other noting they dress like hippies. They also mention a gallows humor in the music industry.
EpisodeEp. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Summary
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