Episode
Ep. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:11:47
Published: Mon Aug 16 2021
Description
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Chapters
Comedian makes a joke about orgasm in front of his daughters after receiving an achievement in comedy award.
00:00 - 00:57 (00:57)
Summary
Comedian makes a joke about orgasm in front of his daughters after receiving an achievement in comedy award.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses spearheading the drive-in movie trend during the pandemic and being recognized for it in a New York Times article.
00:58 - 02:42 (01:43)
Summary
The speaker discusses spearheading the drive-in movie trend during the pandemic and being recognized for it in a New York Times article. Jim Gaffigan also expressed interest in joining the trend.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a recent New York Times article about vaccines and admission to events and shares their personal opinion.
02:42 - 04:41 (01:59)
Summary
The speaker discusses a recent New York Times article about vaccines and admission to events and shares their personal opinion.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares about how he got help with podcast ad sales and advises everyone to hold onto good friendships.
04:41 - 07:59 (03:17)
Summary
The speaker shares about how he got help with podcast ad sales and advises everyone to hold onto good friendships. He also mentions a question about when to stop taking meds that was not fully addressed.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host tells a story about a friend who gave him a health advice which involved rubbing different substances on himself, sitting in a sauna and not drinking water.
07:59 - 12:46 (04:46)
Summary
The host tells a story about a friend who gave him a health advice which involved rubbing different substances on himself, sitting in a sauna and not drinking water.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts the time when his business went viral and he unexpectedly received bonuses, despite being warned that he was a "flash in the pan".
12:46 - 16:32 (03:46)
Summary
The speaker recounts the time when his business went viral and he unexpectedly received bonuses, despite being warned that he was a "flash in the pan". He also reflects on a time when someone spoke negatively about him during a personal health crisis.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
No meaningful information can be derived from this transcript due to numerous fragmented and nonsensical statements.
16:32 - 19:24 (02:52)
Summary
No meaningful information can be derived from this transcript due to numerous fragmented and nonsensical statements.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals engage in an inappropriate and explicit conversation about a massage therapist who supposedly makes his clients ejaculate.
19:24 - 21:14 (01:50)
Summary
Two individuals engage in an inappropriate and explicit conversation about a massage therapist who supposedly makes his clients ejaculate.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the use of physical gestures in communication and analyzes a specific instance in a TV show where aggressive walking is used to convey a message.
23:33 - 26:58 (03:24)
Summary
The podcast discusses the use of physical gestures in communication and analyzes a specific instance in a TV show where aggressive walking is used to convey a message.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers engage in inappropriate, explicit conversation about sexual conduct with animals before discussing a potential video project with a woman expert.
27:00 - 29:38 (02:38)
Summary
The speakers engage in inappropriate, explicit conversation about sexual conduct with animals before discussing a potential video project with a woman expert.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses how he has reached a point where he would be willing to engage in sexual activities with anyone or even inanimate objects.
29:38 - 32:40 (03:02)
Summary
The speaker expresses how he has reached a point where he would be willing to engage in sexual activities with anyone or even inanimate objects.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A reminiscence of an embarrassing encounter with a girl in ninth grade, including accidental ejaculation and an interrupted masturbation session.
32:40 - 35:22 (02:41)
Summary
A reminiscence of an embarrassing encounter with a girl in ninth grade, including accidental ejaculation and an interrupted masturbation session.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a situation where he believed a woman was making sexual advances towards him, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.
35:22 - 37:20 (01:58)
Summary
The speaker discusses a situation where he believed a woman was making sexual advances towards him, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker was proposed to work as a porn actor for 30 days in exchange for complete control over the final product.
37:20 - 39:13 (01:52)
Summary
The speaker was proposed to work as a porn actor for 30 days in exchange for complete control over the final product. However, they feel apprehensive about the proposition and think it would be a lot of work for something that just looks nice.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this segment, the speaker makes a vulgar joke about Tom Segura and Bert Kreisler while also teasing future guests on their podcast.
39:13 - 40:58 (01:45)
Summary
In this segment, the speaker makes a vulgar joke about Tom Segura and Bert Kreisler while also teasing future guests on their podcast.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of a podcast suggest an unconventional live show idea involving strap-ons and a porn star in order to boost ticket sales.
41:00 - 42:38 (01:38)
Summary
The hosts of a podcast suggest an unconventional live show idea involving strap-ons and a porn star in order to boost ticket sales.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing her experience watching a movie in which she appears and her reaction to seeing herself on screen.
44:55 - 47:00 (02:04)
Summary
The speaker is discussing her experience watching a movie in which she appears and her reaction to seeing herself on screen.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience with anxiety about weight gain and how it can affect one's perspective of themselves.
47:00 - 48:44 (01:44)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience with anxiety about weight gain and how it can affect one's perspective of themselves.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two men joke about double penetrating a woman and discuss taking turns, making noises, and plugging up all their holes, while also considering having other “professionals” join in on the act.
48:44 - 49:42 (00:58)
Summary
Two men joke about double penetrating a woman and discuss taking turns, making noises, and plugging up all their holes, while also considering having other “professionals” join in on the act.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the hosts discuss how personal information can be leaked on the internet when people mistreat others, causing them to retaliate with private information.
49:42 - 51:00 (01:18)
Summary
In this podcast, the hosts discuss how personal information can be leaked on the internet when people mistreat others, causing them to retaliate with private information. The hosts also explore ways to protect personal information online.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion around the negative effects of cyberbullying and anonymity, and how it can give rise to nameless and faceless individuals who send mean messages to strangers.
51:00 - 53:35 (02:35)
Summary
A discussion around the negative effects of cyberbullying and anonymity, and how it can give rise to nameless and faceless individuals who send mean messages to strangers.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on the disturbing ways some people use text messages to manipulate and harass others, including sexually suggestive messages and false claims of incarcerated loved ones.
53:35 - 55:50 (02:15)
Summary
A discussion on the disturbing ways some people use text messages to manipulate and harass others, including sexually suggestive messages and false claims of incarcerated loved ones.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A female comedian received harassing messages from a 14-year-old boy, and after finding out his identity, one of her fellow comedians informed his mother of the situation and the boy faced the consequences of his actions.
55:50 - 1:00:40 (04:50)
Summary
A female comedian received harassing messages from a 14-year-old boy, and after finding out his identity, one of her fellow comedians informed his mother of the situation and the boy faced the consequences of his actions.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses handling online trolls and negative comments aimed at individuals on social media.
1:00:40 - 1:03:07 (02:26)
Summary
The podcast discusses handling online trolls and negative comments aimed at individuals on social media.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
During this episode, the speaker takes a moment to compliment a podcast host who they had previously mentioned in a negative light, acknowledging their talent and listenership.
1:03:07 - 1:04:52 (01:45)
Summary
During this episode, the speaker takes a moment to compliment a podcast host who they had previously mentioned in a negative light, acknowledging their talent and listenership.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience of being doxxed and harassed online and the emotional impact it had on them.
1:04:52 - 1:07:21 (02:29)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience of being doxxed and harassed online and the emotional impact it had on them.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests a strategy for managing personal phone numbers by regularly changing them and only sharing them with selected contacts.
1:07:21 - 1:10:54 (03:33)
Summary
The speaker suggests a strategy for managing personal phone numbers by regularly changing them and only sharing them with selected contacts.
EpisodeEp. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A friend congratulates another friend on an award and expresses regret for not being able to attend the event.
1:10:54 - 1:11:13 (00:19)
Summary
A friend congratulates another friend on an award and expresses regret for not being able to attend the event. They exchange pleasantries and make plans to see each other next year.