Episode
Ep. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:26:35
Published: Mon Apr 27 2020
Description
In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss vulgar tweets, how their parents differ, and music they hate. They also take a look at Bert's surprise birthday video for Tom. What's the best present YOU'VE ever been given?
Chapters
Bert was up for an easy money campaign but had to go through a social media check first, with the concern that hiring him might upset some people.
00:00 - 02:21 (02:21)
Summary
Bert was up for an easy money campaign but had to go through a social media check first, with the concern that hiring him might upset some people.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation takes a bizarre turn as the speakers discuss recording themselves going to the bathroom and a woman who resembled a "hot Nazi" sending flying dildos.
02:21 - 06:39 (04:18)
Summary
The conversation takes a bizarre turn as the speakers discuss recording themselves going to the bathroom and a woman who resembled a "hot Nazi" sending flying dildos.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts search through their texts to see who has used offensive language the most, while making inappropriate and inflammatory comments.
06:41 - 08:12 (01:31)
Summary
The hosts search through their texts to see who has used offensive language the most, while making inappropriate and inflammatory comments.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast features a discussion about cool Jews in Hollywood, flights, and blow jobs.
08:12 - 10:14 (02:01)
Summary
The podcast features a discussion about cool Jews in Hollywood, flights, and blow jobs. The Jew Crew performed at George's choir concert.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Kid Rock and Joey Diaz discuss their controversial views on race and prison in this week's Burtcast.
10:18 - 11:34 (01:16)
Summary
Comedians Kid Rock and Joey Diaz discuss their controversial views on race and prison in this week's Burtcast. Joey Diaz jokes about the lack of black people in prison while Kid Rock shares his love for black culture and comedy.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian defended their use of the N-word in private emails, comparing it to the controversial emails that were leaked during the 2014 Sony hack.
11:34 - 13:17 (01:43)
Summary
A comedian defended their use of the N-word in private emails, comparing it to the controversial emails that were leaked during the 2014 Sony hack. They discussed witnessing a woman use the racial slur against a Filipino woman and then report her to the police for harassing her.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The use of the N-word and racist language is a contentious issue, with some arguing that words are just words, and others recognizing the inherent power and history behind them.
13:17 - 15:05 (01:48)
Summary
The use of the N-word and racist language is a contentious issue, with some arguing that words are just words, and others recognizing the inherent power and history behind them. However, regardless of personal belief, it is important to acknowledge the impact of language and the responsibility that comes with using it.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The guest discusses their viral tweet about a meme from "Before the 90 Days".
15:05 - 17:19 (02:14)
Summary
The guest discusses their viral tweet about a meme from "Before the 90 Days". They then go on to talk about the craziness surrounding "Your Mom's House" and its past jokes.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Social media can be a toxic place even with an influx of positive content, and the hate can be magnified when you release a special or product.
17:22 - 19:59 (02:37)
Summary
Social media can be a toxic place even with an influx of positive content, and the hate can be magnified when you release a special or product.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how negative behavior can become infectious after receiving criticism, despite initially reacting with defensiveness.
19:59 - 22:58 (02:58)
Summary
The speaker discusses how negative behavior can become infectious after receiving criticism, despite initially reacting with defensiveness.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience at a country music concert and discusses the feeling of watching the crowd's reaction while critiquing the music itself.
22:58 - 27:10 (04:12)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience at a country music concert and discusses the feeling of watching the crowd's reaction while critiquing the music itself.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the varying levels of excitement and appreciation people have towards music and food, ranging from mild detachment to overwhelming devotion.
27:10 - 30:25 (03:15)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the varying levels of excitement and appreciation people have towards music and food, ranging from mild detachment to overwhelming devotion.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains an unintelligible conversation between two individuals.
30:25 - 33:08 (02:43)
Summary
This transcript contains an unintelligible conversation between two individuals.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing a song by Drake which is good, but not the greatest they have ever heard and how it is popular everywhere.
33:08 - 36:47 (03:39)
Summary
The speaker is discussing a song by Drake which is good, but not the greatest they have ever heard and how it is popular everywhere.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the struggle of setting enough alarms to actually wake up on time.
36:47 - 40:07 (03:19)
Summary
The speaker discusses the struggle of setting enough alarms to actually wake up on time.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A speaker shares his appreciation for the gentle and pleasant sound of his morning alarm, joking that he would pay a high price to obtain the tape with the noise.
40:07 - 43:20 (03:13)
Summary
A speaker shares his appreciation for the gentle and pleasant sound of his morning alarm, joking that he would pay a high price to obtain the tape with the noise.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their ability to attract toxic people into their life and recommends a podcast called "Dr. V".
43:20 - 45:38 (02:18)
Summary
The speaker reflects on their ability to attract toxic people into their life and recommends a podcast called "Dr. V".
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls having an inflated ego in childhood where he believed himself to be great, and had to be corrected by his father after boasting about winning a race in first grade.
45:38 - 47:41 (02:03)
Summary
The speaker recalls having an inflated ego in childhood where he believed himself to be great, and had to be corrected by his father after boasting about winning a race in first grade.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about playing tennis with a friend and the incentive of winning being a trip to the pet store for a new puppy.
47:41 - 50:19 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker shares a story about playing tennis with a friend and the incentive of winning being a trip to the pet store for a new puppy.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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50:19 - 54:12 (03:52)
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Unable to provide a summary as the text appears to be incomplete or unrelated to any specific topic.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a personal story about how he had to overcome his fear of rejection in order to pursue a career in comedy.
54:12 - 57:54 (03:41)
Summary
The speaker shares a personal story about how he had to overcome his fear of rejection in order to pursue a career in comedy.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert and Tom discuss Bert's mom's supportiveness towards cheating, and how she would encourage Bert if he left his wife for Whitney Cummings.
57:54 - 1:00:50 (02:56)
Summary
Bert and Tom discuss Bert's mom's supportiveness towards cheating, and how she would encourage Bert if he left his wife for Whitney Cummings.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a humorous incident where a roommate articulated his frustration with the visit of his father's friend who droned on and on about paintings.
1:00:50 - 1:04:15 (03:25)
Summary
The speaker recalls a humorous incident where a roommate articulated his frustration with the visit of his father's friend who droned on and on about paintings.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Stand-up comedian discusses how his dad tried marijuana edibles after being given one by his friend and how he got into stand-up comedy when YouTube was just becoming popular.
1:04:15 - 1:07:18 (03:03)
Summary
Stand-up comedian discusses how his dad tried marijuana edibles after being given one by his friend and how he got into stand-up comedy when YouTube was just becoming popular.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A speaker recounts a time when his father declined to hire him as a caddy for a man with a large amount of marijuana, leading to frustration.
1:07:18 - 1:09:07 (01:49)
Summary
A speaker recounts a time when his father declined to hire him as a caddy for a man with a large amount of marijuana, leading to frustration.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A podcast host talks about his experience golfing with a caddy who would whisper club choices to others and how having a caddy means playing by the rules.
1:09:07 - 1:11:37 (02:30)
Summary
A podcast host talks about his experience golfing with a caddy who would whisper club choices to others and how having a caddy means playing by the rules.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Adult performers sing "Happy Birthday" to a comedian's best friend, adding creative touches for a personalized and memorable experience.
1:11:37 - 1:15:59 (04:22)
Summary
Adult performers sing "Happy Birthday" to a comedian's best friend, adding creative touches for a personalized and memorable experience.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares about an awkward moment in which someone suggested being naked during a conversation, and also expresses admiration for a performer in the adult film industry.
1:15:59 - 1:17:17 (01:18)
Summary
The speaker shares about an awkward moment in which someone suggested being naked during a conversation, and also expresses admiration for a performer in the adult film industry.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian discusses how some comics may forget to stay on top of their publicity, leading to missed opportunities for fame.
1:17:17 - 1:19:24 (02:07)
Summary
A comedian discusses how some comics may forget to stay on top of their publicity, leading to missed opportunities for fame.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains a brief mention of Ron Jeremy being cool to someone, but the discussion mostly revolves around whether or not calling someone a "porn star" is a slur.
1:19:24 - 1:21:04 (01:39)
Summary
The transcript contains a brief mention of Ron Jeremy being cool to someone, but the discussion mostly revolves around whether or not calling someone a "porn star" is a slur.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the possibility of a movie featuring Evan Stone and his sexual experiences with young women at a sorority house.
1:21:04 - 1:24:06 (03:02)
Summary
The hosts discuss the possibility of a movie featuring Evan Stone and his sexual experiences with young women at a sorority house.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This segment of the podcast features a discussion about declining offers for strip club dances and a mention of a porn star named Adriana Tchek.
1:24:06 - 1:26:08 (02:02)
Summary
This segment of the podcast features a discussion about declining offers for strip club dances and a mention of a porn star named Adriana Tchek.
EpisodeEp. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
An introduction to the podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" hosted by Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura featuring no scripts, a bit of boozy conversation, amateur portology, dirty jokes and raunchy humor.
1:26:08 - 1:26:29 (00:21)
Summary
An introduction to the podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" hosted by Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura featuring no scripts, a bit of boozy conversation, amateur portology, dirty jokes and raunchy humor.