In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss vulgar tweets, how their parents differ, and music they hate. They also take a look at Bert's surprise birthday video for Tom. What's the best present YOU'VE ever been given?
Bert was up for an easy money campaign but had to go through a social media check first, with the concern that hiring him might upset some people.
The conversation takes a bizarre turn as the speakers discuss recording themselves going to the bathroom and a woman who resembled a "hot Nazi" sending flying dildos.
The hosts search through their texts to see who has used offensive language the most, while making inappropriate and inflammatory comments.
The podcast features a discussion about cool Jews in Hollywood, flights, and blow jobs. The Jew Crew performed at George's choir concert.
Comedians Kid Rock and Joey Diaz discuss their controversial views on race and prison in this week's Burtcast. Joey Diaz jokes about the lack of black people in prison while Kid Rock shares his love for black culture and comedy.
A comedian defended their use of the N-word in private emails, comparing it to the controversial emails that were leaked during the 2014 Sony hack. They discussed witnessing a woman use the racial slur against a Filipino woman and then report her to the police for harassing her.
The use of the N-word and racist language is a contentious issue, with some arguing that words are just words, and others recognizing the inherent power and history behind them. However, regardless of personal belief, it is important to acknowledge the impact of language and the responsibility that comes with using it.
The guest discusses their viral tweet about a meme from "Before the 90 Days". They then go on to talk about the craziness surrounding "Your Mom's House" and its past jokes.
Social media can be a toxic place even with an influx of positive content, and the hate can be magnified when you release a special or product.
The speaker discusses how negative behavior can become infectious after receiving criticism, despite initially reacting with defensiveness.
The speaker shares their experience at a country music concert and discusses the feeling of watching the crowd's reaction while critiquing the music itself.
The speaker reflects on the varying levels of excitement and appreciation people have towards music and food, ranging from mild detachment to overwhelming devotion.
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The speaker is discussing a song by Drake which is good, but not the greatest they have ever heard and how it is popular everywhere.
The speaker discusses the struggle of setting enough alarms to actually wake up on time.
A speaker shares his appreciation for the gentle and pleasant sound of his morning alarm, joking that he would pay a high price to obtain the tape with the noise.
The speaker reflects on their ability to attract toxic people into their life and recommends a podcast called "Dr. V".
The speaker recalls having an inflated ego in childhood where he believed himself to be great, and had to be corrected by his father after boasting about winning a race in first grade.
The speaker shares a story about playing tennis with a friend and the incentive of winning being a trip to the pet store for a new puppy.
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The speaker shares a personal story about how he had to overcome his fear of rejection in order to pursue a career in comedy.
Bert and Tom discuss Bert's mom's supportiveness towards cheating, and how she would encourage Bert if he left his wife for Whitney Cummings.
The speaker recalls a humorous incident where a roommate articulated his frustration with the visit of his father's friend who droned on and on about paintings.
Stand-up comedian discusses how his dad tried marijuana edibles after being given one by his friend and how he got into stand-up comedy when YouTube was just becoming popular.
A speaker recounts a time when his father declined to hire him as a caddy for a man with a large amount of marijuana, leading to frustration.
A podcast host talks about his experience golfing with a caddy who would whisper club choices to others and how having a caddy means playing by the rules.
Adult performers sing "Happy Birthday" to a comedian's best friend, adding creative touches for a personalized and memorable experience.
The speaker shares about an awkward moment in which someone suggested being naked during a conversation, and also expresses admiration for a performer in the adult film industry.
A comedian discusses how some comics may forget to stay on top of their publicity, leading to missed opportunities for fame.
The transcript contains a brief mention of Ron Jeremy being cool to someone, but the discussion mostly revolves around whether or not calling someone a "porn star" is a slur.
The hosts discuss the possibility of a movie featuring Evan Stone and his sexual experiences with young women at a sorority house.
This segment of the podcast features a discussion about declining offers for strip club dances and a mention of a porn star named Adriana Tchek.
An introduction to the podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" hosted by Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura featuring no scripts, a bit of boozy conversation, amateur portology, dirty jokes and raunchy humor.