Episode
Ep. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:19:56
Published: Mon Mar 22 2021
Description
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Chapters
The hosts talk about progress in cross-cultural relationships and the phenomenon of genital shrinkage in certain situations.
00:00 - 00:39 (00:39)
Summary
The hosts talk about progress in cross-cultural relationships and the phenomenon of genital shrinkage in certain situations.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes his experience with needing to pee frequently during a long drive and the discomfort it caused him.
00:39 - 03:53 (03:14)
Summary
The speaker describes his experience with needing to pee frequently during a long drive and the discomfort it caused him.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his desire to show a doctor his genitals to prove a point about their size.
03:53 - 07:40 (03:46)
Summary
The speaker shares his desire to show a doctor his genitals to prove a point about their size.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the fact that there are viewers who may dislike them or their show, and how their emotions differ when reading criticism versus directly receiving it.
07:40 - 10:56 (03:15)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the fact that there are viewers who may dislike them or their show, and how their emotions differ when reading criticism versus directly receiving it.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a frustrating experience with clickbait about raising children, which leads to a humorous reflection on the concept of "raising gay children."
10:56 - 13:48 (02:52)
Summary
The speaker discusses a frustrating experience with clickbait about raising children, which leads to a humorous reflection on the concept of "raising gay children."
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on the use of inappropriate language, especially racial slurs, in the workplace and the impact it can have on employees and company culture.
13:48 - 18:24 (04:36)
Summary
A discussion on the use of inappropriate language, especially racial slurs, in the workplace and the impact it can have on employees and company culture.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker discusses Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's controversial exit from the royal family and the racism allegations made by Meghan Markle.
18:25 - 22:56 (04:31)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker discusses Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's controversial exit from the royal family and the racism allegations made by Meghan Markle.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts their father's experiences growing up in a rough neighborhood in New Jersey, where discrimination and crime were rampant.
22:58 - 26:04 (03:06)
Summary
The speaker recounts their father's experiences growing up in a rough neighborhood in New Jersey, where discrimination and crime were rampant.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their feelings towards Meghan Markle's interview and how it conflicts with their thoughts on family loyalty.
26:05 - 30:40 (04:35)
Summary
The speaker expresses their feelings towards Meghan Markle's interview and how it conflicts with their thoughts on family loyalty. They recall their own experience of having to choose between tradition and personal values in a family matter.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of people speculate about a private conversation regarding the darkness of a baby's skin color.
30:40 - 34:46 (04:05)
Summary
A group of people speculate about a private conversation regarding the darkness of a baby's skin color.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses surprise that Prince Harry's teeth were not fixed despite him being a prince and comments on their appearance.
34:46 - 36:15 (01:29)
Summary
The speaker expresses surprise that Prince Harry's teeth were not fixed despite him being a prince and comments on their appearance.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the randomness of ancestry and how certain ancestors took big risks as immigrants.
36:15 - 38:09 (01:53)
Summary
The speaker discusses the randomness of ancestry and how certain ancestors took big risks as immigrants.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker wants to know a program or strategy to avoid using racial slurs like the N-word, and discusses the prevalence of people confessing to using it.
38:09 - 39:56 (01:47)
Summary
The speaker wants to know a program or strategy to avoid using racial slurs like the N-word, and discusses the prevalence of people confessing to using it.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about a friend who has never said the N word.
39:56 - 41:47 (01:51)
Summary
A discussion about a friend who has never said the N word.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript touches on the topic of hip hop music and the use of racial slurs within the genre, as well as the deniability often used by artists.
41:48 - 45:24 (03:35)
Summary
The transcript touches on the topic of hip hop music and the use of racial slurs within the genre, as well as the deniability often used by artists.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Chris Rock talks about how people imagine God to look like, and how he himself envisioned God looking like the white guy from the Allstate commercials.
45:24 - 47:29 (02:05)
Summary
Comedian Chris Rock talks about how people imagine God to look like, and how he himself envisioned God looking like the white guy from the Allstate commercials.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In Haiti, there were once 80,000 to 100,000 slaves versus 2,000 white people, and the slaves won the uprising.
47:29 - 50:57 (03:27)
Summary
In Haiti, there were once 80,000 to 100,000 slaves versus 2,000 white people, and the slaves won the uprising.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on contemplating the injustice of certain situations, such as a recent TikTok video about a girl getting followed home from her school bus.
50:58 - 54:05 (03:07)
Summary
A discussion on contemplating the injustice of certain situations, such as a recent TikTok video about a girl getting followed home from her school bus.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss a scenario of pretending to be tied up and the discomfort it may bring.
54:05 - 56:37 (02:31)
Summary
The hosts discuss a scenario of pretending to be tied up and the discomfort it may bring. They also mention a story of a woman who was actually tied up with a cord.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman's strategy for dealing with difficult people is to befriend them and try to change their behavior that way.
56:37 - 1:00:38 (04:01)
Summary
A woman's strategy for dealing with difficult people is to befriend them and try to change their behavior that way. It is better than getting angry or anxious around them.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how meeting new people can be both exciting and daunting, leading to red flags and potential warning signs.
1:00:38 - 1:05:41 (05:03)
Summary
The speaker discusses how meeting new people can be both exciting and daunting, leading to red flags and potential warning signs. He highlights the importance of balance between meeting new people and focusing on personal projects.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the joy of screen grabbing and how it can be made complete with a glass of taramana tequila at the end of the day.
1:05:41 - 1:07:43 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker talks about the joy of screen grabbing and how it can be made complete with a glass of taramana tequila at the end of the day. They also express their excitement about rain.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a mindset where he associates enjoying a cold beer and smoking a cigar with lifting weights, and struggles to move past this thought.
1:07:43 - 1:09:50 (02:06)
Summary
The speaker discusses a mindset where he associates enjoying a cold beer and smoking a cigar with lifting weights, and struggles to move past this thought.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers have a disjointed conversation about running paces, searching for online content, and the names of unknown objects.
1:09:52 - 1:12:58 (03:06)
Summary
The speakers have a disjointed conversation about running paces, searching for online content, and the names of unknown objects.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the importance of finding what motivates you during your workout and shares his inspiration from a video by Tom where he delivers a wrestling promo.
1:12:58 - 1:15:09 (02:10)
Summary
The speaker discusses the importance of finding what motivates you during your workout and shares his inspiration from a video by Tom where he delivers a wrestling promo.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan thinks he could beat The Rock in a foot race, claiming he could beat him in any, without a doubt.
1:15:09 - 1:17:27 (02:17)
Summary
Joe Rogan thinks he could beat The Rock in a foot race, claiming he could beat him in any, without a doubt.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host comments on a video of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson jogging and admits they would lose a foot race to him.
1:17:27 - 1:19:20 (01:53)
Summary
The host comments on a video of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson jogging and admits they would lose a foot race to him.
EpisodeEp. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts thank their audience for watching and listening to the podcast that features unscripted, explicit conversation about various topics.
1:19:20 - 1:19:53 (00:32)
Summary
The hosts thank their audience for watching and listening to the podcast that features unscripted, explicit conversation about various topics.