Episode
Ep. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:49:46
Published: Mon Apr 13 2020
Description
In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below!
Chapters
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura kick off the first episode of "Two Bears, One Cave" in true comedic fashion, warning listeners that it's going to be a wild ride.
00:00 - 00:31 (00:31)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura kick off the first episode of "Two Bears, One Cave" in true comedic fashion, warning listeners that it's going to be a wild ride.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A rambling conversation about various topics that includes a funny anecdote about a cute thing.
00:31 - 04:46 (04:15)
Summary
A rambling conversation about various topics that includes a funny anecdote about a cute thing.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions a restriction on drinking which involves not consuming alcohol for five days before or after drinking, and questions whether the listener has abided by this rule.
04:46 - 06:27 (01:41)
Summary
The speaker mentions a restriction on drinking which involves not consuming alcohol for five days before or after drinking, and questions whether the listener has abided by this rule.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker unintentionally gave a woman Xanax and they talk about what to do next.
06:27 - 09:16 (02:49)
Summary
The speaker unintentionally gave a woman Xanax and they talk about what to do next.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recounts the experience of trying to chase someone on hardwood floors while wearing socks and falling hard on their butt like in a cartoon.
09:16 - 13:14 (03:58)
Summary
A person recounts the experience of trying to chase someone on hardwood floors while wearing socks and falling hard on their butt like in a cartoon.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about the insecurities of being a working actor and not achieving the same level of fame as his co-stars while noticing he touches his face a lot.
13:14 - 16:44 (03:30)
Summary
A comedian talks about the insecurities of being a working actor and not achieving the same level of fame as his co-stars while noticing he touches his face a lot.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes the sensation of eating oatmeal mixed with chocolate chips, feeling like it is shooting things into their brain and describing the sweet clumps in it.
16:44 - 19:25 (02:41)
Summary
The speaker describes the sensation of eating oatmeal mixed with chocolate chips, feeling like it is shooting things into their brain and describing the sweet clumps in it.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their snacking habits while exercising, including eating Baby Kind granola bars and drinking Red Bull.
19:25 - 21:47 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker discusses their snacking habits while exercising, including eating Baby Kind granola bars and drinking Red Bull.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a recent controversy involving negative comments about their podcast and an email from a displeased listener.
21:47 - 24:20 (02:32)
Summary
The speaker discusses a recent controversy involving negative comments about their podcast and an email from a displeased listener.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the difference between private conversations with friends where criticism is more acceptable versus publicly targeting someone for their work, such as music or a movie.
24:21 - 27:31 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the difference between private conversations with friends where criticism is more acceptable versus publicly targeting someone for their work, such as music or a movie.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about the difference between discussing a public figure and directly calling them out on social media is had.
27:31 - 31:11 (03:40)
Summary
A conversation about the difference between discussing a public figure and directly calling them out on social media is had. The importance of being mindful of what is said in a public forum is highlighted.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a genuine and authentic stand-up he witnessed, which was so hilarious and built off of what the previous person said.
31:11 - 35:51 (04:39)
Summary
The speaker talks about a genuine and authentic stand-up he witnessed, which was so hilarious and built off of what the previous person said.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses surprise at Adam Sandler's politeness during a conversation and speculates that it might be because he couldn't publicly say what he really thought.
35:51 - 38:56 (03:04)
Summary
The speaker expresses surprise at Adam Sandler's politeness during a conversation and speculates that it might be because he couldn't publicly say what he really thought.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is an unclear snippet from a podcast where the speaker talks about a past event and their interpretation of it.
38:56 - 42:24 (03:27)
Summary
This is an unclear snippet from a podcast where the speaker talks about a past event and their interpretation of it.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript snippet contains incoherent rambling and does not provide any meaningful information.
42:24 - 44:42 (02:18)
Summary
This transcript snippet contains incoherent rambling and does not provide any meaningful information.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Adam Sandler's fame and recognition is not guaranteed for future generations, as seen by his daughter not knowing who he is.
44:42 - 47:02 (02:19)
Summary
Adam Sandler's fame and recognition is not guaranteed for future generations, as seen by his daughter not knowing who he is.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host recalls a party where he sang and one of the attendees turned it into a song.
47:02 - 49:07 (02:05)
Summary
The host recalls a party where he sang and one of the attendees turned it into a song. Someone invited him to another party, but he decided to go home instead.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss playing a copyrighted song and speculate if they would be taken down for just playing the talking part of the intro.
49:07 - 52:21 (03:13)
Summary
The hosts discuss playing a copyrighted song and speculate if they would be taken down for just playing the talking part of the intro. They decide to switch to a different song to prevent any issues.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura plays a game of 20 Questions with a celebrity caller from Toronto, trying to guess their identity before the on-air interview begins.
52:21 - 54:35 (02:14)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura plays a game of 20 Questions with a celebrity caller from Toronto, trying to guess their identity before the on-air interview begins.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admits to not knowing what the Attorney General does, but recognizes the name as belonging to a person.
54:35 - 57:06 (02:30)
Summary
The speaker admits to not knowing what the Attorney General does, but recognizes the name as belonging to a person.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains unintelligible speech and gibberish.
57:06 - 59:48 (02:42)
Summary
This transcript contains unintelligible speech and gibberish.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this brief transcript, a group of friends are playing a music trivia game and one player struggles to recall the name of a song.
59:48 - 1:02:21 (02:33)
Summary
In this brief transcript, a group of friends are playing a music trivia game and one player struggles to recall the name of a song.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the use of inappropriate language in songs and the implications of censoring them in various ways.
1:02:21 - 1:05:02 (02:40)
Summary
A discussion about the use of inappropriate language in songs and the implications of censoring them in various ways.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians perform a freestyle comedy challenge to a beat where they must incorporate a specific topic or theme given to them on the spot.
1:05:02 - 1:07:57 (02:55)
Summary
Comedians perform a freestyle comedy challenge to a beat where they must incorporate a specific topic or theme given to them on the spot.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his new project called "Bits to Beats" and promises to come back next week with one of his own.
1:07:57 - 1:10:42 (02:45)
Summary
The speaker discusses his new project called "Bits to Beats" and promises to come back next week with one of his own.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about getting stuck in an elevator with two gay guys and Leanne making an oblivious comment about Native Americans.
1:10:42 - 1:13:08 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about getting stuck in an elevator with two gay guys and Leanne making an oblivious comment about Native Americans.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses her multiethnic ancestry and tan skin, and comments on family members who are hesitant to embrace their roots.
1:13:08 - 1:16:51 (03:42)
Summary
The speaker discusses her multiethnic ancestry and tan skin, and comments on family members who are hesitant to embrace their roots.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares how he and his wife have fun together in their marriage, contrasting it with his friend's unhappy marriage.
1:16:51 - 1:19:03 (02:12)
Summary
The speaker shares how he and his wife have fun together in their marriage, contrasting it with his friend's unhappy marriage. He also talks about his friend's elaborate dinner making routine.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes their experiences babysitting and dealing with difficult children who manipulate and lie.
1:19:03 - 1:22:11 (03:08)
Summary
The speaker describes their experiences babysitting and dealing with difficult children who manipulate and lie.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The search for love drives people of all ages and backgrounds, from those looking for casual hookups to those genuinely seeking a genuine connection.
1:22:11 - 1:24:07 (01:55)
Summary
The search for love drives people of all ages and backgrounds, from those looking for casual hookups to those genuinely seeking a genuine connection.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions his experience with a show called Pumpkin Chunkin in Colorado and warns not to search for pumpkin accidents.
1:24:07 - 1:27:03 (02:56)
Summary
The speaker mentions his experience with a show called Pumpkin Chunkin in Colorado and warns not to search for pumpkin accidents.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes an intense experience where energy was sent out into the air and created a wild atmosphere that was overwhelming to everyone present.
1:27:03 - 1:29:44 (02:41)
Summary
The speaker describes an intense experience where energy was sent out into the air and created a wild atmosphere that was overwhelming to everyone present.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
After being drafted, a rookie experiences a tornado drill for the first time at his rookie camp and initially mistook it for a fire drill.
1:29:44 - 1:32:27 (02:43)
Summary
After being drafted, a rookie experiences a tornado drill for the first time at his rookie camp and initially mistook it for a fire drill.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker talks about the dynamics of music played in the locker room.
1:32:27 - 1:36:36 (04:09)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker talks about the dynamics of music played in the locker room. They mentioned that one person usually controlled the speaker and that music choices were primarily rap, but occasionally there was a dedicated 'White Boy Wednesday' where country rock music was played.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker felt honored to have a conversation with Kanye West, discussing their experiences with fame and how it felt like he was speaking for both of them.
1:36:36 - 1:38:21 (01:45)
Summary
The speaker felt honored to have a conversation with Kanye West, discussing their experiences with fame and how it felt like he was speaking for both of them.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The interviewer discusses retirement and broadcasting with a retired athlete known for his humor and ability to deflect questions.
1:38:21 - 1:42:26 (04:04)
Summary
The interviewer discusses retirement and broadcasting with a retired athlete known for his humor and ability to deflect questions.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript discusses the interpretation of a clip from a TV show and the different perspectives of someone with production experience versus someone with acting skills.
1:42:26 - 1:45:54 (03:27)
Summary
The transcript discusses the interpretation of a clip from a TV show and the different perspectives of someone with production experience versus someone with acting skills.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The cast of a reality show discusses Baby Love's ambitions to take over the rap game in the US, and the possibility of him being a guest on the show.
1:45:54 - 1:49:10 (03:16)
Summary
The cast of a reality show discusses Baby Love's ambitions to take over the rap game in the US, and the possibility of him being a guest on the show. They also mention a series called Pillow Talk where old cast members watch the show.
EpisodeEp. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Two Bears, One Cave podcast is an unscripted show featuring Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, who discuss a variety of topics and share raunchy humor without holding back.
1:49:10 - 1:49:40 (00:30)
Summary
The Two Bears, One Cave podcast is an unscripted show featuring Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, who discuss a variety of topics and share raunchy humor without holding back.