In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below!
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura kick off the first episode of "Two Bears, One Cave" in true comedic fashion, warning listeners that it's going to be a wild ride.
A rambling conversation about various topics that includes a funny anecdote about a cute thing.
The speaker mentions a restriction on drinking which involves not consuming alcohol for five days before or after drinking, and questions whether the listener has abided by this rule.
The speaker unintentionally gave a woman Xanax and they talk about what to do next.
A person recounts the experience of trying to chase someone on hardwood floors while wearing socks and falling hard on their butt like in a cartoon.
A comedian talks about the insecurities of being a working actor and not achieving the same level of fame as his co-stars while noticing he touches his face a lot.
The speaker describes the sensation of eating oatmeal mixed with chocolate chips, feeling like it is shooting things into their brain and describing the sweet clumps in it.
The speaker discusses their snacking habits while exercising, including eating Baby Kind granola bars and drinking Red Bull.
The speaker discusses a recent controversy involving negative comments about their podcast and an email from a displeased listener.
The speaker reflects on the difference between private conversations with friends where criticism is more acceptable versus publicly targeting someone for their work, such as music or a movie.
A conversation about the difference between discussing a public figure and directly calling them out on social media is had. The importance of being mindful of what is said in a public forum is highlighted.
The speaker talks about a genuine and authentic stand-up he witnessed, which was so hilarious and built off of what the previous person said.
The speaker expresses surprise at Adam Sandler's politeness during a conversation and speculates that it might be because he couldn't publicly say what he really thought.
This is an unclear snippet from a podcast where the speaker talks about a past event and their interpretation of it.
This transcript snippet contains incoherent rambling and does not provide any meaningful information.
Adam Sandler's fame and recognition is not guaranteed for future generations, as seen by his daughter not knowing who he is.
The host recalls a party where he sang and one of the attendees turned it into a song. Someone invited him to another party, but he decided to go home instead.
The hosts discuss playing a copyrighted song and speculate if they would be taken down for just playing the talking part of the intro. They decide to switch to a different song to prevent any issues.
Comedian Tom Segura plays a game of 20 Questions with a celebrity caller from Toronto, trying to guess their identity before the on-air interview begins.
The speaker admits to not knowing what the Attorney General does, but recognizes the name as belonging to a person.
This transcript contains unintelligible speech and gibberish.
In this brief transcript, a group of friends are playing a music trivia game and one player struggles to recall the name of a song.
A discussion about the use of inappropriate language in songs and the implications of censoring them in various ways.
Comedians perform a freestyle comedy challenge to a beat where they must incorporate a specific topic or theme given to them on the spot.
The speaker discusses his new project called "Bits to Beats" and promises to come back next week with one of his own.
The speaker tells a story about getting stuck in an elevator with two gay guys and Leanne making an oblivious comment about Native Americans.
The speaker discusses her multiethnic ancestry and tan skin, and comments on family members who are hesitant to embrace their roots.
The speaker shares how he and his wife have fun together in their marriage, contrasting it with his friend's unhappy marriage. He also talks about his friend's elaborate dinner making routine.
The speaker describes their experiences babysitting and dealing with difficult children who manipulate and lie.
The search for love drives people of all ages and backgrounds, from those looking for casual hookups to those genuinely seeking a genuine connection.
The speaker mentions his experience with a show called Pumpkin Chunkin in Colorado and warns not to search for pumpkin accidents.
The speaker describes an intense experience where energy was sent out into the air and created a wild atmosphere that was overwhelming to everyone present.
After being drafted, a rookie experiences a tornado drill for the first time at his rookie camp and initially mistook it for a fire drill.
In this podcast, the speaker talks about the dynamics of music played in the locker room. They mentioned that one person usually controlled the speaker and that music choices were primarily rap, but occasionally there was a dedicated 'White Boy Wednesday' where country rock music was played.
The speaker felt honored to have a conversation with Kanye West, discussing their experiences with fame and how it felt like he was speaking for both of them.
The interviewer discusses retirement and broadcasting with a retired athlete known for his humor and ability to deflect questions.
The transcript discusses the interpretation of a clip from a TV show and the different perspectives of someone with production experience versus someone with acting skills.
The cast of a reality show discusses Baby Love's ambitions to take over the rap game in the US, and the possibility of him being a guest on the show. They also mention a series called Pillow Talk where old cast members watch the show.
The Two Bears, One Cave podcast is an unscripted show featuring Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, who discuss a variety of topics and share raunchy humor without holding back.