Episode
Ep. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
1:19:16
Published: Mon May 17 2021
Description
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Chapters
The discussion revolves around the challenges of performing for a disinterested audience on big stages like colleges.
00:00 - 02:36 (02:36)
Summary
The discussion revolves around the challenges of performing for a disinterested audience on big stages like colleges.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares his experience of performing at a predominantly black college and the challenge of trying to make the audience laugh as a white comedian.
02:36 - 08:30 (05:53)
Summary
A comedian shares his experience of performing at a predominantly black college and the challenge of trying to make the audience laugh as a white comedian.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions that people often ask him who he would like to meet and he admits that while he often references historically preserved buildings and productions, meeting Beyonce would make him "flip out."
08:30 - 10:56 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker mentions that people often ask him who he would like to meet and he admits that while he often references historically preserved buildings and productions, meeting Beyonce would make him "flip out."
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes on unrelated tangents about a full-time security guy, people trying to be in movies, and Tiger Woods' behavior during tournaments.
10:56 - 15:19 (04:22)
Summary
The speaker goes on unrelated tangents about a full-time security guy, people trying to be in movies, and Tiger Woods' behavior during tournaments.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A podcaster shares his experience of meeting famous comedians such as Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock, who had a significant impact on his life.
15:19 - 17:54 (02:35)
Summary
A podcaster shares his experience of meeting famous comedians such as Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock, who had a significant impact on his life.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker muses about meeting Michael Jordan and how his win-at-all-costs mentality has influenced the culture of sports, where being an asshole is permissible as long as you win.
17:54 - 20:11 (02:16)
Summary
The speaker muses about meeting Michael Jordan and how his win-at-all-costs mentality has influenced the culture of sports, where being an asshole is permissible as long as you win.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The challenge of being a comedian is to avoid being pigeonholed to just one subject matter as sometimes things get political, but opposing views may request comedians to stay in their lane and do the thing they are paid to do, tell jokes.
20:11 - 22:13 (02:02)
Summary
The challenge of being a comedian is to avoid being pigeonholed to just one subject matter as sometimes things get political, but opposing views may request comedians to stay in their lane and do the thing they are paid to do, tell jokes.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The sugar lobby has lobbied to not have the percent of daily value for sugar included on food labels, making it difficult for consumers to understand how much sugar they are consuming.
22:13 - 25:58 (03:44)
Summary
The sugar lobby has lobbied to not have the percent of daily value for sugar included on food labels, making it difficult for consumers to understand how much sugar they are consuming.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the amount of sugar found in different foods and how even seemingly healthy options can contain high amounts.
25:59 - 29:20 (03:21)
Summary
The speaker discusses the amount of sugar found in different foods and how even seemingly healthy options can contain high amounts. They also mention meeting Mike Tyson and their fear towards him.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host recalls an encounter with a convicted rapist during a comedy show and discusses the tension in the audience due to the man's presence.
29:20 - 32:46 (03:25)
Summary
The host recalls an encounter with a convicted rapist during a comedy show and discusses the tension in the audience due to the man's presence.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the speaker discusses how some people can get triggered by seemingly mundane things and how it's important to be mindful of what we say.
32:46 - 35:04 (02:17)
Summary
In this episode, the speaker discusses how some people can get triggered by seemingly mundane things and how it's important to be mindful of what we say.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker relays a confusing story about someone who didn't remember a previous encounter, involving buying a beer and waiting outside.
35:04 - 38:20 (03:16)
Summary
The speaker relays a confusing story about someone who didn't remember a previous encounter, involving buying a beer and waiting outside.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls an unexpected hangout with someone after performing a funny act, where a white guy invites him after a show, and he looked younger than he looked on stage.
38:20 - 40:09 (01:49)
Summary
The speaker recalls an unexpected hangout with someone after performing a funny act, where a white guy invites him after a show, and he looked younger than he looked on stage.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcasting industry is still a niche space, especially in the comedy genre.
40:09 - 43:40 (03:30)
Summary
The podcasting industry is still a niche space, especially in the comedy genre. Meeting people who are not fans of the podcasting industry can lead to more genuine interaction with fans who truly enjoy the content.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares about her personal experience meeting fans and how it was different from the usual perception of fans and famous people.
43:40 - 46:08 (02:27)
Summary
The speaker shares about her personal experience meeting fans and how it was different from the usual perception of fans and famous people.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses various unrelated topics, including therapy, relationships, and sexual preferences.
46:09 - 47:57 (01:47)
Summary
The speaker discusses various unrelated topics, including therapy, relationships, and sexual preferences.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man recounts his experience of randomly meeting rapper Method Man on an early morning flight, where they exchanged a few words before parting ways.
47:57 - 49:48 (01:51)
Summary
A man recounts his experience of randomly meeting rapper Method Man on an early morning flight, where they exchanged a few words before parting ways.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of meeting Bruce Springsteen and how nice he was towards him.
49:48 - 53:39 (03:51)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience of meeting Bruce Springsteen and how nice he was towards him.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian talks about how some people resist advice and how some individuals get offended quickly which can lead to petty issues.
53:40 - 58:29 (04:49)
Summary
The comedian talks about how some people resist advice and how some individuals get offended quickly which can lead to petty issues.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Being honest with one another is essential in any circle of friends, but when it comes to comedy, there is a fine line between critiques and just shitting on someone's work.
58:29 - 1:01:11 (02:41)
Summary
Being honest with one another is essential in any circle of friends, but when it comes to comedy, there is a fine line between critiques and just shitting on someone's work.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses how he doesn't have any enemies in his field of work and the close friendship shared within the community.
1:01:11 - 1:04:04 (02:53)
Summary
The speaker expresses how he doesn't have any enemies in his field of work and the close friendship shared within the community.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about a comic who unannouncedly stopped by someone's door and how it can escalate into a habit.
1:04:04 - 1:05:09 (01:04)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about a comic who unannouncedly stopped by someone's door and how it can escalate into a habit.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comic discusses his experience with a friend who kept asking him for money and how he eventually had to confront him about it.
1:05:09 - 1:07:05 (01:56)
Summary
A comic discusses his experience with a friend who kept asking him for money and how he eventually had to confront him about it.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends discuss a situation in which one friend has lost his home and the other friend is unable to lend him money immediately.
1:07:05 - 1:11:14 (04:09)
Summary
Two friends discuss a situation in which one friend has lost his home and the other friend is unable to lend him money immediately.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the host discusses the danger of toxic work friendships and how they can lead to dangerous situations, including illegal activities and violence.
1:11:14 - 1:15:16 (04:01)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the host discusses the danger of toxic work friendships and how they can lead to dangerous situations, including illegal activities and violence. He shares personal anecdotes and explores why people may cling to such friendships in a workplace setting.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Brian Redban discusses his past grudges and the concept of revenge, weighing in on whether success alone can be the best revenge.
1:15:16 - 1:17:26 (02:10)
Summary
Comedian Brian Redban discusses his past grudges and the concept of revenge, weighing in on whether success alone can be the best revenge.
EpisodeEp. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses their reaction to people who try to exert power over them and how it makes them feel challenged.
1:17:27 - 1:19:15 (01:47)
Summary
The host discusses their reaction to people who try to exert power over them and how it makes them feel challenged.