Episode
Ep. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
1:26:33
Published: Mon Jun 07 2021
Description
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Chapters
Bert Kreischer announces his Relapse World Tour during an episode of his podcast where he also reflects on 2020.
00:00 - 02:50 (02:50)
Summary
Bert Kreischer announces his Relapse World Tour during an episode of his podcast where he also reflects on 2020.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is excited for 2020 and plans to create more content.
02:50 - 05:12 (02:22)
Summary
The speaker is excited for 2020 and plans to create more content.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes a disrespectful and degrading comment about women, suggesting they can be bought and forced into sexual servitude on an island.
05:12 - 07:05 (01:53)
Summary
The speaker makes a disrespectful and degrading comment about women, suggesting they can be bought and forced into sexual servitude on an island.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this snippet, the speaker jokes about Bill Gates wearing Puff Daddy's gear on a jet ski and questions who the best trainer and nutritionist in the world is.
07:05 - 09:26 (02:21)
Summary
In this snippet, the speaker jokes about Bill Gates wearing Puff Daddy's gear on a jet ski and questions who the best trainer and nutritionist in the world is.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses allegations against a public figure and the mixed reactions to them.
09:26 - 12:35 (03:08)
Summary
The podcast discusses allegations against a public figure and the mixed reactions to them.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker raises questions about a person's authenticity when they engage in performative acts, specifically mentioning a Black Lives Matter event.
12:35 - 14:40 (02:05)
Summary
The speaker raises questions about a person's authenticity when they engage in performative acts, specifically mentioning a Black Lives Matter event. The speaker notes how these actions can be confusing and raise questions about a person's true beliefs.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person talks about their past content on police brutality going viral on social media and how it provided real insight to people.
14:40 - 16:33 (01:53)
Summary
A person talks about their past content on police brutality going viral on social media and how it provided real insight to people. They also mention how their content was recirculated during the pandemic.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The protests on police brutality have awakened many individuals on the reality of the issue between cops and black people.
16:33 - 20:42 (04:08)
Summary
The protests on police brutality have awakened many individuals on the reality of the issue between cops and black people.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast contains a discussion about racial slurs and stereotypes directed towards different races.
20:42 - 22:00 (01:18)
Summary
The podcast contains a discussion about racial slurs and stereotypes directed towards different races.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how gentrification is similar to segregation in the sense that it forces people out of their communities, just like how segregation would tell people to "get the fuck out of your town."
22:00 - 23:22 (01:22)
Summary
The speaker discusses how gentrification is similar to segregation in the sense that it forces people out of their communities, just like how segregation would tell people to "get the fuck out of your town."
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker observes the negative effects of gentrification as white people take over neighborhoods predominantly inhabited by people of color and how this leads to issues of racism in urban areas.
23:22 - 25:34 (02:12)
Summary
The speaker observes the negative effects of gentrification as white people take over neighborhoods predominantly inhabited by people of color and how this leads to issues of racism in urban areas.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how some stand-up comedians perform in both urban and white owned clubs but may face criticism from black comics for performing in predominantly white venues.
25:34 - 27:47 (02:13)
Summary
The speaker discusses how some stand-up comedians perform in both urban and white owned clubs but may face criticism from black comics for performing in predominantly white venues.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian recounts an experience in which a host questioned the authenticity of his comedic style and accent, noting that it did not match that of other black comedians.
27:47 - 31:31 (03:44)
Summary
A comedian recounts an experience in which a host questioned the authenticity of his comedic style and accent, noting that it did not match that of other black comedians.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A transcript of an unclear and rambling conversation lacking coherent content.
31:31 - 34:01 (02:30)
Summary
A transcript of an unclear and rambling conversation lacking coherent content.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
No meaningful information can be extracted from this text as it is filled with fillers, slang and lacks a clear context.
34:01 - 36:19 (02:17)
Summary
No meaningful information can be extracted from this text as it is filled with fillers, slang and lacks a clear context.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about the challenges of dealing with hecklers whilst performing in front of a large audience and how it can impact the person's confidence.
36:19 - 39:45 (03:25)
Summary
A comedian talks about the challenges of dealing with hecklers whilst performing in front of a large audience and how it can impact the person's confidence.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Dave Chappelle offers assistance to a fellow comic with joke delivery, correcting their impression of his voice.
39:45 - 44:09 (04:24)
Summary
Comedian Dave Chappelle offers assistance to a fellow comic with joke delivery, correcting their impression of his voice.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson, and David Letterman's supportive friendships in the entertainment industry are discussed.
44:09 - 46:31 (02:22)
Summary
Comedians Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson, and David Letterman's supportive friendships in the entertainment industry are discussed.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The traditional format of stand-up comedy is declining as people become more sensitive to certain jokes and topics, causing comedians to question their material.
46:31 - 48:20 (01:48)
Summary
The traditional format of stand-up comedy is declining as people become more sensitive to certain jokes and topics, causing comedians to question their material.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Unfortunately, the provided transcript is unintelligible and cannot be summarized.
48:20 - 50:31 (02:11)
Summary
Unfortunately, the provided transcript is unintelligible and cannot be summarized.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian discusses how he and his peers are shifting the power dynamics in the comedy industry and becoming more powerful than the executives in suits who used to hold all control.
50:31 - 52:40 (02:08)
Summary
A comedian discusses how he and his peers are shifting the power dynamics in the comedy industry and becoming more powerful than the executives in suits who used to hold all control.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares about their experience playing baseball and one year of football in high school.
52:40 - 55:09 (02:28)
Summary
The speaker shares about their experience playing baseball and one year of football in high school.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript provided is difficult to parse and appears to be a collection of disjointed statements about an unnamed person's experiences playing a sport in college.
55:09 - 58:00 (02:50)
Summary
The transcript provided is difficult to parse and appears to be a collection of disjointed statements about an unnamed person's experiences playing a sport in college.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares experiences of diversity in education, including a university with a ratio of 800 black students to 45,000 white students, and the impact of winning a championship on diversity in admissions.
58:00 - 1:01:48 (03:48)
Summary
The speaker shares experiences of diversity in education, including a university with a ratio of 800 black students to 45,000 white students, and the impact of winning a championship on diversity in admissions.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on his father's belief that football is the most popular sport in the world, and notes that even as an adult he still holds this perspective.
1:01:48 - 1:03:29 (01:41)
Summary
The speaker reflects on his father's belief that football is the most popular sport in the world, and notes that even as an adult he still holds this perspective.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Dave's 15-minute set at Shoreline Amphitheater garnered a standing ovation from 22,000 people, leading to a memorable trip to Amsterdam.
1:03:29 - 1:06:12 (02:43)
Summary
Dave's 15-minute set at Shoreline Amphitheater garnered a standing ovation from 22,000 people, leading to a memorable trip to Amsterdam.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript is unclear and contains inappropriate language.
1:06:12 - 1:10:21 (04:08)
Summary
The transcript is unclear and contains inappropriate language.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A first-hand experience of racism at a concert is shared by the speaker, who talks about the desire of someone to be accepted in a different race.
1:10:21 - 1:13:05 (02:43)
Summary
A first-hand experience of racism at a concert is shared by the speaker, who talks about the desire of someone to be accepted in a different race.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses his desire to not think about race but acknowledges that it is an ingrained aspect of one's upbringing and society.
1:13:05 - 1:15:20 (02:15)
Summary
The speaker expresses his desire to not think about race but acknowledges that it is an ingrained aspect of one's upbringing and society. He mentions a personal experience regarding a red light and then shifts to discussing having a great game.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A musician talks about doing a "black voice" and his admiration for a guitarist's ability to play left-handed.
1:15:20 - 1:17:48 (02:28)
Summary
A musician talks about doing a "black voice" and his admiration for a guitarist's ability to play left-handed.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The gentrification of marginalized communities is harmful and it perpetuates inequality.
1:17:48 - 1:19:20 (01:32)
Summary
The gentrification of marginalized communities is harmful and it perpetuates inequality. Despite being angry at the negative effects of gentrification, people who look like gentrifiers sometimes actively participate in gentrification, leading to the displacement of long-time residents.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on how self-identity can sometimes limit expression and opportunities in life, especially in light of spiritual beliefs and concepts like the law of attraction.
1:19:20 - 1:21:42 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker reflects on how self-identity can sometimes limit expression and opportunities in life, especially in light of spiritual beliefs and concepts like the law of attraction.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript seems to be a collection of out-of-context sentences and phrases from a casual conversation.
1:21:42 - 1:24:02 (02:20)
Summary
The transcript seems to be a collection of out-of-context sentences and phrases from a casual conversation.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains an incoherent and nonsensical rant that lacks any clear meaning or context.
1:24:02 - 1:25:29 (01:27)
Summary
The transcript contains an incoherent and nonsensical rant that lacks any clear meaning or context.
EpisodeEp. 84 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Godfrey
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Godfrey hosts guests Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura on his podcast "In Godfrey We Trust" discussing their comedic styles, crazy stories, and their popular podcast "Two Bears One Cave."
1:25:29 - 1:26:29 (01:00)
Summary
Comedian Godfrey hosts guests Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura on his podcast "In Godfrey We Trust" discussing their comedic styles, crazy stories, and their popular podcast "Two Bears One Cave."