Episode

Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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1:31:52
Published: Mon Oct 10 2022
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Greg Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedian, writer, producer, and radio host. He joins Tom Segura, in Bert Kreischer’s place for this week’s episode of “2 Bears, 1 Cave.” They discuss their old acting classes, getting to know adult performers, going shooting with Joe Rogan, “American Psycho,” “The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power,” cultural appropriation in media, method acting, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

Chapters
The hosts of a podcast are joined by a replacement host and discuss sexual experimentation in college, including the experience of blowing six guys before figuring out that it wasn't for him.
00:00 - 00:44 (00:44)
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Sexual Experimentation
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The hosts of a podcast are joined by a replacement host and discuss sexual experimentation in college, including the experience of blowing six guys before figuring out that it wasn't for him.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Parenting can be tough but experienced parents have great tips to make the process smoother, such as warming up wipes for newborns and using an ergonomic device for skin care.
00:44 - 03:02 (02:18)
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Parenting
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Parenting can be tough but experienced parents have great tips to make the process smoother, such as warming up wipes for newborns and using an ergonomic device for skin care.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian tells about an experience where someone handed them a VHS tape of soft-core porn, and discusses how the adult industry can sometimes remove the humanity of the individuals involved.
03:02 - 07:27 (04:25)
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Comedy
Summary

A comedian tells about an experience where someone handed them a VHS tape of soft-core porn, and discusses how the adult industry can sometimes remove the humanity of the individuals involved.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their experience as an actor in a softcore porn, likening it to the disappointment of meeting a porn performer in real life after watching them on screen.
07:27 - 11:18 (03:51)
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Softcore Porn
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The speaker discusses their experience as an actor in a softcore porn, likening it to the disappointment of meeting a porn performer in real life after watching them on screen.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about an acting scene where he had a visceral reaction to tearing off a woman's clothes and highlights the work ethic of his colleague.
11:18 - 16:59 (05:41)
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Acting
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The speaker talks about an acting scene where he had a visceral reaction to tearing off a woman's clothes and highlights the work ethic of his colleague.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about the grind of making it in the industry and honing your craft to be able to deliver concentrated, funny material.
16:59 - 20:53 (03:53)
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Comedy
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A comedian talks about the grind of making it in the industry and honing your craft to be able to deliver concentrated, funny material.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss encounters with unwarranted advances and strange individuals, with mentions of porn and a strange "gay elf" figure that was encountered in the park.
20:53 - 26:19 (05:25)
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LGBTQ+
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The speakers discuss encounters with unwarranted advances and strange individuals, with mentions of porn and a strange "gay elf" figure that was encountered in the park.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Misogynistic comments related to women's appearances and bodies still exist in the media, leading to an objectification of women.
26:19 - 28:29 (02:09)
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Women's Issues
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Misogynistic comments related to women's appearances and bodies still exist in the media, leading to an objectification of women.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Despite being a massive box office success, China restricted the release of the film, Top Gun, due to a flag or other conflicting content.
28:29 - 31:29 (02:59)
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China
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Despite being a massive box office success, China restricted the release of the film, Top Gun, due to a flag or other conflicting content. In relation to exchange limits, $100k cannot be traded in Beijing when conflicting content is present.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the unique appeal of a certain movie that caters to a diverse audience and expresses curiosity regarding its performance as the first big-budget mainstream gay romance film.
31:29 - 35:28 (03:59)
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movies
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The speaker talks about the unique appeal of a certain movie that caters to a diverse audience and expresses curiosity regarding its performance as the first big-budget mainstream gay romance film.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A brief mention of flirting experiences in college.
35:29 - 37:47 (02:18)
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Flirting
A man describes a time when he was rescued by a stranger in the ocean after getting caught in the waves, and how even though he felt comfortable in the water, he was thankful for the assistance.
37:47 - 42:54 (05:06)
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Rescue
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A man describes a time when he was rescued by a stranger in the ocean after getting caught in the waves, and how even though he felt comfortable in the water, he was thankful for the assistance.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses being a swim team kid and feeling comfortable in the water, both in pools and in the ocean.
42:55 - 47:22 (04:27)
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Swimming
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The speaker discusses being a swim team kid and feeling comfortable in the water, both in pools and in the ocean.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The movies often portray people as highly skilled with guns despite having no training, but the reality is that handling firearms requires extensive training and practice.
47:22 - 49:55 (02:32)
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Gun Safety
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The movies often portray people as highly skilled with guns despite having no training, but the reality is that handling firearms requires extensive training and practice.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about the speaker's experience improving his target shooting speed, compared to the skill level of a professional golfer.
49:55 - 52:52 (02:57)
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Shooting/Golf
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A conversation about the speaker's experience improving his target shooting speed, compared to the skill level of a professional golfer.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about how some producers were better than others at helping them craft their performance and how surprised she was at the engaged audience for a show about insurance.
52:52 - 56:52 (03:59)
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Comedy
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A comedian talks about how some producers were better than others at helping them craft their performance and how surprised she was at the engaged audience for a show about insurance.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the dynamic mix of comedians that made up the 90s, mentioning David Cross, Mark Maron, Louis CK and more.
56:52 - 59:55 (03:02)
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Comedians
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A discussion about the dynamic mix of comedians that made up the 90s, mentioning David Cross, Mark Maron, Louis CK and more. Their blend of non-sequitur humor and cohesive themes gave birth to some of today's biggest showrunners in Hollywood.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker highlights the importance of constantly rethinking your strategy and mentions that the abundance of TV shows on the topic has made it easier for serial killers to research their craft.
59:56 - 1:02:45 (02:48)
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Serial Killers
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The speaker highlights the importance of constantly rethinking your strategy and mentions that the abundance of TV shows on the topic has made it easier for serial killers to research their craft. They also discuss techniques such as ditching cars, wearing disguises, and avoiding credit card use.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the use of homophobic language in popular culture during the early 2000s, referencing a scene from a movie in which characters use derogatory language towards the LGBTQ+ community.
1:02:45 - 1:07:01 (04:16)
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LGBTQ+
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The speaker discusses the use of homophobic language in popular culture during the early 2000s, referencing a scene from a movie in which characters use derogatory language towards the LGBTQ+ community.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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The Bells was renowned for his crowd work and New York cool, making him a fan favorite during the rise of comedy clubs in the city.
1:07:01 - 1:08:46 (01:44)
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Comedy
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The Bells was renowned for his crowd work and New York cool, making him a fan favorite during the rise of comedy clubs in the city.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the continued popularity of multi-camera sitcoms such as Friends and The Office on streaming platforms like Netflix, and how networks prioritize these types of shows for a potential long run.
1:08:46 - 1:12:32 (03:46)
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Multi-Camera Sitcoms
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The hosts discuss the continued popularity of multi-camera sitcoms such as Friends and The Office on streaming platforms like Netflix, and how networks prioritize these types of shows for a potential long run.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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The life of a writer on a good network show is fantastic with long hours, but great benefits such as freshly baked muffins on set.
1:12:32 - 1:15:17 (02:45)
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Network Shows
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The life of a writer on a good network show is fantastic with long hours, but great benefits such as freshly baked muffins on set. Watching an expensive show can leave a chip on your shoulder though.

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The efforts taken to create movie sets that are authentic and believable include reupholstering seats with vintage materials, buying specific lights, and filling seats with extras for mere seconds of filming.
1:15:17 - 1:17:59 (02:42)
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Movie Production
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The efforts taken to create movie sets that are authentic and believable include reupholstering seats with vintage materials, buying specific lights, and filling seats with extras for mere seconds of filming.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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The issue of diversity in voice acting has been in the spotlight in the last few years, and while it is important to have a wide range of voices, some argue that talent should be the primary factor in casting.
1:17:59 - 1:21:09 (03:09)
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Diversity in voice acting
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The issue of diversity in voice acting has been in the spotlight in the last few years, and while it is important to have a wide range of voices, some argue that talent should be the primary factor in casting. There is a call for a diverse writing room, but ultimately, people want to see the best person for the job.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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In this segment, the host discusses his enjoyment of mimicking people's voices, particularly those with distinct speaking patterns like Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias.
1:21:09 - 1:25:03 (03:54)
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Impersonations
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In this segment, the host discusses his enjoyment of mimicking people's voices, particularly those with distinct speaking patterns like Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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1:25:03 - 1:28:46 (03:43)
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N/A
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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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The host expresses his opinion on what makes a good actor in Hollywood and shares an uncomfortable experience watching a birthing scene in a show.
1:28:46 - 1:31:40 (02:53)
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Hollywood
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The host expresses his opinion on what makes a good actor in Hollywood and shares an uncomfortable experience watching a birthing scene in a show.

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Ep. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer