Episode

Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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1:24:48
Published: Mon Oct 26 2020
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Chapters
Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan comments on the Jeffrey Toobin scandal and the awkwardness of his Twitter videos amidst the controversy.
00:00 - 00:43 (00:43)
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Jeffrey Toobin
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Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan comments on the Jeffrey Toobin scandal and the awkwardness of his Twitter videos amidst the controversy.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares some explicit details about a trial and a book related to it.
00:43 - 04:47 (04:03)
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Marcia Clark
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The speaker shares some explicit details about a trial and a book related to it. He then imitates one of the characters and apologizes to his colleagues and family.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the surprising language used by a serial killer when he confessed to his crimes.
04:47 - 07:39 (02:52)
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true crime
Summary

The hosts discuss the surprising language used by a serial killer when he confessed to his crimes. They also express their assumptions about murderers' weapons and their stashes of porn.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation between two people about driving directions that became confusing and difficult to articulate.
07:39 - 12:04 (04:25)
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Directions
Summary

A conversation between two people about driving directions that became confusing and difficult to articulate.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the OJ Simpson book "If I Did It" and how he got away with the murder of two people.
12:04 - 14:21 (02:17)
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OJ Simpson
Summary

The speaker discusses the OJ Simpson book "If I Did It" and how he got away with the murder of two people. They also comment on how it's not a good idea for someone who has gotten away with murder to continue calling out people on Twitter.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker repeatedly expresses an intention to kill someone wearing gloves designed for children.
14:21 - 16:45 (02:24)
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Violence
Summary

The speaker repeatedly expresses an intention to kill someone wearing gloves designed for children.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses playing basketball during the time of OJ Simpson's arrest and reflects on the role race played in that era's sports culture.
16:45 - 18:29 (01:44)
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Sports, race
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The speaker discusses playing basketball during the time of OJ Simpson's arrest and reflects on the role race played in that era's sports culture.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the legal definitions and implications of a summons versus a subpoena.
18:29 - 20:25 (01:56)
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Legal Definitions
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A discussion about the legal definitions and implications of a summons versus a subpoena.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recalls their experience during jury selection and how the atmosphere shifted when they started talking about the case.
20:25 - 24:49 (04:24)
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Jury Duty
Summary

A person recalls their experience during jury selection and how the atmosphere shifted when they started talking about the case.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous anecdote is shared about laughter in a courtroom during a trial.
24:49 - 26:57 (02:08)
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Humor
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A humorous anecdote is shared about laughter in a courtroom during a trial.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A member of a jury tells the story of when their group was deciding the verdict of someone who trashed a car, attacked people and was being loud and destructive.
26:57 - 28:48 (01:51)
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Jury Duty
Summary

A member of a jury tells the story of when their group was deciding the verdict of someone who trashed a car, attacked people and was being loud and destructive. One member decided to vote not guilty, but the rest of the jury unanimously agreed to find the person guilty.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a conversation with a judge about the process of jury duty and how anyone, despite their personal opinions, can be called to serve.
28:48 - 30:56 (02:08)
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Jury Duty
Summary

The speaker recalls a conversation with a judge about the process of jury duty and how anyone, despite their personal opinions, can be called to serve.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a past hookup and mentions a partner with long nails and a request to spit on something.
30:56 - 34:14 (03:17)
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Hookups
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The speaker discusses a past hookup and mentions a partner with long nails and a request to spit on something.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast transcript features a conversation about a girl who pressed heads with one person and another person being a gentleman towards someone who came over to hang out.
34:14 - 37:41 (03:27)
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Relationships
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This podcast transcript features a conversation about a girl who pressed heads with one person and another person being a gentleman towards someone who came over to hang out.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation between friends discussing a call-out for Super Whore Moms and retelling a funny story about farting.
37:41 - 40:30 (02:49)
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Parenting, Comedy
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A conversation between friends discussing a call-out for Super Whore Moms and retelling a funny story about farting.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the host challenges the idea that a person's sexual history defines their self-worth and discusses the importance of not judging others for their past experiences.
40:30 - 41:59 (01:29)
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Self-Worth
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In this episode, the host challenges the idea that a person's sexual history defines their self-worth and discusses the importance of not judging others for their past experiences.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares an unrelated story about a girl he met who told him about her dad's double life, which seems to be a popular topic in his podcasting circles.
41:59 - 44:41 (02:42)
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Anecdote
Summary

The speaker shares an unrelated story about a girl he met who told him about her dad's double life, which seems to be a popular topic in his podcasting circles.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the inevitability of death, citing the recent passing of someone they knew in their 20s.
44:41 - 46:43 (02:02)
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Mortality
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The speaker reflects on the inevitability of death, citing the recent passing of someone they knew in their 20s.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a conversation about a risky sexual encounter where someone had unprotected sex with a partner who disclosed having AIDS months later.
46:43 - 49:12 (02:29)
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Sexual Health
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The speaker recounts a conversation about a risky sexual encounter where someone had unprotected sex with a partner who disclosed having AIDS months later.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman shares how she started working as an assistant for a BDSM couple and ended up witnessing a physical fight on the street.
49:12 - 53:29 (04:17)
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Weird job experience
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A woman shares how she started working as an assistant for a BDSM couple and ended up witnessing a physical fight on the street.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts engage in an explicit conversation about choking during sexual intercourse, including specific language and scenarios.
53:29 - 56:05 (02:35)
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Sexual Intercourse
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The podcast hosts engage in an explicit conversation about choking during sexual intercourse, including specific language and scenarios.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man shares a story of how he responded to someone's uncomfortable request to punch them in the face.
56:05 - 59:01 (02:56)
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Personal Story
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A man shares a story of how he responded to someone's uncomfortable request to punch them in the face.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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The speaker recounts an uncomfortable experience at a strip club where an older stripper pointed out that she didn't clean her genital area.
1:02:44 - 1:04:31 (01:47)
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Strip Club
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The speaker recounts an uncomfortable experience at a strip club where an older stripper pointed out that she didn't clean her genital area.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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A nonsensical description of an unspecified physical act involving the speaker and their friend.
1:04:31 - 1:07:03 (02:32)
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N/A
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A nonsensical description of an unspecified physical act involving the speaker and their friend.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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The speaker shares a story about attending a strip club for a bachelor party over a decade ago.
1:07:03 - 1:10:02 (02:59)
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Bachelor Party
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The speaker shares a story about attending a strip club for a bachelor party over a decade ago.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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The speaker tells a story about going to a strip club with a friend and observing a dancer using her legs to showcase her posterior.
1:10:02 - 1:14:29 (04:26)
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Strip club
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The speaker tells a story about going to a strip club with a friend and observing a dancer using her legs to showcase her posterior.

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Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer