Episode
Ep. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
1:04:19
Published: Mon Nov 02 2020
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Chapters
A man discusses how he is content with making less money to spend more time with his family, which he finds amazing.
00:00 - 01:23 (01:23)
Summary
A man discusses how he is content with making less money to spend more time with his family, which he finds amazing.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian talks about her experience with Megabus and witnessing models in fashionable clothes, as well as being approached for an endorsement deal with Megabus.
01:23 - 05:23 (03:59)
Summary
Comedian talks about her experience with Megabus and witnessing models in fashionable clothes, as well as being approached for an endorsement deal with Megabus.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions how good it feels to wear a tailored suit and visualizes a setting where he follows up with someone after getting a new mortgage.
05:23 - 07:21 (01:58)
Summary
The speaker mentions how good it feels to wear a tailored suit and visualizes a setting where he follows up with someone after getting a new mortgage.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a time when he was 19 and made a thousand dollar sale while in the home of a married woman who expressed concern about her husband finding out.
07:22 - 10:18 (02:56)
Summary
The speaker recalls a time when he was 19 and made a thousand dollar sale while in the home of a married woman who expressed concern about her husband finding out.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man recalls a memory of a saleswoman getting worked up when pitching a booklet for knives and offers advice to not get too invested in sales pitches.
10:19 - 12:40 (02:21)
Summary
A man recalls a memory of a saleswoman getting worked up when pitching a booklet for knives and offers advice to not get too invested in sales pitches.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker analyses the behavior and pattern of Biden, stating that he will die a few months in and Kamala Harris will take over the Oval office.
12:40 - 16:32 (03:52)
Summary
The speaker analyses the behavior and pattern of Biden, stating that he will die a few months in and Kamala Harris will take over the Oval office.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Hear stories about people who thrive in chaos, like a man who stumbled upon a $400 million treasure and another who purposely sets fires as a firefighter.
16:32 - 18:52 (02:19)
Summary
Hear stories about people who thrive in chaos, like a man who stumbled upon a $400 million treasure and another who purposely sets fires as a firefighter.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A friend joked that no one would say something to you, and the speaker laughed it off, saying that although Biden's prison might be comfortable, it's still a prison for sure.
18:52 - 21:41 (02:49)
Summary
A friend joked that no one would say something to you, and the speaker laughed it off, saying that although Biden's prison might be comfortable, it's still a prison for sure.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about the influence of China in the US and how it impacts policy decisions.
21:42 - 24:34 (02:52)
Summary
A conversation about the influence of China in the US and how it impacts policy decisions.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, Jane McAlevey shares her insights on social movements, policing, and political change in America.
24:34 - 27:57 (03:22)
Summary
In this podcast episode, Jane McAlevey shares her insights on social movements, policing, and political change in America. She reflects on the progress made by large scale social movements and hopes for better agreements between police and communities. Moreover, she discusses the impact of Biden's presidency on political change in America.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses her deep outrage towards the injustices present in society and reflects on the struggles that people have faced throughout history.
27:57 - 29:39 (01:42)
Summary
The speaker expresses her deep outrage towards the injustices present in society and reflects on the struggles that people have faced throughout history.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A mother warns her daughter about drugs and promiscuity, but these are exactly the things that the daughter needs for her career.
29:39 - 31:39 (02:00)
Summary
A mother warns her daughter about drugs and promiscuity, but these are exactly the things that the daughter needs for her career.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The common misconceptions about New York City are debunked, as people tend to exaggerate what happens in the city.
31:39 - 33:55 (02:15)
Summary
The common misconceptions about New York City are debunked, as people tend to exaggerate what happens in the city. People tend to describe the city as a chaotic and violent place, but that's not the reality.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the binary existence of those who solely focus on earning money, finding it to be a more simplistic lifestyle than that of creatives.
33:55 - 36:33 (02:37)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the binary existence of those who solely focus on earning money, finding it to be a more simplistic lifestyle than that of creatives. They also briefly touch on the extreme nature of Antifa protests.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A stream of consciousness about various topics including performing at the Comedy Store before the COVID-19 pandemic, imagining homeless people and their proximity to luxury cars, the Stress Factory, and late nights on the roof of a building cursing God.
36:33 - 41:41 (05:07)
Summary
A stream of consciousness about various topics including performing at the Comedy Store before the COVID-19 pandemic, imagining homeless people and their proximity to luxury cars, the Stress Factory, and late nights on the roof of a building cursing God.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker talks about how tour guides are often overlooked and pitied by the locals they serve.
41:41 - 43:52 (02:11)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker talks about how tour guides are often overlooked and pitied by the locals they serve. He goes on to discuss his own experience as a tourist in his hometown and the awkwardness that comes with it.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian shares his dark humor and how he sees himself during riots and chaos.
43:52 - 46:12 (02:20)
Summary
The comedian shares his dark humor and how he sees himself during riots and chaos.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker provides commentary on society's lens on cocaine and crack drugs and how it is related to issues of race and class.
46:12 - 50:32 (04:19)
Summary
The speaker provides commentary on society's lens on cocaine and crack drugs and how it is related to issues of race and class.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the cultural phenomenon of studying and critiquing the baby boomer generation, and touches on the topic of reopening the world amidst the COVID-19 pandemic.
50:32 - 52:53 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker discusses the cultural phenomenon of studying and critiquing the baby boomer generation, and touches on the topic of reopening the world amidst the COVID-19 pandemic.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bill Burr predicts that there will be a major reckoning over how much people hated Trump while in office, and that there will potentially be future jokes made by Trump himself about his presidential tenure.
52:53 - 55:46 (02:52)
Summary
Comedian Bill Burr predicts that there will be a major reckoning over how much people hated Trump while in office, and that there will potentially be future jokes made by Trump himself about his presidential tenure.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker believes that an era of absurdist comedy is coming up where comedians will do bits that might seem arcane to them like Malcolm in the Middle, and this will coexist with serious issues like the refugee crisis that resulted from destabilizing the Middle East during the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
55:46 - 58:12 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker believes that an era of absurdist comedy is coming up where comedians will do bits that might seem arcane to them like Malcolm in the Middle, and this will coexist with serious issues like the refugee crisis that resulted from destabilizing the Middle East during the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Speculation on the aftermath of Trump losing the election and the kind of comedy people are ready for.
58:12 - 1:02:15 (04:03)
Summary
Speculation on the aftermath of Trump losing the election and the kind of comedy people are ready for.
EpisodeEp. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss the possibility of political chaos in America due to the sociopaths in government refusing to count votes and the upcoming election.
1:02:15 - 1:04:14 (01:58)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss the possibility of political chaos in America due to the sociopaths in government refusing to count votes and the upcoming election.