Episode

Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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Published: Mon Dec 21 2020
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Chapters
The speaker discusses his recent conversation with Annie Letterman and Trip Avitzky about a mole removal gadget and talks about his love for dogs.
00:00 - 02:07 (02:07)
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Dogs
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The speaker discusses his recent conversation with Annie Letterman and Trip Avitzky about a mole removal gadget and talks about his love for dogs.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses stigma and discomfort surrounding words to describe female body parts, and suggests ways to overcome this barrier to better understand and care for these parts of the body.
02:07 - 04:37 (02:30)
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Women's Health
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The speaker discusses stigma and discomfort surrounding words to describe female body parts, and suggests ways to overcome this barrier to better understand and care for these parts of the body.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses concerns about the current state of cancel culture, advocating for more nuance and understanding in public discourse.
04:38 - 06:05 (01:27)
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Cancel Culture
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The speaker expresses concerns about the current state of cancel culture, advocating for more nuance and understanding in public discourse.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person is flirting and giving compliments to someone else, comparing their beauty to that of their wife's.
06:05 - 07:33 (01:27)
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Personal Interaction
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A person is flirting and giving compliments to someone else, comparing their beauty to that of their wife's.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation between the speaker and their guests delves into sexual awkwardness and potential comedy gold from roasting old stand-up specials.
07:33 - 09:12 (01:39)
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Comedy
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A conversation between the speaker and their guests delves into sexual awkwardness and potential comedy gold from roasting old stand-up specials.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares a story about his first time having sex with his wife and wearing a condom because of his fear of contracting AIDS and other STDs due to his sex-negative views growing up.
09:12 - 10:17 (01:05)
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Sex Education
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Comedian Bert Kreischer shares a story about his first time having sex with his wife and wearing a condom because of his fear of contracting AIDS and other STDs due to his sex-negative views growing up.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their sexual history with different age ranges and their desire to have a child after stopping protected sex with their partner.
10:18 - 11:39 (01:21)
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Sexual health
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The speaker discusses their sexual history with different age ranges and their desire to have a child after stopping protected sex with their partner.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is a short conversational excerpt with one person admiring the conversational style of another person they are talking to.
11:39 - 13:09 (01:30)
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Conversation
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This is a short conversational excerpt with one person admiring the conversational style of another person they are talking to.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast discuss the ethical implications of not paying podcast guests and the potential financial struggles for some guests.
13:09 - 14:50 (01:41)
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podcasting
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The hosts of the podcast discuss the ethical implications of not paying podcast guests and the potential financial struggles for some guests.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion ranging from the hate of fans to the cars owned by a successful Hollywood producer, actress, comedian, and showrunner.
14:50 - 16:58 (02:07)
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Entertainment
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A discussion ranging from the hate of fans to the cars owned by a successful Hollywood producer, actress, comedian, and showrunner.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about their childhood experiences with money, including thoughts of getting an engagement ring at six years old and receiving notices about unpaid tuition.
16:58 - 19:22 (02:24)
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Money
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The speaker reminisces about their childhood experiences with money, including thoughts of getting an engagement ring at six years old and receiving notices about unpaid tuition.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The provided text is incomprehensible and cannot be summarized.
19:22 - 21:33 (02:11)
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A father shares his experience of telling a joke to his daughter who does not approve of it.
21:33 - 24:42 (03:09)
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Comedy
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A father shares his experience of telling a joke to his daughter who does not approve of it.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The cunning disease of addiction can manifest in various ways such as gifting, cooking, manipulating, money, sex, love addiction, and more.
24:42 - 29:24 (04:42)
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Addiction
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The cunning disease of addiction can manifest in various ways such as gifting, cooking, manipulating, money, sex, love addiction, and more. Comedian Whitney Cummings' addiction meme humorously highlights the obsession and control that addiction can have over a person.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bill Burr shares his unconventional views on physical beauty and the kind of people he finds attractive, including celebrities like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
29:24 - 31:53 (02:29)
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Celebrity, Beauty Standards
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Comedian Bill Burr shares his unconventional views on physical beauty and the kind of people he finds attractive, including celebrities like Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript is a jumbled mix of unintelligible sentences and phrases, including a mention of Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime.
31:53 - 33:21 (01:28)
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N/A
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The transcript is a jumbled mix of unintelligible sentences and phrases, including a mention of Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the benefits of journaling, including promoting mindfulness and productivity.
33:21 - 35:54 (02:32)
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Journaling
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The host discusses the benefits of journaling, including promoting mindfulness and productivity. They also share a personal story about recognizing someone else's journaling habits.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person received $25,000 per episode for telling funny jokes in 2015.
35:54 - 37:21 (01:27)
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Comedy
The speaker expresses an interest in hearing more from Biju Phillips, despite her talk show being canceled.
37:21 - 39:24 (02:02)
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Talk shows
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The speaker expresses an interest in hearing more from Biju Phillips, despite her talk show being canceled. They also mention finding the host's perfume unpleasant but strangely appealing.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admits to taking swag bags from gifting suites with famous friends and selling them on eBay, causing hurt feelings.
39:24 - 42:45 (03:21)
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Celebrity Culture
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The speaker admits to taking swag bags from gifting suites with famous friends and selling them on eBay, causing hurt feelings.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the host talks about the importance of knowing your net worth and how he used to ask successful people about their finances, including Hank Azaria who has points on The Simpsons.
42:45 - 44:30 (01:45)
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Net Worth
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In this podcast episode, the host talks about the importance of knowing your net worth and how he used to ask successful people about their finances, including Hank Azaria who has points on The Simpsons.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a favorite moment with Joe Rogan and friends.
44:30 - 46:51 (02:20)
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Podcast
The speaker defends Tom Cruise's rant on the set of Mission Impossible 7, stating that people in the industry can be slack and that Cruise was justified in being upset.
46:51 - 50:27 (03:35)
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Tom Cruise
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The speaker defends Tom Cruise's rant on the set of Mission Impossible 7, stating that people in the industry can be slack and that Cruise was justified in being upset. They also mention that Cruise is paid much more than the crew members on set.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion around Tom Cruise's behavior on set, with the opinion that someone in his position should be able to communicate with a crew with respect.
50:27 - 54:28 (04:01)
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Tom Cruise
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A discussion around Tom Cruise's behavior on set, with the opinion that someone in his position should be able to communicate with a crew with respect.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript features an actor sharing his experience of working in the entertainment industry with emphasis on the challenges faced by actors and ways to motivate oneself.
54:29 - 57:08 (02:39)
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Entertainment
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The transcript features an actor sharing his experience of working in the entertainment industry with emphasis on the challenges faced by actors and ways to motivate oneself.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The production safety of TV shows and movies can differ, with TV shows often considered to be safer than movies.
57:08 - 1:01:39 (04:30)
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Production Safety
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The production safety of TV shows and movies can differ, with TV shows often considered to be safer than movies. This is especially relevant to states that are often ignored in Hollywood, where viewers still watch TV shows at scheduled times.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker relates to Tom Cruise's addiction to fame, while also mentioning the struggle of staying relevant during the pandemic.
1:01:39 - 1:04:57 (03:18)
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Tom Cruise
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The speaker relates to Tom Cruise's addiction to fame, while also mentioning the struggle of staying relevant during the pandemic.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, a speaker makes an inappropriate comment about the dark web and watching inappropriate content, but highlights the good intentions of an employer.
1:04:57 - 1:07:33 (02:35)
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Dark Web
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In this podcast, a speaker makes an inappropriate comment about the dark web and watching inappropriate content, but highlights the good intentions of an employer.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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Comedian Tim Dillon gets mobbed by fans while shopping at Target.
1:07:33 - 1:10:28 (02:55)
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Comedy
The hosts discuss cancel culture and how society scrutinizes celebrities' appearance and actions, referencing recent instances of a white woman being criticized for dancing in an African-influenced way and a celebrity's un-makeup picture.
1:10:28 - 1:12:54 (02:26)
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Cancel Culture
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The hosts discuss cancel culture and how society scrutinizes celebrities' appearance and actions, referencing recent instances of a white woman being criticized for dancing in an African-influenced way and a celebrity's un-makeup picture.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host shares a controversial video of a mole removal, leading to backlash and accusations of insensitivity.
1:12:55 - 1:15:23 (02:27)
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Social Media
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The podcast host shares a controversial video of a mole removal, leading to backlash and accusations of insensitivity.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses their thoughts on disrespect towards service workers and how people of color react to it.
1:15:23 - 1:17:32 (02:09)
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Service Workers
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In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses their thoughts on disrespect towards service workers and how people of color react to it.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares how listening to old songs helps bring up forgotten memories and stories.
1:17:32 - 1:20:39 (03:06)
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Music
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The speaker shares how listening to old songs helps bring up forgotten memories and stories. They also talk about searching for a specific song from an old album.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this snippet, the speaker talks about Tom's concern and how he crossed him over in a basketball game.
1:20:39 - 1:22:56 (02:16)
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Basketball
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In this snippet, the speaker talks about Tom's concern and how he crossed him over in a basketball game.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is confused about people assuming she knows famous individuals and references to movies, despite not having seen them.
1:22:56 - 1:25:57 (03:01)
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Celebrities
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The speaker is confused about people assuming she knows famous individuals and references to movies, despite not having seen them.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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Bill Murray shared some insight on fame and wealth, mentioning that someone had told him to try becoming rich before wanting to be famous.
1:25:57 - 1:29:24 (03:26)
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Fame
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Bill Murray shared some insight on fame and wealth, mentioning that someone had told him to try becoming rich before wanting to be famous. The speaker also expresses frustration towards wealthy individuals who do not prioritize their financial safety.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on how the #MeToo movement has impacted women in Appalachia and how the portrayal of women as fragile and weak is not accurate.
1:29:24 - 1:31:41 (02:16)
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#MeToo
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A discussion on how the #MeToo movement has impacted women in Appalachia and how the portrayal of women as fragile and weak is not accurate.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A team of performers practices their routine under various uncomfortable conditions to build adaptability, similar to the way comics build trust with their team.
1:31:41 - 1:34:07 (02:26)
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Performers
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A team of performers practices their routine under various uncomfortable conditions to build adaptability, similar to the way comics build trust with their team.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian expresses his struggle with knowing what to do with his hands during a stand-up performance, including using the mic cord as a prop in one of his specials.
1:34:08 - 1:36:03 (01:54)
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Comedy
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The comedian expresses his struggle with knowing what to do with his hands during a stand-up performance, including using the mic cord as a prop in one of his specials.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares his experience at a roast where he became the target of jokes related to his plastic surgery.
1:36:03 - 1:38:20 (02:17)
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Comedy
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A comedian shares his experience at a roast where he became the target of jokes related to his plastic surgery.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Sarah Silverman has embraced "woke culture" but has faced criticism for it, with some detractors pointing to past behavior.
1:38:20 - 1:41:11 (02:51)
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Sarah Silverman
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Comedian Sarah Silverman has embraced "woke culture" but has faced criticism for it, with some detractors pointing to past behavior. Despite this, Silverman has continued to perform specials for platforms like Netflix.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This episode features Bert Kreischer, who goes out of control and surprises the listeners.
1:41:11 - 1:42:28 (01:17)
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Entertainment
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This episode features Bert Kreischer, who goes out of control and surprises the listeners. The hosts exchange gifts, promising excitement and laughter.

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Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer