Episode
Ep 438- Full Zordon
1:15:40
Published: Fri Apr 14 2023
Description
Shawn is out of town, hotdoggin on the Road. Lemaire is filling in...all the way in if you know what I mean. Matt and Shane are two fully adult men. Though time has not yet claimed their minds or bodies. And so here they are yet another week, digging into the crevices of their depraved minds for your entertainment, to provide a temporary escape from your vaguely nightmarish life. God have mercy on us all...
Chapters
The podcast hosts talk to executive producer La Mer Lee, who mentions the touring musician and discusses giving a song to the mayor.
00:00 - 01:35 (01:35)
Summary
The podcast hosts talk to executive producer La Mer Lee, who mentions the touring musician and discusses giving a song to the mayor.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker engages in incoherent rambling, jumping from topic to topic without making sense.
01:35 - 04:10 (02:35)
Summary
The speaker engages in incoherent rambling, jumping from topic to topic without making sense.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker describes the feeling of panic as though something is passing through his body and the physical symptoms that result from it.
04:10 - 07:28 (03:18)
Summary
The speaker describes the feeling of panic as though something is passing through his body and the physical symptoms that result from it. He compares it to a sense of anxiety when using outdated technology or struggling to succeed in front of an audience.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker talks about his experience walking around Southie and feeling like he was the toughest person there, tapping into the 80s vibe by avoiding music and not running into anyone during his walk.
07:28 - 09:27 (01:59)
Summary
The speaker talks about his experience walking around Southie and feeling like he was the toughest person there, tapping into the 80s vibe by avoiding music and not running into anyone during his walk.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker describes his experience of encountering seven heroin addicts while shopping, and his observation of their behavior while under the influence.
09:27 - 12:01 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker describes his experience of encountering seven heroin addicts while shopping, and his observation of their behavior while under the influence.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Two racially charged altercations in the streets are recounted, one involving a calm Asian man and an angry passerby, and the other involving a frozen Mexican man and a disrespectful stranger.
12:01 - 16:17 (04:15)
Summary
Two racially charged altercations in the streets are recounted, one involving a calm Asian man and an angry passerby, and the other involving a frozen Mexican man and a disrespectful stranger.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Summary
Unable to understand the spoken words.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A discussion about homelessness and hunger and the need for compassion and support for those who are struggling.
18:28 - 20:31 (02:02)
Summary
A discussion about homelessness and hunger and the need for compassion and support for those who are struggling.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker predicts that drug companies would lobby the government to provide clean, safe heroin to users as a way of solving the issue with cartels and pacifying drug addicts.
20:31 - 23:44 (03:12)
Summary
The speaker predicts that drug companies would lobby the government to provide clean, safe heroin to users as a way of solving the issue with cartels and pacifying drug addicts.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this podcast, the speaker discusses an array of random topics including cartels, music preferences, and performing oral sex on someone named Bill.
23:44 - 26:58 (03:14)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker discusses an array of random topics including cartels, music preferences, and performing oral sex on someone named Bill.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Two friends discuss their music preferences with one explaining how strip club DJs sound like they're punching themselves in the nuts, while the other can only listen to Tronica pop.
26:59 - 29:56 (02:57)
Summary
Two friends discuss their music preferences with one explaining how strip club DJs sound like they're punching themselves in the nuts, while the other can only listen to Tronica pop.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker talks about how the booster is like getting the booze, compares flying across the Pacific to flying to Brazil, and suggests that a booster might not be necessary for such a long flight.
29:56 - 32:16 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker talks about how the booster is like getting the booze, compares flying across the Pacific to flying to Brazil, and suggests that a booster might not be necessary for such a long flight.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Johnson & Johnson has settled for $9 billion due to their baby powder causing cancer.
32:16 - 35:04 (02:48)
Summary
Johnson & Johnson has settled for $9 billion due to their baby powder causing cancer. The company has been continuously sued for this issue.
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PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast discusses how deodorant may not be good for people as it seals a door in the body and stops moisture from getting out, leading to body odor.
35:04 - 38:56 (03:51)
Summary
The podcast discusses how deodorant may not be good for people as it seals a door in the body and stops moisture from getting out, leading to body odor. However, smelling bad is worse for one's health, and the body pushes moisture out through the lymph nodes.
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PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker shares their thoughts on how as humans, we can hijack our own biology, reflect upon our actions and experiences, and have empathy for others, even those who struggle with addiction.
38:56 - 41:54 (02:58)
Summary
The speaker shares their thoughts on how as humans, we can hijack our own biology, reflect upon our actions and experiences, and have empathy for others, even those who struggle with addiction.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A person on the phone is passionately advocating for something related to Astro.
41:54 - 43:30 (01:36)
Summary
A person on the phone is passionately advocating for something related to Astro. The speaker does not understand what the person is trying to say.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A man describes his uncomfortable and embarrassing visit to a doctor for a penis rash, including concerns about his flaccid size and having to explain it was not a kink.
43:30 - 45:33 (02:03)
Summary
A man describes his uncomfortable and embarrassing visit to a doctor for a penis rash, including concerns about his flaccid size and having to explain it was not a kink.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This podcast briefly mentions two free tools for promo codes and a cool smoking accessory, the Freeze Pipe, which cools smoke for an ice-like puff.
45:35 - 50:11 (04:35)
Summary
This podcast briefly mentions two free tools for promo codes and a cool smoking accessory, the Freeze Pipe, which cools smoke for an ice-like puff. The podcast also encourages the use of the promo code "drenched" for a 10% discount on the entire order of Freeze Pipe products.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses the rising cost of food and uses eggs as an example, noting that some types can be expensive and that food costs may make up a significant portion of a person's budget.
50:12 - 52:53 (02:40)
Summary
The speaker discusses the rising cost of food and uses eggs as an example, noting that some types can be expensive and that food costs may make up a significant portion of a person's budget.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
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The speaker discusses the idea of white collar parents leaving their newborn babies at daycare to return to work, resulting in the irresponsible behavior of deadbeat parents.
52:53 - 55:19 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker discusses the idea of white collar parents leaving their newborn babies at daycare to return to work, resulting in the irresponsible behavior of deadbeat parents.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker makes inappropriate and offensive comments about diseases and childcare facilities.
55:19 - 58:09 (02:49)
Summary
The speaker makes inappropriate and offensive comments about diseases and childcare facilities.
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PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses how having kids amplifies one's insecurities as a parent and how he worries about being seen as ridiculous compared to other families.
58:09 - 1:02:11 (04:02)
Summary
The speaker discusses how having kids amplifies one's insecurities as a parent and how he worries about being seen as ridiculous compared to other families.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast discusses personal anxieties and insecurities and how they can affect decision-making at work and in personal life.
1:02:11 - 1:03:38 (01:26)
Summary
The podcast discusses personal anxieties and insecurities and how they can affect decision-making at work and in personal life.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker reminisces about funny situations at the park, from getting a Frisbee caught in a tree to seeing a dad unable to climb a fence.
1:03:38 - 1:06:53 (03:15)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about funny situations at the park, from getting a Frisbee caught in a tree to seeing a dad unable to climb a fence. They also share their opinions on attending college.
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PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker talks about their own standardized test score and mentions the discrepancy between their math and writing scores.
1:06:53 - 1:09:42 (02:48)
Summary
The speaker talks about their own standardized test score and mentions the discrepancy between their math and writing scores.
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PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast host discusses Joe Biden's fatherhood skills during his drug years and how impressed he was with his parenting.
1:09:42 - 1:11:24 (01:41)
Summary
The podcast host discusses Joe Biden's fatherhood skills during his drug years and how impressed he was with his parenting. However, the stories told are still questionable.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
No clear topic or theme can be derived from this incoherent collection of phrases and thoughts.
1:11:24 - 1:14:44 (03:20)
Summary
No clear topic or theme can be derived from this incoherent collection of phrases and thoughts.
EpisodeEp 438- Full Zordon
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker shares how he copes with his anxiety by watching violent videos.
1:14:44 - 1:15:36 (00:52)
Summary
The speaker shares how he copes with his anxiety by watching violent videos.