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The reunion has arrived, but the hipsters they hired are causing problems.
00:00 - 01:40 (01:40)
Summary
The reunion has arrived, but the hipsters they hired are causing problems.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker talks about the power of crystals in organizing their life and mentions that scientists don't know why some minerals become a crystal.
01:40 - 03:11 (01:30)
Summary
The speaker talks about the power of crystals in organizing their life and mentions that scientists don't know why some minerals become a crystal.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker expresses his desire for a marriage that does not disrespect the importance of black love and sticking with your own kind.
03:11 - 04:57 (01:46)
Summary
The speaker expresses his desire for a marriage that does not disrespect the importance of black love and sticking with your own kind.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the ethics and potential consequences of stolen valor, including the idea of showing up to the Pentagon in a military uniform and the concept of shame surrounding old West Point uniforms.
04:57 - 07:49 (02:52)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the ethics and potential consequences of stolen valor, including the idea of showing up to the Pentagon in a military uniform and the concept of shame surrounding old West Point uniforms.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A conversation about disclosing intimate details of your partner's sleepwalking habits.
07:50 - 10:08 (02:18)
Summary
A conversation about disclosing intimate details of your partner's sleepwalking habits.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A conversation about fashion preferences with mentions of cowboy hats.
10:08 - 15:43 (05:35)
Summary
A conversation about fashion preferences with mentions of cowboy hats.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Comedian Finesse Mitchell talks about the art of joke stealing and how to make it work without getting caught.
15:43 - 17:16 (01:32)
Summary
Comedian Finesse Mitchell talks about the art of joke stealing and how to make it work without getting caught.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A comedian discusses the struggles of making new jokes and how he has been up to nothing lately.
17:16 - 18:44 (01:28)
Summary
A comedian discusses the struggles of making new jokes and how he has been up to nothing lately.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This podcast episode features uncomfortable confessions about getting handjobs with butter and vaseline.
18:44 - 21:51 (03:06)
Summary
This podcast episode features uncomfortable confessions about getting handjobs with butter and vaseline.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses her personal beliefs and experiences surrounding masturbation and sex, stating that she only engages in either activity when she feels a certain amount of pressure or stress building up within herself, rather than as a form of insecurity or self-validation.
21:51 - 24:46 (02:55)
Summary
The speaker discusses her personal beliefs and experiences surrounding masturbation and sex, stating that she only engages in either activity when she feels a certain amount of pressure or stress building up within herself, rather than as a form of insecurity or self-validation.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This transcript contains graphic descriptions of sexual acts and is not suitable for all audiences.
24:46 - 26:37 (01:51)
Summary
This transcript contains graphic descriptions of sexual acts and is not suitable for all audiences.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses his preference for naming the geography of the girl's genitalia and how it makes a difference in the experience, giving examples from different regions.
26:38 - 31:17 (04:39)
Summary
The speaker discusses his preference for naming the geography of the girl's genitalia and how it makes a difference in the experience, giving examples from different regions.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The transcript discusses a range of things from how to hide cuts from cameras to how effective a full-on cry and scream could be in expressing anger.
31:17 - 35:28 (04:10)
Summary
The transcript discusses a range of things from how to hide cuts from cameras to how effective a full-on cry and scream could be in expressing anger.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The hosts discuss the evolution of their podcast, their attempts at angering fans, and making enough money to perhaps not care about the quality of their content.
35:28 - 38:32 (03:04)
Summary
The hosts discuss the evolution of their podcast, their attempts at angering fans, and making enough money to perhaps not care about the quality of their content.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast discusses a young football team's challenges while on the road and the need to learn about COVID-19 moving forward, including vaccines.
38:32 - 40:44 (02:12)
Summary
The podcast discusses a young football team's challenges while on the road and the need to learn about COVID-19 moving forward, including vaccines. There is also a brief mention of the reluctance of some basketball players to get vaccinated.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speakers discuss a hunting technique used by indigenous people involving trapping a specific animal and feeding it in a box for two years.
40:44 - 45:40 (04:56)
Summary
The speakers discuss a hunting technique used by indigenous people involving trapping a specific animal and feeding it in a box for two years.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker shares their experiences with stand-up comedy and how writing jokes about themselves and their life experiences helped them succeed in the industry.
45:41 - 51:39 (05:58)
Summary
The speaker shares their experiences with stand-up comedy and how writing jokes about themselves and their life experiences helped them succeed in the industry.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A comedian makes an insensitive joke about the Special Olympics and picks a fight with a woman who disagrees with his material.
51:39 - 53:46 (02:06)
Summary
A comedian makes an insensitive joke about the Special Olympics and picks a fight with a woman who disagrees with his material.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The conversation is difficult to follow and lacks context, but involves a possible physical altercation with a large individual and a comparison between Godzilla and Megalodon.
53:46 - 56:16 (02:30)
Summary
The conversation is difficult to follow and lacks context, but involves a possible physical altercation with a large individual and a comparison between Godzilla and Megalodon.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast host and guest have a discussion about Poland's history, specifically being taken over frequently, and briefly mention Belarus, talking about some of the history of freedom fighters there.
56:16 - 1:00:10 (03:54)
Summary
The podcast host and guest have a discussion about Poland's history, specifically being taken over frequently, and briefly mention Belarus, talking about some of the history of freedom fighters there.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The conversation is highly unstructured, consisting of multiple tangents, ranging from discussing a man with multiple wives, a rock-stacking vampire show actor who beats his wife, and the possibility of aliens speaking to the Mayans.
1:00:10 - 1:04:16 (04:05)
Summary
The conversation is highly unstructured, consisting of multiple tangents, ranging from discussing a man with multiple wives, a rock-stacking vampire show actor who beats his wife, and the possibility of aliens speaking to the Mayans.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this excerpt, the speaker touches upon the sensitive topic of blackface and the possible consequences that surround its use, while recounting a personal experience with a roommate.
1:04:16 - 1:07:31 (03:14)
Summary
In this excerpt, the speaker touches upon the sensitive topic of blackface and the possible consequences that surround its use, while recounting a personal experience with a roommate.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A discussion about the controversy surrounding Nick Cannon's blackface comments and whether or not it should be a reason for him to lose his jobs.
1:07:31 - 1:09:11 (01:40)
Summary
A discussion about the controversy surrounding Nick Cannon's blackface comments and whether or not it should be a reason for him to lose his jobs.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
NASCAR has been portrayed as being largely resistant to progressive movements, but in reality, it has been proactive in its efforts.
1:09:11 - 1:11:19 (02:07)
Summary
NASCAR has been portrayed as being largely resistant to progressive movements, but in reality, it has been proactive in its efforts.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A man took a significant pay cut from earning hundreds of thousands of dollars to only $400 a week, but attributes it to rediscovering himself.
1:11:19 - 1:13:45 (02:25)
Summary
A man took a significant pay cut from earning hundreds of thousands of dollars to only $400 a week, but attributes it to rediscovering himself.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this podcast, the host expresses his enjoyment of losing money publicly and shares his experience of betting on Korean horse racing.
1:13:45 - 1:16:09 (02:24)
Summary
In this podcast, the host expresses his enjoyment of losing money publicly and shares his experience of betting on Korean horse racing.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The conversation revolves around the idea of dropping out of society and living off the grid, with some humorous remarks about keeping a dog or a pig in the house.
1:16:09 - 1:18:04 (01:54)
Summary
The conversation revolves around the idea of dropping out of society and living off the grid, with some humorous remarks about keeping a dog or a pig in the house.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A podcast host discusses the irony of politicians on the right who have historically been against mandates now advocating against the COVID-19 vaccine mandate while comparing it to the pro-choice movement.
1:18:04 - 1:20:25 (02:20)
Summary
A podcast host discusses the irony of politicians on the right who have historically been against mandates now advocating against the COVID-19 vaccine mandate while comparing it to the pro-choice movement.
EpisodeEp 366 - He's Back
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The hosts discuss the potential negative impact of the abortion issue on Republican voting during elections and also touch on the concept of "The Big Lie."
1:20:25 - 1:22:11 (01:45)
Summary
The hosts discuss the potential negative impact of the abortion issue on Republican voting during elections and also touch on the concept of "The Big Lie."