Episode

Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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1:31:17
Published: Thu Apr 22 2021
Description

LAMORP joins the D.A.W.G.Z. to talk about his love life. What a glorious cast. Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

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Two hosts discuss the correct pronunciation of the manga and anime franchise “Naruto” after one of them gets corrected by a friend.
00:00 - 00:52 (00:52)
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Naruto
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Two hosts discuss the correct pronunciation of the manga and anime franchise “Naruto” after one of them gets corrected by a friend. They also briefly mention the documentary “Q” and a person named Ed.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast discusses the iconic moment of the Area 51 storming and the perception of nerds as a symbol of resistance against the US government's evil plans.
00:52 - 03:27 (02:34)
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Area 51
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The podcast discusses the iconic moment of the Area 51 storming and the perception of nerds as a symbol of resistance against the US government's evil plans.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A person goes on a nonsensical rant using offensive language and derogatory terms to describe a group of people and talks about forgoing glasses for a week while praying.
03:27 - 05:24 (01:57)
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Offensive language
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A person goes on a nonsensical rant using offensive language and derogatory terms to describe a group of people and talks about forgoing glasses for a week while praying.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker expresses satisfaction that justice got served for OJ Simpson, who had allegedly wanted "white justice."
05:24 - 07:18 (01:54)
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Justice
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The speaker expresses satisfaction that justice got served for OJ Simpson, who had allegedly wanted "white justice."

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses their concerns about police putting themselves in danger unnecessarily and the idea of holding cops accountable for inaction.
07:18 - 09:25 (02:07)
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Police protocol
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The speaker discusses their concerns about police putting themselves in danger unnecessarily and the idea of holding cops accountable for inaction.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The hosts discuss the moral implications of citizens intervening during criminal activities such as the recent stabbing incident in Los Angeles.
09:25 - 11:59 (02:34)
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Ethics
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The hosts discuss the moral implications of citizens intervening during criminal activities such as the recent stabbing incident in Los Angeles.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker talks about a significant age difference between their father and his girlfriend, with the girlfriend being 20 years older than the father.
11:59 - 14:15 (02:15)
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age difference
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The speaker talks about a significant age difference between their father and his girlfriend, with the girlfriend being 20 years older than the father. They mention that people often commented on the relationship negatively.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A former employee shares stories of inappropriate behavior and observations at a law firm, including a male colleague checking out female coworkers' profiles and making inappropriate comments.
14:16 - 17:02 (02:45)
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Law
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A former employee shares stories of inappropriate behavior and observations at a law firm, including a male colleague checking out female coworkers' profiles and making inappropriate comments.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Two individuals discuss various clothing options, including nurse pants and brown shorts for postal workers.
17:02 - 18:49 (01:47)
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USPS Dress Code
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Two individuals discuss various clothing options, including nurse pants and brown shorts for postal workers. They also mention encounters with people wearing similar outfits.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker contemplates going to community college and dressing up like a character from a 90s movie.
18:50 - 22:05 (03:14)
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Comedy
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The speaker contemplates going to community college and dressing up like a character from a 90s movie. They reflect on the portrayal of bad white kids in movies and their experience sitting in the back of a van with a group of people.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This transcript is incomprehensible and does not convey any meaningful information.
22:05 - 24:34 (02:28)
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N/A
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This transcript is incomprehensible and does not convey any meaningful information.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This podcast episode includes explicit language and offensive humor about topics such as peeing oneself and age-related bodily functions.
24:34 - 28:50 (04:16)
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Comedy
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This podcast episode includes explicit language and offensive humor about topics such as peeing oneself and age-related bodily functions.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Comedian Joe Rogan discusses the idea of having an immigrant police force in Kenya, specifically from Dagestan, stating that "immigrants get it done".
28:50 - 31:10 (02:19)
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Immigration
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Comedian Joe Rogan discusses the idea of having an immigrant police force in Kenya, specifically from Dagestan, stating that "immigrants get it done". He also mentions a recent incident where a Somali cop killed someone and suggests that the police force needs improvement.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker expresses their belief that black people in America have lower self-esteem compared to other ethnic groups.
31:10 - 35:23 (04:13)
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Self-esteem, African Americans, African Immigrants
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The speaker expresses their belief that black people in America have lower self-esteem compared to other ethnic groups. They also touch on the conflict between African immigrants and African Americans due to the differences in their self-perceived social status.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker shares a personal story about escaping hardships, including murder, and the racism and systemic oppression that black people face in America.
35:23 - 37:54 (02:31)
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Racism and Oppression
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The speaker shares a personal story about escaping hardships, including murder, and the racism and systemic oppression that black people face in America.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this podcast, the speaker talks about the imagination of the video game designers and their need for therapy to cope with the twisted fatalities they come up with in their games.
37:54 - 41:56 (04:01)
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video games
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In this podcast, the speaker talks about the imagination of the video game designers and their need for therapy to cope with the twisted fatalities they come up with in their games.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast features a brief discussion on US Stratcom and their recent attempts to go viral on social media.
41:56 - 43:23 (01:27)
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US Stratcom
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The podcast features a brief discussion on US Stratcom and their recent attempts to go viral on social media. The speaker ponders on the intent for such actions.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast features conversations on financial planning, personal development, and sex in your 30's.
43:23 - 46:37 (03:13)
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Finance, Personal Development, Sex
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The podcast features conversations on financial planning, personal development, and sex in your 30's.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A group discusses the experiences and feelings associated with using condoms for the first time.
46:37 - 49:00 (02:22)
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Condoms
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A group discusses the experiences and feelings associated with using condoms for the first time.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This transcript excerpt contains inappropriate language and nonsensical rambling.
49:00 - 52:01 (03:01)
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Inappropriate Language
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This transcript excerpt contains inappropriate language and nonsensical rambling.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A conversation about boxing, pushing rocks, and stretching faces like the Joker.
52:01 - 53:42 (01:40)
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boxing
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A conversation about boxing, pushing rocks, and stretching faces like the Joker.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker talks about the problem of meth usage in poor areas with youth gangs and how it affects even those who run youth programs.
53:45 - 57:32 (03:47)
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Gang violence
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The speaker talks about the problem of meth usage in poor areas with youth gangs and how it affects even those who run youth programs.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast talks about the active social media presence of narco-cartels including posts of sexy ladies posing with drugs and guns.
57:32 - 1:01:36 (04:03)
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Narco-Cartels
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The podcast talks about the active social media presence of narco-cartels including posts of sexy ladies posing with drugs and guns.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Two individuals have an explicit conversation about vaginas, specifically discussing the anatomy and oral sex.
1:01:36 - 1:03:22 (01:46)
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Sex Education
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Two individuals have an explicit conversation about vaginas, specifically discussing the anatomy and oral sex.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Andrew Santino talks about inappropriate conversations and encounters, including noisy sex, overheard conversations, and awkward moments.
1:03:22 - 1:05:33 (02:10)
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Comedy
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Andrew Santino talks about inappropriate conversations and encounters, including noisy sex, overheard conversations, and awkward moments.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The hosts discuss sexual preferences and hygiene, with one host sharing his personal experiences with bad smelling vaginas.
1:05:33 - 1:06:51 (01:17)
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Sexual preferences
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The hosts discuss sexual preferences and hygiene, with one host sharing his personal experiences with bad smelling vaginas.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker expresses his excitement and passion for getting married, stating he will keep getting married if people don't show up.
1:06:51 - 1:09:40 (02:49)
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Marriage
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The speaker expresses his excitement and passion for getting married, stating he will keep getting married if people don't show up. He also talks about wanting to be married badly.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The world of new age health guys who hate wearing masks and love God is discussed, with a humorous take on their logic behind it all.
1:09:40 - 1:11:52 (02:11)
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New Age Health
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The world of new age health guys who hate wearing masks and love God is discussed, with a humorous take on their logic behind it all.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker talks about his experience of exercising for six days and how he felt his heart rate increasing throughout the days.
1:11:52 - 1:13:54 (02:02)
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Exercise
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The speaker talks about his experience of exercising for six days and how he felt his heart rate increasing throughout the days. He also mentioned feeling swollen during and after exercising.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A random tangent about the effects of masturbation on the body and questionable comments about parenting.
1:13:54 - 1:16:42 (02:47)
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None
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A random tangent about the effects of masturbation on the body and questionable comments about parenting.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker describes a technique used by a porn star to stimulate male genitalia and achieve orgasm.
1:16:42 - 1:19:28 (02:46)
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Sexual Education
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The speaker describes a technique used by a porn star to stimulate male genitalia and achieve orgasm.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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The speaker describes a technique for achieving "no touch" pleasures by mentally stimulating oneself to achieve a physical response without physical touch by pushing the diaphragm forward.
1:19:28 - 1:21:22 (01:53)
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Sexual Health
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The speaker describes a technique for achieving "no touch" pleasures by mentally stimulating oneself to achieve a physical response without physical touch by pushing the diaphragm forward.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This transcript excerpt contains random and nonsensical phrases without clear context or coherence.
1:21:22 - 1:23:56 (02:33)
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N/A
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This transcript excerpt contains random and nonsensical phrases without clear context or coherence.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The origin of the Aryans is uncertain but it is suggested that they came from Siberia.
1:23:56 - 1:26:10 (02:14)
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Aryans
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The origin of the Aryans is uncertain but it is suggested that they came from Siberia. The podcast discusses the history of the Aryan race and the controversies surrounding their origins.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker plans to conduct an interview with a woman who discusses quantum mind-related topics, intending to ask her tough questions about her thesis.
1:26:10 - 1:28:55 (02:44)
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Quantum Mind Stuff
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The speaker plans to conduct an interview with a woman who discusses quantum mind-related topics, intending to ask her tough questions about her thesis.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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The speaker discusses a misunderstanding about their plans for the weekend, thinking they had to attend a gathering on Friday when they had actually confused the dates.
1:28:55 - 1:30:37 (01:42)
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Misunderstanding
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The speaker discusses a misunderstanding about their plans for the weekend, thinking they had to attend a gathering on Friday when they had actually confused the dates.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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The hosts recommend the Penny in the Mouth podcast with Nate Marshall and Andy Malafrina, as well as the Alt Black podcast with Keenan and Brandon, for their listeners to check out.
1:30:37 - 1:31:11 (00:34)
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Podcasts
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The hosts recommend the Penny in the Mouth podcast with Nate Marshall and Andy Malafrina, as well as the Alt Black podcast with Keenan and Brandon, for their listeners to check out.

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Ep 344- Lemaire wants to Cuddle
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast