Episode
Ep 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
1:41:33
Published: Wed Mar 15 2023
Description
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Chapters
Two people share anecdotes about their haircuts with their hairdresser who has cut the hair of celebrities like Ozzy Osbourne and Perry Farrell.
00:00 - 01:34 (01:34)
Summary
Two people share anecdotes about their haircuts with their hairdresser who has cut the hair of celebrities like Ozzy Osbourne and Perry Farrell.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses the culture of Hollywood hairstyle and the importance of trusting the opinions of multiple people when it comes to personal appearance.
01:34 - 04:27 (02:52)
Summary
The speaker discusses the culture of Hollywood hairstyle and the importance of trusting the opinions of multiple people when it comes to personal appearance.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Summary
$news is a word.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this podcast episode, two parents reflect on the joy of parenting and the unique names they came up with for their children.
06:02 - 07:44 (01:42)
Summary
In this podcast episode, two parents reflect on the joy of parenting and the unique names they came up with for their children. The conversation is light-hearted and playful, emphasizing the humor in the ups and downs of raising kids.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker mulls over thoughts on death, the Cold War mentality, holograms, and drinking.
07:44 - 10:36 (02:52)
Summary
The speaker mulls over thoughts on death, the Cold War mentality, holograms, and drinking. They express a desire for their wife to die with them but for their kids to live on despite the implication of potential infidelity.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast discusses inappropriate remarks on death and cheating on one's spouse.
10:36 - 13:34 (02:58)
Summary
The podcast discusses inappropriate remarks on death and cheating on one's spouse.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker gives a disturbing and nonsensical commentary on a legal case regarding a sexual predator, making violent and graphic statements.
13:34 - 18:08 (04:33)
Summary
The speaker gives a disturbing and nonsensical commentary on a legal case regarding a sexual predator, making violent and graphic statements.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The idea that death isn't real is explored as a potential foundation for a religion, with the possibility of denying accountability for the death of followers.
18:08 - 21:04 (02:56)
Summary
The idea that death isn't real is explored as a potential foundation for a religion, with the possibility of denying accountability for the death of followers.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses the risk of inflating someone's ego and how it can lead to dangerous consequences.
21:04 - 22:52 (01:48)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses the risk of inflating someone's ego and how it can lead to dangerous consequences.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A conversation about juicing where one participant admits to juicing heavily.
22:52 - 24:42 (01:49)
Summary
A conversation about juicing where one participant admits to juicing heavily.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker reminisces about a girl he once kissed who smoked cool cigarettes and drank Cavacie, and he compares her aroma to what it would be like to have sex with Tupac, while also commenting on her lips.
24:42 - 26:54 (02:12)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about a girl he once kissed who smoked cool cigarettes and drank Cavacie, and he compares her aroma to what it would be like to have sex with Tupac, while also commenting on her lips.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A podcast discussion about the bizarre kissing habits of one of the contestants on The Bachelor, where he repeatedly pecks girls on the show, as well as their analysis of the show in general.
26:54 - 29:26 (02:31)
Summary
A podcast discussion about the bizarre kissing habits of one of the contestants on The Bachelor, where he repeatedly pecks girls on the show, as well as their analysis of the show in general.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses their skepticism about the authenticity of reality TV and shares a cringe-worthy experience that hints at the possibility of manipulation.
29:26 - 34:11 (04:44)
Summary
The speaker discusses their skepticism about the authenticity of reality TV and shares a cringe-worthy experience that hints at the possibility of manipulation.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Comedians Chris Fairbanks and Kyle Cease were on a reality show where Theo Von had the power to vote one of them off and they had to plead their case.
34:11 - 36:05 (01:54)
Summary
Comedians Chris Fairbanks and Kyle Cease were on a reality show where Theo Von had the power to vote one of them off and they had to plead their case.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker talks about his experience with a fatty liver and how his cardiologist helped him get back to healthy levels through assigning protocols based on his vitamin levels and numbers.
36:05 - 37:57 (01:52)
Summary
The speaker talks about his experience with a fatty liver and how his cardiologist helped him get back to healthy levels through assigning protocols based on his vitamin levels and numbers.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker talks about the impact of testosterone on his memory, including a story about his first day taking it before a radio session in LA.
37:57 - 41:30 (03:33)
Summary
The speaker talks about the impact of testosterone on his memory, including a story about his first day taking it before a radio session in LA.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker reminisces about looking at young girls on Instagram, including black girls with done nails, hair, and a certain "DMV face".
41:31 - 44:05 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about looking at young girls on Instagram, including black girls with done nails, hair, and a certain "DMV face". The speaker also discusses how it's natural to view young girls as attractive, but acknowledges the inappropriate nature of these thoughts.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The conversation takes a humorous turn as the hosts discuss having a less mainstream hobby than watching documentaries about Hitler, such as becoming an alternate gymnast or a ribbon twirler.
44:05 - 45:26 (01:20)
Summary
The conversation takes a humorous turn as the hosts discuss having a less mainstream hobby than watching documentaries about Hitler, such as becoming an alternate gymnast or a ribbon twirler.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The transcript contains inappropriate language about female attraction and drug use.
45:26 - 48:45 (03:18)
Summary
The transcript contains inappropriate language about female attraction and drug use.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A story about falling off a waterfall and taking a moment to appreciate life.
48:45 - 50:32 (01:47)
Summary
A story about falling off a waterfall and taking a moment to appreciate life.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker took an oxy and an evalum to cope with severe pain, and ended up getting peer pressured into drinking with his friends.
50:32 - 52:38 (02:06)
Summary
The speaker took an oxy and an evalum to cope with severe pain, and ended up getting peer pressured into drinking with his friends.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A man shares his experience of being addicted to Oxycontin pills, and how his wife helped him overcome it.
52:38 - 55:08 (02:30)
Summary
A man shares his experience of being addicted to Oxycontin pills, and how his wife helped him overcome it.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This is a podcast with advertisements for Sheath Underwear and Manscaped, highlighting their products for men's balls, sports bras and shaving kits.
55:08 - 1:00:20 (05:11)
Summary
This is a podcast with advertisements for Sheath Underwear and Manscaped, highlighting their products for men's balls, sports bras and shaving kits.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
During a live podcast recording, a disruptive fan interrupts the hosts and demands a picture.
1:00:20 - 1:02:19 (01:59)
Summary
During a live podcast recording, a disruptive fan interrupts the hosts and demands a picture. The hosts offer a creative solution to get the fan his photo op.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Two individuals argue during a live podcast recording, with one person claiming the podcast as their own.
1:02:19 - 1:05:12 (02:52)
Summary
Two individuals argue during a live podcast recording, with one person claiming the podcast as their own. The argument gets heated and tense, causing discomfort among the audience.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Summary
$news is a word.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Comedian and actor, Bill Burr, reflects on how wearing superhero merchandise can give off a certain impression of oneself.
1:06:44 - 1:11:11 (04:27)
Summary
Comedian and actor, Bill Burr, reflects on how wearing superhero merchandise can give off a certain impression of oneself.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In a podcast conversation, the speaker states that if you're white, you love Michael Jordan and goes on to say that he personally enjoys re-watching a half-hour highlight video of him from six years ago.
1:11:11 - 1:12:33 (01:21)
Summary
In a podcast conversation, the speaker states that if you're white, you love Michael Jordan and goes on to say that he personally enjoys re-watching a half-hour highlight video of him from six years ago.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this brief and somewhat unclear podcast excerpt, the speaker reminisces about a wrestling team and expresses excitement about getting someone jacked.
1:12:33 - 1:14:15 (01:42)
Summary
In this brief and somewhat unclear podcast excerpt, the speaker reminisces about a wrestling team and expresses excitement about getting someone jacked.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker recalls a story of being written up in Rolling Stone magazine alongside another person, possibly their brothers, and making gay sassy commentary during the photoshoot.
1:14:15 - 1:16:17 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker recalls a story of being written up in Rolling Stone magazine alongside another person, possibly their brothers, and making gay sassy commentary during the photoshoot.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this podcast episode, the speaker gives tips on how to order from Little Caesar's, including the importance of using ASMR to really get into the details of the order.
1:16:17 - 1:19:53 (03:35)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speaker gives tips on how to order from Little Caesar's, including the importance of using ASMR to really get into the details of the order.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses the changed perception of being gay in modern times, and how society has become more accepting but still struggles with understanding.
1:19:53 - 1:21:26 (01:33)
Summary
The speaker discusses the changed perception of being gay in modern times, and how society has become more accepting but still struggles with understanding.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss bro comedy, the pinnacle of comedy, and a movie pitch involving a road trip with Johnny Depp.
1:21:26 - 1:23:56 (02:29)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss bro comedy, the pinnacle of comedy, and a movie pitch involving a road trip with Johnny Depp.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This episode features a discussion about the unintentional comedy that can occur during bathroom conversations, including the strange sounds and smells that come with bathroom humor.
1:23:56 - 1:25:44 (01:47)
Summary
This episode features a discussion about the unintentional comedy that can occur during bathroom conversations, including the strange sounds and smells that come with bathroom humor.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A comedian talks about his experiences doing open mics, going to school with an injury, and being kicked off SNL.
1:25:44 - 1:27:51 (02:07)
Summary
A comedian talks about his experiences doing open mics, going to school with an injury, and being kicked off SNL.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The hosts discuss naming a sports team and suggest using virtual reality technology to enhance the podcast experience.
1:27:51 - 1:31:48 (03:56)
Summary
The hosts discuss naming a sports team and suggest using virtual reality technology to enhance the podcast experience. They briefly mention the idea of Easter eggs involving porn stars, but quickly move on to other topics.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses having epic and sometimes messed up dreams, including a recent dream about hippos.
1:31:48 - 1:33:16 (01:27)
Summary
The speaker discusses having epic and sometimes messed up dreams, including a recent dream about hippos.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares humorous anecdotes about babies and their unexpected comments and actions, including a baby correcting someone's grammar and a high baby recognizing Kreischer's voice.
1:33:16 - 1:36:44 (03:27)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares humorous anecdotes about babies and their unexpected comments and actions, including a baby correcting someone's grammar and a high baby recognizing Kreischer's voice.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This transcript consists of nonsensical ramblings and disjointed memories that are difficult to follow.
1:36:44 - 1:41:03 (04:18)
Summary
This transcript consists of nonsensical ramblings and disjointed memories that are difficult to follow.
EpisodeEp 434 - Razzle Dazzle (feat. Bert Kreischer)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The hosts thank their guest and invite him to hang out later.
1:41:03 - 1:41:32 (00:28)
Summary
The hosts thank their guest and invite him to hang out later. They also remind the audience to check out the guest's work.