Episode
Ep 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
1:16:31
Published: Wed Jun 22 2022
Description
Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Buy Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch Support David James @ https://www.instagram.com/djamescomedy/?hl=en Support LeMaire @patreon.com/pitm Hello bros. The BIG KAHUNA is out on business ... but fear not. Matt obviously holds it DOWN. David James with a great cast debut, and the honorable Lamar Joe is aboard the starship enterprise. We talk about Family Matters a lot. The ads are in the beginning. When the kahun' is away the D.A.W.G.Z. will play. Please enjoy. Support the show and get 15% off your first Raycon order at https://BuyRaycon.com/DRENCHED Support the show by going to sheathunderwear.com and use promo code DRENCHED to get 20% off your first order.
Chapters
The hosts joke about Sheath Underwear and its unique design, while also discussing pubic hair.
00:00 - 03:56 (03:56)
Summary
The hosts joke about Sheath Underwear and its unique design, while also discussing pubic hair.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker predicts that by the time he needs a nursing home, there will be a jazzed-up, virtual reality version available.
03:56 - 07:35 (03:38)
Summary
The speaker predicts that by the time he needs a nursing home, there will be a jazzed-up, virtual reality version available. The conversation then turns to a news story about an old man shooting his landlord in the knees because he didn't fix something in his apartment fast enough.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker describes their experience using an Autoblow for an hour and compares it to submerging in warm water, leading to a discussion about the potential dangers of technology.
07:35 - 10:49 (03:13)
Summary
The speaker describes their experience using an Autoblow for an hour and compares it to submerging in warm water, leading to a discussion about the potential dangers of technology.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The hosts discuss how society places pressure on men to objectify women and how it can lead to negative consequences.
10:49 - 13:15 (02:25)
Summary
The hosts discuss how society places pressure on men to objectify women and how it can lead to negative consequences.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The hosts discuss the importance of obtaining clear consent before engaging in sexual activity and the potential legal and personal consequences of not doing so, including the possibility of being falsely accused of misconduct.
13:16 - 16:41 (03:25)
Summary
The hosts discuss the importance of obtaining clear consent before engaging in sexual activity and the potential legal and personal consequences of not doing so, including the possibility of being falsely accused of misconduct. They also touch on the topic of filming sexual encounters and the need to protect oneself from potential legal issues.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast hosts have a casual conversation about how drug use, specifically smoking marijuana, can impact one's libido.
16:41 - 19:54 (03:13)
Summary
The podcast hosts have a casual conversation about how drug use, specifically smoking marijuana, can impact one's libido.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker discusses the increased stock price of Backwoods and mentions a conspiracy theory about the product being linked to the KKK and Satan.
19:54 - 22:20 (02:25)
Summary
The speaker discusses the increased stock price of Backwoods and mentions a conspiracy theory about the product being linked to the KKK and Satan.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Some countries send people to stay in locations where they can view sensitive information in order to protect their military secrets.
22:20 - 28:00 (05:40)
Summary
Some countries send people to stay in locations where they can view sensitive information in order to protect their military secrets. These guys were sent to sketch and locate the hostages and claimed a 60 to 70 percent success rate.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
In this podcast, the host discusses how remote viewing was and still is used by the military, with the fate of the country seemingly hanging in the balance, before delving into his own use of shoes for added height.
28:00 - 33:40 (05:40)
Summary
In this podcast, the host discusses how remote viewing was and still is used by the military, with the fate of the country seemingly hanging in the balance, before delving into his own use of shoes for added height.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Sam shares the story of Joseph McMoneagle's traumatic injuries and how he coped with it, while also talking about missing girls and the importance of programs that find them.
33:40 - 36:48 (03:08)
Summary
Sam shares the story of Joseph McMoneagle's traumatic injuries and how he coped with it, while also talking about missing girls and the importance of programs that find them.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Between 2016-2018, three Nigerian girls were found and 103 were freed after negotiations between the government and militants; many were killed in the process.
36:48 - 39:20 (02:31)
Summary
Between 2016-2018, three Nigerian girls were found and 103 were freed after negotiations between the government and militants; many were killed in the process.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A discussion about the cultural differences and realities involved in Nigerian weddings, including accents, dress codes, and kidnappings, as well as the importance of family and community in the celebrations.
39:20 - 41:41 (02:20)
Summary
A discussion about the cultural differences and realities involved in Nigerian weddings, including accents, dress codes, and kidnappings, as well as the importance of family and community in the celebrations.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
This quote emphasizes the importance of understanding place value and how it can simplify multiplication problems.
41:42 - 43:02 (01:19)
Summary
This quote emphasizes the importance of understanding place value and how it can simplify multiplication problems. By dropping the zeros, larger numbers can be multiplied more easily.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast features a disorganized conversation that goes from talking about restaurant experiences to political masks and Ukraine.
43:02 - 46:23 (03:21)
Summary
The podcast features a disorganized conversation that goes from talking about restaurant experiences to political masks and Ukraine.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker expresses both fear and amusement at the growing trend of men wearing Shy Ste ski masks as fashion statements.
46:23 - 48:52 (02:28)
Summary
The speaker expresses both fear and amusement at the growing trend of men wearing Shy Ste ski masks as fashion statements.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The speaker shares their experience volunteering in a family court, including their observations of how people dress for court appearances.
48:52 - 52:29 (03:36)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience volunteering in a family court, including their observations of how people dress for court appearances.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A comedian talks about his dislike for Martin Lawrence's performance in the movie "White Chicks", imitating him acting crazy while pretending to freebase cocaine with a cotton swab and drinking rum.
52:29 - 57:34 (05:04)
Summary
A comedian talks about his dislike for Martin Lawrence's performance in the movie "White Chicks", imitating him acting crazy while pretending to freebase cocaine with a cotton swab and drinking rum.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The availability of classic black TV shows like Family Matters and Sister, Sister on streaming platforms saw a sudden increase around the time of the George Floyd protests, with their promotion seemingly aimed at neutralizing peaceful protests.
57:34 - 59:51 (02:17)
Summary
The availability of classic black TV shows like Family Matters and Sister, Sister on streaming platforms saw a sudden increase around the time of the George Floyd protests, with their promotion seemingly aimed at neutralizing peaceful protests.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast discusses how characters in TV shows often become more popular and overshadow the original intention of the show's creators, using examples such as the evolution of Urkel in "Family Matters" and Eleven in "Stranger Things".
59:51 - 1:02:44 (02:53)
Summary
The podcast discusses how characters in TV shows often become more popular and overshadow the original intention of the show's creators, using examples such as the evolution of Urkel in "Family Matters" and Eleven in "Stranger Things".
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast hosts discuss typecasting and stereotypes and how it impacts people's lives.
1:02:44 - 1:06:32 (03:48)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss typecasting and stereotypes and how it impacts people's lives.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The podcast host discusses the final seasons of the sitcom Family Matters, including the character development of Steve Urkel and the show's switch from ABC to CBS for its last two seasons.
1:06:32 - 1:10:05 (03:32)
Summary
The podcast host discusses the final seasons of the sitcom Family Matters, including the character development of Steve Urkel and the show's switch from ABC to CBS for its last two seasons.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
The obsession with space or Mexican cartel as plotlines in TV shows, as well as predictable vacation episodes where characters are left behind, are overused and unoriginal.
1:10:05 - 1:15:04 (04:58)
Summary
The obsession with space or Mexican cartel as plotlines in TV shows, as well as predictable vacation episodes where characters are left behind, are overused and unoriginal.
EpisodeEp 399 - Urkel's Dong (feat. LeMaire Lee & David James)
PodcastMatt and Shane's Secret Podcast
A plea for listeners to attend a comedy show on June 24th at Sesh Comedy featuring Brian Six, Brian Fennel, Karen Fee, and The Listen, Listen, Yeah and a plug for the Panties in the Mouth podcast.
1:15:04 - 1:16:20 (01:16)
Summary
A plea for listeners to attend a comedy show on June 24th at Sesh Comedy featuring Brian Six, Brian Fennel, Karen Fee, and The Listen, Listen, Yeah and a plug for the Panties in the Mouth podcast.