Episode
I Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
1:08:39
Published: Mon Jan 09 2023
Description
Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert share their wildest stories of visiting Europe, discuss why South Africa got mad at Bert, their feelings about money and success from comedy, what the most successful actors have in common and more! They wrap up by pondering how long Bert will live, which leads into a conversation about their fathers. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
A discussion about the appropriateness of making jokes and the discomfort that can come with them.
00:00 - 01:32 (01:32)
Summary
A discussion about the appropriateness of making jokes and the discomfort that can come with them.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In a podcast, the idea of hiring prostitutes for a skit is discussed, along with the concept of competing on who can get their prostitute to do a specific task the best.
01:32 - 04:02 (02:30)
Summary
In a podcast, the idea of hiring prostitutes for a skit is discussed, along with the concept of competing on who can get their prostitute to do a specific task the best. The hosts also share their experiences in Antwerp.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript consists of a nonsensical and unintelligible conversation that does not provide any meaningful information.
04:02 - 06:18 (02:16)
Summary
The transcript consists of a nonsensical and unintelligible conversation that does not provide any meaningful information.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A collection of funny anecdotes and stories of wild experiences while traveling by a seasoned traveler.
06:19 - 08:55 (02:35)
Summary
A collection of funny anecdotes and stories of wild experiences while traveling by a seasoned traveler.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes their experience of being set up in a private room off to the side of a bar and expresses their approval of it.
08:55 - 11:23 (02:28)
Summary
The speaker describes their experience of being set up in a private room off to the side of a bar and expresses their approval of it.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A stream of consciousness that touches on flags, purge-like experiences, and traveling to Sierra Leone without any knowledge of the territory.
11:23 - 14:53 (03:29)
Summary
A stream of consciousness that touches on flags, purge-like experiences, and traveling to Sierra Leone without any knowledge of the territory.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast snippet briefly discusses the origins of Liberia's flag and its association with slavery.
14:53 - 17:13 (02:19)
Summary
This podcast snippet briefly discusses the origins of Liberia's flag and its association with slavery.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on a controversial statement he made on the Joe Rogan podcast about the level of wokeness in South Africa and how some people tried to defend living conditions in townships.
17:15 - 19:21 (02:06)
Summary
The speaker reflects on a controversial statement he made on the Joe Rogan podcast about the level of wokeness in South Africa and how some people tried to defend living conditions in townships.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host and guest discuss a comedian they both admire who has big hands, which scares the host.
19:21 - 20:48 (01:26)
Summary
The host and guest discuss a comedian they both admire who has big hands, which scares the host.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian plans to perform stand-up and release specials in the future but is unsure about the exact date, speculating it to be either late 2014 or early 2015.
22:48 - 25:04 (02:15)
Summary
Comedian plans to perform stand-up and release specials in the future but is unsure about the exact date, speculating it to be either late 2014 or early 2015.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the fact that some people, such as his friend Stavros, do not give much importance to money and that success can come at any moment, regardless of financial goals or aspirations.
25:05 - 29:48 (04:42)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the fact that some people, such as his friend Stavros, do not give much importance to money and that success can come at any moment, regardless of financial goals or aspirations.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of being an older person in a club and feeling like a loser, but still being able to enjoy life and celebrate with friends.
29:48 - 33:21 (03:33)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience of being an older person in a club and feeling like a loser, but still being able to enjoy life and celebrate with friends.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes off on a non-sensical tangent about threatening club managers and driving with friends of Tom on Monday mornings.
33:21 - 37:36 (04:14)
Summary
The speaker goes off on a non-sensical tangent about threatening club managers and driving with friends of Tom on Monday mornings.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their wild experiences on the road with waitstaffs and how they were always burning bridges.
37:36 - 39:48 (02:12)
Summary
The speaker talks about their wild experiences on the road with waitstaffs and how they were always burning bridges. They also discuss the impact of leaving the clubs and moving on to other things.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker met Joe Flacco and his friends at a bar, but didn't initially recognize him.
39:49 - 42:42 (02:53)
Summary
The speaker met Joe Flacco and his friends at a bar, but didn't initially recognize him. After some conversation, the speaker invited Flacco and his friends to come back and have a drink.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the speakers delve into the addiction that success can bring and whether it is the ultimate source of happiness.
42:42 - 45:09 (02:27)
Summary
In this episode, the speakers delve into the addiction that success can bring and whether it is the ultimate source of happiness.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their experience of being recognized frequently in public and how it has affected their perception of their own success.
45:09 - 47:43 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker reflects on their experience of being recognized frequently in public and how it has affected their perception of their own success.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker contemplates the concept of time and realizes that he only has 2,000 weeks left in his life, which prompts him to reflect on how he wants to spend that time.
47:43 - 49:45 (02:02)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker contemplates the concept of time and realizes that he only has 2,000 weeks left in his life, which prompts him to reflect on how he wants to spend that time.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker contemplates on the desire to have their loved ones recognized and talked about even after they're gone.
53:00 - 54:59 (01:58)
Summary
The speaker contemplates on the desire to have their loved ones recognized and talked about even after they're gone. They wonder if others share the same feeling.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast explores the lure of party culture, and the dangers that it can pose to people's health and well-being.
54:59 - 57:25 (02:25)
Summary
This podcast explores the lure of party culture, and the dangers that it can pose to people's health and well-being.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A brief and unintelligible snippet from a conversation where someone talks about people's perceptions of their age and their mother being an anomaly.
57:25 - 59:15 (01:50)
Summary
A brief and unintelligible snippet from a conversation where someone talks about people's perceptions of their age and their mother being an anomaly.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes disrespectful comments about their parents and expresses a desire for one of them to die.
59:15 - 1:01:52 (02:36)
Summary
The speaker makes disrespectful comments about their parents and expresses a desire for one of them to die.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the contrasting work ethics between himself and his father, highlighting the generational differences that have shaped the way they approach manual labor.
1:02:00 - 1:04:31 (02:30)
Summary
The speaker discusses the contrasting work ethics between himself and his father, highlighting the generational differences that have shaped the way they approach manual labor.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their fascination with Chris DeSemeno's gangster dad from Staten Island and wishes their own dad could have met him.
1:04:32 - 1:06:26 (01:53)
Summary
The speaker talks about their fascination with Chris DeSemeno's gangster dad from Staten Island and wishes their own dad could have met him.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person shares their strategy for coping with their fear of overdosing by driving recklessly and without regard for their own safety, so that if they were to die, it would be seen as a result of their driving rather than their drug use.
1:06:27 - 1:07:41 (01:13)
Summary
A person shares their strategy for coping with their fear of overdosing by driving recklessly and without regard for their own safety, so that if they were to die, it would be seen as a result of their driving rather than their drug use.
EpisodeI Will Out Live You! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 167
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A short and humorous podcast about putting on a cape and doing something today, with a mention of Water Burger.
1:07:41 - 1:08:03 (00:22)
Summary
A short and humorous podcast about putting on a cape and doing something today, with a mention of Water Burger.