Episode

Lies From Parents
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Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hosts Bilius Bob, Maverick Mark, and Wistful Wade discuss perfidious painters and misrepresenting maters while trying to avoid their striplings' scrutiny in this episode of Distractable podcast.
00:00 - 01:30 (01:30)
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Hosts Bilius Bob, Maverick Mark, and Wistful Wade discuss perfidious painters and misrepresenting maters while trying to avoid their striplings' scrutiny in this episode of Distractable podcast.
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The podcast episode revolves around the lies that our parents told us and how they can affect us in various aspects of our lives.
01:30 - 04:12 (02:41)
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The podcast episode revolves around the lies that our parents told us and how they can affect us in various aspects of our lives.
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The speaker discusses the subconscious identity that is associated with coffee consumption and how it is often influenced by parental beliefs and societal expectations.
04:12 - 08:58 (04:46)
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The speaker discusses the subconscious identity that is associated with coffee consumption and how it is often influenced by parental beliefs and societal expectations.
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The host recalls a time when they got caught making an embarrassing facial expression on camera.
08:58 - 14:54 (05:55)
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The host recalls a time when they got caught making an embarrassing facial expression on camera. They also discuss whether swallowing hair can cause the same kind of blockage as gum and mention how old school doctors dismissed the idea of bacteria even after germ theory proposed it.
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The ingredients in gum bases include synthetic substances such as butadiene, styrene, and rubber, among others.
14:54 - 17:42 (02:48)
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The ingredients in gum bases include synthetic substances such as butadiene, styrene, and rubber, among others. Despite popular belief, gum base is not made from tree sap.
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The speaker reminisces about a childhood Christmas where they conspired to make their mom stay in their room, and heard noises they thought might be Santa Claus.
17:42 - 20:30 (02:47)
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The speaker reminisces about a childhood Christmas where they conspired to make their mom stay in their room, and heard noises they thought might be Santa Claus.
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Chica talks about how her family stopped doing Santa Claus when she was in high school and how her dog stares at lights.
20:30 - 24:38 (04:07)
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Chica talks about how her family stopped doing Santa Claus when she was in high school and how her dog stares at lights.
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The hosts share their experiences of awkwardly meeting adults dressed as furry animals at conventions.
24:39 - 26:57 (02:17)
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The hosts share their experiences of awkwardly meeting adults dressed as furry animals at conventions.
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In this podcast, the hosts discuss a high school experience involving group dating and question the definition of an orgy.
26:57 - 31:35 (04:38)
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In this podcast, the hosts discuss a high school experience involving group dating and question the definition of an orgy. They also share their parents' opinions on the matter.
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A group of six high schoolers, each with their own row in a full-size van, engage in innocent activities which include singing and swaying, but also precariously watching as a couple tries to have sex in the midst of the bystanders.
31:36 - 36:29 (04:53)
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A group of six high schoolers, each with their own row in a full-size van, engage in innocent activities which include singing and swaying, but also precariously watching as a couple tries to have sex in the midst of the bystanders.
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The speaker shares their hesitations for going swimming after eating and questions the definition of an "orgy" for non-living things.
36:29 - 40:38 (04:08)
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The speaker shares their hesitations for going swimming after eating and questions the definition of an "orgy" for non-living things. They also give an example of how exaggeration can create perspective for children.
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The origins of the modern sex doll can be traced back to German surrealist artist, Hans Belmer, who created realistic sex puppets in the 1930s.
40:38 - 43:52 (03:13)
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The origins of the modern sex doll can be traced back to German surrealist artist, Hans Belmer, who created realistic sex puppets in the 1930s. However, the commercial sex doll industry started in the 1950s with the creation of the Bilb Lily doll in Germany, which led to the development of the iconic Barbie doll.
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This podcast episode discusses the misconception that the Bilb Lily doll is a sex doll due to its physical appearance.
43:52 - 47:01 (03:09)
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This podcast episode discusses the misconception that the Bilb Lily doll is a sex doll due to its physical appearance. The hosts explain the origins of the dildo and the phrasing used to describe the Bilb Lily doll in order to debunk this idea.
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The speaker shares a tip on how to quickly fill formula in Excel and implies that the person who taught her Excel might have stopped giving her points after she learned too much.
47:01 - 49:25 (02:24)
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The speaker shares a tip on how to quickly fill formula in Excel and implies that the person who taught her Excel might have stopped giving her points after she learned too much. The episode ends with a personal anecdote about playing basketball and becoming a winner.
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In this episode of Distractable podcast, the hosts congratulate Wade for winning and allow him to make an acceptance speech, and they sign off by reminding listeners to tune in next week.
49:25 - 50:33 (01:07)
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In this episode of Distractable podcast, the hosts congratulate Wade for winning and allow him to make an acceptance speech, and they sign off by reminding listeners to tune in next week.