Episode
Lord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
1:28:26
Published: Tue Jun 29 2021
Description
Howie epically fails with the cast of Lord of the Rings and learns fun facts about the clitoris. Special thanks to our sponsors: Magic Spoon: Go to https://www.magicspoon.com/HOWIE to grab a variety pack of guilt-free cereal and try it today! And be sure to use our promo code HOWIE at checkout to save five dollars off your order! Kiwico: Get 30% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line with code HOWIE at https://www.kiwico.com. Stamps: Go to https://www.stamps.com and use promo code HOWIE to get our special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts Article: Go to https://article.com/HOWIE to get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chapters
Howie Mandel and his daughter and co-host Jaclyn Schultz introduce their podcast, Howie Mandel Does Stuff, and comment on the theme song.
00:00 - 01:10 (01:10)
Summary
Howie Mandel and his daughter and co-host Jaclyn Schultz introduce their podcast, Howie Mandel Does Stuff, and comment on the theme song.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
In this podcast segment, the hosts discuss their past joke about a wedding song and the power of planting seeds for future conversations and opportunities.
01:10 - 03:40 (02:29)
Summary
In this podcast segment, the hosts discuss their past joke about a wedding song and the power of planting seeds for future conversations and opportunities.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker shares a personal story about the evolution of his art collection and the meaningfulness behind a group of friends coming together to buy him a piece of art for his birthday.
03:40 - 08:31 (04:51)
Summary
The speaker shares a personal story about the evolution of his art collection and the meaningfulness behind a group of friends coming together to buy him a piece of art for his birthday.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The hosts discuss the challenges of decorating around a painting they received from friends, including resorting to naming a fictional artist to make the artwork seem more valuable.
08:31 - 13:10 (04:39)
Summary
The hosts discuss the challenges of decorating around a painting they received from friends, including resorting to naming a fictional artist to make the artwork seem more valuable. They also mention donating artwork to an orphanage for a tax break.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker promotes Magic Spoon cereal, emphasizing it is keto friendly, gluten-free, grain-free, soy-free, low-carb, GMO-free, and encourages the audience to purchase a variety pack by using the promo code 'Howie' to save $5 off their order.
13:10 - 17:05 (03:55)
Summary
The speaker promotes Magic Spoon cereal, emphasizing it is keto friendly, gluten-free, grain-free, soy-free, low-carb, GMO-free, and encourages the audience to purchase a variety pack by using the promo code 'Howie' to save $5 off their order.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker discusses their realization that they have a default disgusted face and not a resting bitch face.
17:05 - 20:01 (02:55)
Summary
The speaker discusses their realization that they have a default disgusted face and not a resting bitch face.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
A man complains about the ongoing mask mandate in California and the gym closure in his condo despite paying HOA dues.
20:01 - 23:38 (03:37)
Summary
A man complains about the ongoing mask mandate in California and the gym closure in his condo despite paying HOA dues.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
A person calls the management office of their HOA to express frustration about the gym closure and threatens to exercise in their office if it's not resolved.
23:38 - 26:51 (03:12)
Summary
A person calls the management office of their HOA to express frustration about the gym closure and threatens to exercise in their office if it's not resolved.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker explains that in-office procedures have limitations, and some arrangements or special circumstances cannot be accommodated, even if one brings their own personnel.
26:51 - 28:25 (01:33)
Summary
The speaker explains that in-office procedures have limitations, and some arrangements or special circumstances cannot be accommodated, even if one brings their own personnel.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker describes a young lady's threat to shoot him with a taser in the back and his request to be tased, despite the gym being closed.
28:25 - 31:00 (02:35)
Summary
The speaker describes a young lady's threat to shoot him with a taser in the back and his request to be tased, despite the gym being closed.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
Stamps.com is a cost-effective solution that allows small business owners to print postage and shipping labels right from their home or office.
31:00 - 34:24 (03:23)
Summary
Stamps.com is a cost-effective solution that allows small business owners to print postage and shipping labels right from their home or office. It saves time and money by avoiding trips to the post office.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The hosts joke about the absurdity of a building manager needing insurance to tase tenants and the repetitive nature of prank phone calls where a threat of being tased is used.
34:25 - 36:43 (02:17)
Summary
The hosts joke about the absurdity of a building manager needing insurance to tase tenants and the repetitive nature of prank phone calls where a threat of being tased is used.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker contemplates asking someone in their property management to tase them so they can use the gym that is currently closed, while also referencing jokes from their act.
36:43 - 41:19 (04:36)
Summary
The speaker contemplates asking someone in their property management to tase them so they can use the gym that is currently closed, while also referencing jokes from their act.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The hosts of the podcast talk about their favorite TikTok videos and the universal signal for a minute, acknowledging that they are expecting guests soon.
41:20 - 43:45 (02:25)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast talk about their favorite TikTok videos and the universal signal for a minute, acknowledging that they are expecting guests soon.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker talks about how some people are obsessed with Lord of the Rings, comparing it to a friend who wore a ring like the one from the book and movie series, and notes that it's become like a cultural phenomenon.
43:45 - 46:18 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker talks about how some people are obsessed with Lord of the Rings, comparing it to a friend who wore a ring like the one from the book and movie series, and notes that it's become like a cultural phenomenon.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
In this episode, the hosts discuss the unique architecture of hobbit houses, which feature round doors and grass-covered exteriors, and one host expresses his desire to have one built.
46:18 - 50:01 (03:42)
Summary
In this episode, the hosts discuss the unique architecture of hobbit houses, which feature round doors and grass-covered exteriors, and one host expresses his desire to have one built.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The hosts discuss the challenges of collaborating with guests and the importance of familiarizing oneself with the guest's content beforehand.
50:01 - 52:53 (02:51)
Summary
The hosts discuss the challenges of collaborating with guests and the importance of familiarizing oneself with the guest's content beforehand.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
During a podcast interview, the hosts were experiencing technical difficulties and struggled to connect with their guests.
52:54 - 55:18 (02:24)
Summary
During a podcast interview, the hosts were experiencing technical difficulties and struggled to connect with their guests. They mentioned the possibility of leaving instructions for future guests on what to do in similar situations and advised against asking for reviews during the issue's resolution.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss a common misunderstanding in communication where one person says they cannot be heard and the other person responds with "correct."
55:18 - 58:23 (03:04)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss a common misunderstanding in communication where one person says they cannot be heard and the other person responds with "correct." They also mention their outrageous food recommendations and their excitement to be on the show despite some audio issues.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker reminisces about his childhood memories involving eating Baby Ruth and Twinkies.
58:23 - 1:00:05 (01:41)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about his childhood memories involving eating Baby Ruth and Twinkies.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker loved the podcast and encourages others to give it a five-star rating as well, while referencing a prank call skit.
1:00:05 - 1:02:26 (02:20)
Summary
The speaker loved the podcast and encourages others to give it a five-star rating as well, while referencing a prank call skit.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The podcast conversation revolves around personal body parts and social media trends, including the selection of the 'favorite TikTok of the week.'
1:02:26 - 1:06:11 (03:45)
Summary
The podcast conversation revolves around personal body parts and social media trends, including the selection of the 'favorite TikTok of the week.'
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The thickness and color of the vagina and vulva can change over time, but these changes are not often openly discussed.
1:06:11 - 1:08:49 (02:38)
Summary
The thickness and color of the vagina and vulva can change over time, but these changes are not often openly discussed.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The podcast discusses the misconceptions around the size and shape of the clitoris, and how it is similar in size to a penis.
1:08:49 - 1:11:09 (02:20)
Summary
The podcast discusses the misconceptions around the size and shape of the clitoris, and how it is similar in size to a penis.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker discusses changes in vaginal anatomy that occur with age, including color changes, thickening of tissues, and varying pleasure points.
1:11:09 - 1:17:23 (06:13)
Summary
The speaker discusses changes in vaginal anatomy that occur with age, including color changes, thickening of tissues, and varying pleasure points.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker discusses the likelihood of finding a hair in one's salad at work and makes a humorous comment about aging, interrupted by an advertisement for a limited edition waxing essentials kit.
1:17:23 - 1:19:40 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker discusses the likelihood of finding a hair in one's salad at work and makes a humorous comment about aging, interrupted by an advertisement for a limited edition waxing essentials kit.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The speaker expresses a desire for a longer labia in the back, and short labia in the front, comparing it to a "vaginal mullet."
1:19:40 - 1:24:51 (05:10)
Summary
The speaker expresses a desire for a longer labia in the back, and short labia in the front, comparing it to a "vaginal mullet." They discuss bleaching and trimming options.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
A customer misunderstands a hair salon appointment for a trim and a bleach and is informed they can only be serviced for a wax.
1:24:51 - 1:27:40 (02:49)
Summary
A customer misunderstands a hair salon appointment for a trim and a bleach and is informed they can only be serviced for a wax.
EpisodeLord of the Rings Epic Podcast FAIL
PodcastHowie Mandel Does Stuff Podcast
The hosts finish the podcast and encourage listeners to leave a review, subscribe, and engage on YouTube.
1:27:40 - 1:28:12 (00:32)
Summary
The hosts finish the podcast and encourage listeners to leave a review, subscribe, and engage on YouTube.