Episode

Part One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
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Trust us, Steven Seagal is a world class monster. On episode 26, Robert is joined by the Internet's Seanbaby about Seagal's aikido, alleged human trafficking and unconscionable blues music. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Death Island is a new podcast exploring the mysterious deaths of dozens of tourists on the island of Koh Tao, just off the coast of Thailand.
00:00 - 01:37 (01:37)
Summary
Death Island is a new podcast exploring the mysterious deaths of dozens of tourists on the island of Koh Tao, just off the coast of Thailand.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Keenan Ivory Wayans' career is discussed, including his tendency to incorporate his own jokes into his roles and how he has never taken a shot in his films.
01:37 - 06:30 (04:53)
Summary
Keenan Ivory Wayans' career is discussed, including his tendency to incorporate his own jokes into his roles and how he has never taken a shot in his films.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
There are allegations that Steven Seagal was only awarded a black belt due to the laziness of the judge during his presentation, according to an ex-wife.
06:30 - 09:56 (03:25)
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There are allegations that Steven Seagal was only awarded a black belt due to the laziness of the judge during his presentation, according to an ex-wife.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The transcript discusses Steven Seagal's cult-like following and the ways in which he has been revealed as a hypocrite, including the revelation that he would abandon his family for long periods of time while claiming to be a devoted father.
09:56 - 12:31 (02:34)
Summary
The transcript discusses Steven Seagal's cult-like following and the ways in which he has been revealed as a hypocrite, including the revelation that he would abandon his family for long periods of time while claiming to be a devoted father.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Stephen Seagal's past reveals him to be a serial philanderer as he was married both legally and illegally at the same time.
12:31 - 15:15 (02:44)
Summary
Stephen Seagal's past reveals him to be a serial philanderer as he was married both legally and illegally at the same time. He went to his first wife's home country to woo a third woman he admired, who ended up giving him money to leave her alone.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Steven Seagal's friends recall the time he carried a cocked and loaded pistol of any kind in a belt without a holster, which is a safety hazard.
15:15 - 17:55 (02:39)
Summary
Steven Seagal's friends recall the time he carried a cocked and loaded pistol of any kind in a belt without a holster, which is a safety hazard.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
A description of Koh Tao island being compared to a paradise with beautiful vistas.
17:55 - 21:35 (03:40)
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A description of Koh Tao island being compared to a paradise with beautiful vistas.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The speaker debunks the common martial arts myths that have been popularized by media and discusses how they differ from the real-world applications in UFC.
21:37 - 24:20 (02:43)
Summary
The speaker debunks the common martial arts myths that have been popularized by media and discusses how they differ from the real-world applications in UFC.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Instructors of martial arts often gain a cult-like following and are held in high esteem by their students.
24:20 - 27:46 (03:25)
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Instructors of martial arts often gain a cult-like following and are held in high esteem by their students. Michael Ovitz, who casted Lethal Weapon, agreed not to take a pay bump when working on the sequel with Steven Seagal.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Steven Seagal reported to investigators that he was threatened by mobsters in a Brooklyn landmark restaurant after he stopped working with his longtime producer.
27:46 - 31:07 (03:20)
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Steven Seagal reported to investigators that he was threatened by mobsters in a Brooklyn landmark restaurant after he stopped working with his longtime producer. He has also been cited as a mafia extortion target.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
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Steven Seagal's involvement in the Gambino crime family and his potential reckoning with his self-importance.
31:07 - 37:00 (05:53)
Summary
Steven Seagal's involvement in the Gambino crime family and his potential reckoning with his self-importance.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
A description of the idyllic island of Koh Tao is followed by a bizarre anecdote involving Steven Seagal claiming the right to tell stories from a consultant's life during an interview.
37:00 - 41:29 (04:28)
Summary
A description of the idyllic island of Koh Tao is followed by a bizarre anecdote involving Steven Seagal claiming the right to tell stories from a consultant's life during an interview.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Saturday Night Live cast members thought Steven Seagal's insistence on being a tough guy and showing off his martial arts moves in every sketch made him a difficult host to work with, leading some to consider replacing him as host with a cast show.
41:30 - 44:45 (03:15)
Summary
Saturday Night Live cast members thought Steven Seagal's insistence on being a tough guy and showing off his martial arts moves in every sketch made him a difficult host to work with, leading some to consider replacing him as host with a cast show.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Nicholas Cage expresses his worry to Lorne Michaels about being the worst host ever, with Lorne Michaels stating that the title belongs to Steven Seagal.
44:45 - 46:47 (02:01)
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Nicholas Cage expresses his worry to Lorne Michaels about being the worst host ever, with Lorne Michaels stating that the title belongs to Steven Seagal. Rob Schneider also recalls a moment with Seagal and a screenplay.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
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Rhian Sugden, a British glamour model, has come forward to accuse action star Steven Seagal of making inappropriate comments and advances towards her in earlier years.
46:47 - 48:43 (01:55)
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Rhian Sugden, a British glamour model, has come forward to accuse action star Steven Seagal of making inappropriate comments and advances towards her in earlier years.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
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Steven Seagal's physical performance in movies has been criticized, including his awkward running and limp wrists.
48:43 - 52:05 (03:22)
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Steven Seagal's physical performance in movies has been criticized, including his awkward running and limp wrists. Jenny McCarthy even noted his unusual running style in an interview about working with him in Under Siege 2.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
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A woman named Regina Simons and a former model named Faviola Dadis have accused the actor Steven Seagal of sexual assault dating back to the 1990s.
52:05 - 57:34 (05:28)
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A woman named Regina Simons and a former model named Faviola Dadis have accused the actor Steven Seagal of sexual assault dating back to the 1990s.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The podcast discusses the sexual assault allegations made against Steven Seagal, mentioning how some incidents were not necessarily assault but still questionable, and how some victims were lucky to be able to escape.
57:34 - 1:01:04 (03:30)
Summary
The podcast discusses the sexual assault allegations made against Steven Seagal, mentioning how some incidents were not necessarily assault but still questionable, and how some victims were lucky to be able to escape.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
In the early 2000s, Steven Seagal's career declined sharply from movie theater releases to direct-to-video and eventually direct-to-digital productions, marking the end of his career as a serious action movie star.
1:01:04 - 1:04:12 (03:08)
Summary
In the early 2000s, Steven Seagal's career declined sharply from movie theater releases to direct-to-video and eventually direct-to-digital productions, marking the end of his career as a serious action movie star.
EpisodePart One: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
This podcast episode discusses the notorious life and times of Stephen Seagal, one of the worst people in the industry, intersecting with all the other worst people.
1:04:12 - 1:06:45 (02:33)
Summary
This podcast episode discusses the notorious life and times of Stephen Seagal, one of the worst people in the industry, intersecting with all the other worst people. It also mentions an upcoming season that challenges common perceptions about trans people.