Episode
Part Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
1:17:39
Published: Thu Oct 18 2018
Description
In Part Two of our series on Steven Seagal, Robert is joined again by the Internet's Seanbaby and they continue to discuss Steven Seagal who is an actual monster. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Chapters
This podcast covers various news stories including Steven Seagal's appearance and an island in Thailand.
00:00 - 03:23 (03:23)
Summary
This podcast covers various news stories including Steven Seagal's appearance and an island in Thailand.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the declaration made by Penor Rinpoche, who recognized actor Steven Seagal as the reincarnation of a 17th century Buddhist mystic.
03:23 - 07:11 (03:47)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the declaration made by Penor Rinpoche, who recognized actor Steven Seagal as the reincarnation of a 17th century Buddhist mystic. Despite this, they doubt Seagal's impact on philosophy.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
A discussion about the inappropriate depiction of Native American women in Steven Seagal's movie On Deadly Ground and the lack of accountability in the film industry.
07:11 - 09:35 (02:24)
Summary
A discussion about the inappropriate depiction of Native American women in Steven Seagal's movie On Deadly Ground and the lack of accountability in the film industry.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Steven Seagal's lack of success in the movie industry has allowed him to focus more on his spiritual life and lecture on Buddhism, but it also highlights his poor career choices and mafia finance start.
09:35 - 13:57 (04:21)
Summary
Steven Seagal's lack of success in the movie industry has allowed him to focus more on his spiritual life and lecture on Buddhism, but it also highlights his poor career choices and mafia finance start.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The author observed that attendees of the seminar were a mix of serious Buddhists and people who were just interested in spending time with the famous personality.
13:57 - 19:31 (05:34)
Summary
The author observed that attendees of the seminar were a mix of serious Buddhists and people who were just interested in spending time with the famous personality. The breaks frequently expanded and he often neglected to teach some of the classes and instead had his assistant perform stretches.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The speaker discusses Steven Seagal's music and its unconventional artistic qualities, mentioning his blues album, Songs of the Crystal Cave, which will be played later.
19:31 - 26:19 (06:48)
Summary
The speaker discusses Steven Seagal's music and its unconventional artistic qualities, mentioning his blues album, Songs of the Crystal Cave, which will be played later.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The speaker discusses their preference for being immersed in music performances rather than studying the blues, as well as their experiences of late-night drinking and bar closures.
26:20 - 31:32 (05:11)
Summary
The speaker discusses their preference for being immersed in music performances rather than studying the blues, as well as their experiences of late-night drinking and bar closures.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The transcript discusses how Steven Seagal appropriated black culture in his show and how he would use squinty eyes to imply his ability to sense crime.
31:32 - 36:00 (04:28)
Summary
The transcript discusses how Steven Seagal appropriated black culture in his show and how he would use squinty eyes to imply his ability to sense crime.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Steven Seagal, an alleged serial sexual predator, claims to have attended a police academy in Los Angeles and currently works as a law enforcement officer in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.
36:00 - 40:22 (04:22)
Summary
Steven Seagal, an alleged serial sexual predator, claims to have attended a police academy in Los Angeles and currently works as a law enforcement officer in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Jesse Ventura sued Chris Kyle's wife for the defamation he faced in Kyle's book, "American Sniper," after Kyle's death on Koh Tao Island in Thailand.
40:23 - 43:56 (03:33)
Summary
Jesse Ventura sued Chris Kyle's wife for the defamation he faced in Kyle's book, "American Sniper," after Kyle's death on Koh Tao Island in Thailand.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
A former employee of Steven Seagal's has accused him of keeping Russian attendants on staff for his sexual needs and emotionally and sexually abusing her.
43:56 - 47:47 (03:50)
Summary
A former employee of Steven Seagal's has accused him of keeping Russian attendants on staff for his sexual needs and emotionally and sexually abusing her. Other women who have witnessed Seagal's unique physiological reaction to sexual arousal may be able to verify her claims.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Allegations have been made against actor Steven Seagal regarding his misconduct and exploitation of sex slaves while on movie sets.
47:47 - 51:04 (03:17)
Summary
Allegations have been made against actor Steven Seagal regarding his misconduct and exploitation of sex slaves while on movie sets.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Despite being accused of multiple crimes, Steven Seagal, former Louisiana sheriff's deputy, continued his career as an unqualified police officer.
51:05 - 54:09 (03:04)
Summary
Despite being accused of multiple crimes, Steven Seagal, former Louisiana sheriff's deputy, continued his career as an unqualified police officer. Only two organizations were willing to support him in his pursuit to carry a gun and maintain a sense of importance.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The podcast hosts discuss chickens and how they are kept, before one of them describes an odd scenario in which he would kill someone's chickens.
54:09 - 59:02 (04:52)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss chickens and how they are kept, before one of them describes an odd scenario in which he would kill someone's chickens.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The use of uniforms during the Ukrainian Civil War was rampant, with even heavyset older men pretending to be volunteers by buying uniforms.
59:02 - 1:02:33 (03:31)
Summary
The use of uniforms during the Ukrainian Civil War was rampant, with even heavyset older men pretending to be volunteers by buying uniforms. However, as the war got closer, more individuals with actual military training were beginning to take part.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
Steven Seagal eats a carrot handed to him by a dictator while filming at a farm in Belarus.
1:02:33 - 1:06:00 (03:26)
Summary
Steven Seagal eats a carrot handed to him by a dictator while filming at a farm in Belarus. They discuss Victor Lukashenko, the leader of Belarus.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
A discussion about the connections between the world's most dangerous and evil people and how it might drive some people crazy and lead to conspiracy theories.
1:06:00 - 1:08:39 (02:38)
Summary
A discussion about the connections between the world's most dangerous and evil people and how it might drive some people crazy and lead to conspiracy theories.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The episode discusses Brian Van Runkel's job of making famous people sympathetic to Russian and Eastern oligarchic power brokers in order to push a specific political agenda, including introducing Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal.
1:08:39 - 1:11:13 (02:34)
Summary
The episode discusses Brian Van Runkel's job of making famous people sympathetic to Russian and Eastern oligarchic power brokers in order to push a specific political agenda, including introducing Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The podcast hosts discuss the surprising story of Stephen Seagal being invited to Russia and appointed as a special envoy.
1:11:14 - 1:14:58 (03:44)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss the surprising story of Stephen Seagal being invited to Russia and appointed as a special envoy. Despite his controversial past and reputation, he has seemingly found support in Russian officials.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The hosts discuss the bizarre transformation of a former MMA fighter into a right-wing conspiracy theorist, known for spewing Fox News talking points and filtered out through Alex Jones's craziness.
1:14:58 - 1:17:39 (02:40)
Summary
The hosts discuss the bizarre transformation of a former MMA fighter into a right-wing conspiracy theorist, known for spewing Fox News talking points and filtered out through Alex Jones's craziness. Despite his fighting background, his tactics often involved hits to the groin.
EpisodePart Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine
PodcastBehind the Bastards
The episode talks about Milton Katselas, his bizarre life, and his obsession with writing credits on movies he didn't even write.
1:17:39 - 1:20:31 (02:51)
Summary
The episode talks about Milton Katselas, his bizarre life, and his obsession with writing credits on movies he didn't even write. It also discusses his assassination of 70 chickens and his life as a cultish acting coach.